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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Treehouse (S03E03)

"I have a really hard time placing names and faces."
Modern Family (2009)
"So who are you again? Oh, my God. I am so sorry."
Modern Family (2009)
"It was just a clever way to try to approach you. We don't know each other."
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"I've never been in a coma."
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"But you so deserved that."
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"That was the worst pick-up ever."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Now I know why we're old fake friends."
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"Can I buy you a drink? Yeah."
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"I'm Katie. Cameron."
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"It's ironic. Like the Gift of the Vagi."
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"Thank you. Nice to meet you. You too."
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"Bye. Bye."
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"Wham, bam, thank you, Cam."
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"Seriously. You got her number? Sure did."
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"And all my shirts get ironed, and their seams should appear straight, just like their owner."
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"Shouldn't you be using screws instead of nails?"
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"America was built with nails, Son."
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"So was that gazebo you built for our Fourth of July party."
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"I'm telling you, you are gonna love this bad boy."
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"You know what can't climb trees?"
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"Raccoons can and will get up here, so don't leave any food,"
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"or they'll get territorial and attack."
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"Are you sure this is a good idea? Are you kidding me?"
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"You're gonna have so much fun hanging out up here with your buddies."
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"Trust me. When you get older, it all changes."
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"Why? Well, life gets in the way."
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"Did I just say "wife gets in the way"? 'Cause sometimes I do that."
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"Nope, you're good."
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"And you have lots of friends."
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"and there are my college friends, but they're scattered all over the country."
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"It's not the same as just shouting out to your neighborhood buddies,"
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""Hey, fellas, I'm up here in the tree house!""
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"Oh! I gotta fix that ... board."
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"I can't do this. Why are you so frustrated?"
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"Because I've never had any obstacles to overcome."
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"Oh, honey, that's not true."
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"You're lactose intolerant."
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"Oh. "Dear college, cheese makes me gassy. See you in September.""
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"Sweetie, you're not really starting your essays "Dear college," are you?"
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"What difference does it make? I've lived a boring, sheltered, pathetic life."
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"I am sorry we have made things too easy and comfortable for you."
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"Oh, you should be. it is all your fault."
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"You have shielded me from everything interesting and dangerous."
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"You are blaming me because I kept you from getting hurt?"
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"Gabby's mom's a hoarder."
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"That essay practically writes itself."
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"Maybe it is our fault."
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"But did you ever consider there's a reason?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"There's a reason why we were so easy on you."
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"- I don't understand. - Oh, honey, you're old enough now."
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"- Old enough for what? - The truth."
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"Okay, come on. Gotta show you something."
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"- We're gonna go for a ride. - Mom, just tell me."
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"You are my mom, right?"
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"Oh, hey."
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"- I'm a bad man. - Oh, no. What did you eat?"
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"Mitchell, remember the girl I met last night?"
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"How can I forget her? She's super famous for having the world's worst gaydar."
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"How could I be so cavalier with her emotions?"
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"You know, we had a real connection. She gave me her number."
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"And right now, she's probably sitting by the phone, waiting for me to call."
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"Uh-huh."
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"I don't think you understand how charmed she was by me."
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"Oh, my God. Where did you get all this self-confidence?"
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"I won Cutest Baby at the 1974 Jasper County Fair."
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"People at the time said I could go Gerber."
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"You know what? I'm calling her. What?"
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"No, I can't carry this around."
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"I have to come clean so she can move on with her life."
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"This is crazy. She is not waiting by the-"
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"First ring."
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"- I was hoping I would call too. - Oh, smooth."
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"So listen, I forgot to mention something last night,"
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"and I'm- I'm actually not really quite sure how to say this."
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""I'm a gay guy.""
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"Um, it's actually somewhat delicate."
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""As am I, on account of the gay.""
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"No, no. I had a great time with you too, Katie."
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"It's- Well, it's just that- "I don't dig the ladies.""
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"No, no, and I want you to sit. I want you to have a seat on a chaise lounge."
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"No, thank you."
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"Wanna eat at home?"
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"I'll grill some steaks, open a bottle of wine."
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"Whatever you want, because I'm not going to be here."
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"She's going salsa dancing- without me."
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"Ay, Manny, I told you. it's a 21-and-over club."
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"A forbidden dance floor. Only makes me want it more."
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"Wait a second. You're going dancing with Shorty and Darlene?"
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"Yes. Because even though he's old like you, he still likes to have fun."
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"We like to have fun. Last week, I took you to dinner."
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"Went to the boat show. Got some sherbet."
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"And were home by 8:30 with no boat."
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"What do you want from me? I don't like dancing."
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"I don't like sherbet. Yeah, right."
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"How about coconut?"
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"Who doesn't like the coconut? Hmm? Who?"
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"And anyways, I'm going dancing with or without you."
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"Fine. I hope you have a good time with Shorty."
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"I don't need Shorty."
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"I won't have any problem finding a partner on my own."
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"Wow. Way to rub it in, Mom."
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"How'd it go, heartbreaker?"
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"That is one classy lady. Which is why I couldn't tell her."
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"- What? - Well, I just couldn't do it on the phone."
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"She seemed so excited to hear from me,"
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"and I'm very bad at disappointing people, Mitchell."
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"Not all people."
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"Mama was right when she said my charm was like a wild stallion."
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"If not properly bridled, it'll bust down a barn."
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"Okay, you wanna get rid of your girlfriend, tell her that story."
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"Maybe I will when she comes over. She's coming over."
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"Are you serious?"
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"She said she was in the area, running errands."
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"What was I was supposed to say? "Don't come over"?"
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"Well, I guess I could've said that, but it's too late now."
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"Plus, I wanna break it to her gently."
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"So come on. Help me un-gay the place."
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"You know what? I'll make it less gay by half. Oh, these flowers should go too."
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