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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Me? Jealous? (S03E03)

"Hey, Dad, did you accidentally leave ..."
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"this hilarious book of lawyer jokes in the guest room?"
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"I don't know. What?"
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"I'm very excited to have 72 hours with this one."
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"and we're trying to get him to donate for preservation."
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"- Delicious, Cam. - Mm-hmm."
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"I'm totally going to frame this."
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"- It's nice to meet you. - This is such an honor."
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"Hey, are you still in touch with the old gang?"
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"She is here."
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"Grizzly, 'cause otherwise, when the bartender says- Dad, I'm working!"
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"What? You?"
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"Well, I had some time to kill,"
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"He insists. We'll be there. We're coming."
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"a house that sells itself and gives me the commission."
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"Come here, pretty girl. What?"
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"As a thank-you, I took some time ..."
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"You don't have to. I won't."
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"Great. Thanks."
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"We are not friends right now. I am only here to help pump up the college fund."
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"Really? I thought that was just my ego."
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"This guy's good. Yeah. He's good."
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"You do that every time."
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"In a way, I'm no better than Manny's crazy friend Danielle."
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"Guess who just got his Bell rung?"
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"Oh, I forgot the best part of the Costa Rica story."
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""Okay, now I see it. You do have a monkey problem.""
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"and make her laugh."
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"He's not even funny. What's he got, like a soft 10 minutes?"
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"And he goes to the Costa Rican well a little too much for my taste."
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"Honey, I love it."
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"I know it's stupid,"
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"Oh, I hope Tad likes salmon."
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"It's a bit of a risk serving fish ..."
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"to a first-time diner at Dunphy's."
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"Maybe I should marinate a steak for backup."
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"I think someone has a man crush."
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"First of all, I would never date a potential client."
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"That's first of all."
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"Secondly, I really need this to go well so he makes me his Realtor."
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"This guy's flippin' properties like they're extras in a kung fu movie."
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"So you're just kissing up to this guy for his money."
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"Not just. I really like him."
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"He travels the world doing charity work, rock climbs, flies planes."
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"How does he have time to do all that?"
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"Got divorced and his whole life opened up."
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"Guy's livin' the dream."
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"His dream. Not my dream."
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"I'm living my dream."
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"You're my dream. You can stop."
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"I so don't want to do this."
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"Recently, Haley got a little creative on one of her college applications ..."
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"and listed herself as a Big Sister."
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"Technically, I am a big sister."
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"She capitalized the "B" and the"
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"Which makes sense, 'cause it was."
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"So Claire and I suggested that- Forced."
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"That she volunteer for the organization."
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"We couldn't be prouder."
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"We could. A little bit."
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"I'll tell you if you can answer the following question:"
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"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?"
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"Well, one's a bottom-feeding mud dweller."
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"The other's a fish."
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"Zing! Aaah."
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"Okay, everyone, dinner is served. Let's get it."
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"Our house is being fumigated, so Jay and Gloria ..."
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"invited us to stay here for a few days."
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"We don't get to spend much time together,"
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"so I know that we're gonna be like, um- um-"
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"Fred and Ginger? Who?"
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"Movie night!"
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"It's noisier than usual around here."
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"Oh, gosh."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey ##"
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"Tad, this wine is fantastic."
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"Spend a week in Mendoza,"
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"and you'll find a dozen or so Malbec producers ..."
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"that'll give most Bordeaux a real run for their money. Hmm."
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"I'm sorry."
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""May cause pretentiousness.""
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""May be fascinating.""
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"Oh! Oh, gosh."
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"Oh, that's like the ninth time this screw has popped out."
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"Oh, you know what? I need the angled screwdriver. I left it at the office."
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"I, um- I keep it there because of all my signs."
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"I'll, uh, put up a "for sale" sign,"
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"and next day, of course, I gotta put up that "sold" banner. Yeah."
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"Then next day, same deal."
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"For sale, sold. Mm-hmm."
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"For sale, sold. For sale, sold. Great, great salesman."
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"I'm getting that. For sale, sold."
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"Right. Listen, I gotta go relieve the babysitter."
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"My ex-wife took 50% of my stuff and left me 100% of my kids."
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"They're great."
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"Hey, listen, um, thank you so much for coming. Yeah."
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"Oh, no, thank you, Phil, so much for the salmon ..."
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"and the steak and the chicken and the shrimp."
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"I mean, it was all just delicious. Great."
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"This guy is very lucky to have you. Oh."
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"Okay. Thanks. Yeah."
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"All right."
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"Let me grab that."
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"Bye-bye. Bye-bye."
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"- Did you see that? - A handshake that almost became a hug?"
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"Yeah, I saw it. I lived it. I think I'm in."
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"No, honey. He kissed me on the lips."
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"Another good sign! it's not a good sign."
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"Sweetie, you don't think that's weird?"
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"The guy's a world traveler. He has a time-share in Costa Rica."
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"That's probably how they do it there."
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"Oh, no, honey. it felt like he lingered."
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"It's a progressive culture."
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"Most of 'em travel by zip line."
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"Mmm."
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"Biscuits and gravy?"
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"Yep. My grandma Bitsy's secret recipe, given to her ..."
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"by her housekeeper, Delilah, who raised her and was her best friend."
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"Kind of like The Help, except Delilah was white,"
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