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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Treehouse (S03E03)

"You would have died. A hero."
Modern Family (2009)
"Jay hate the crowds, the beach, the rainbows."
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"# Hey ##"
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"Cam has this crazy theory that if he were straight ..."
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"Or you could be someone who just stepped out a machine called The Womanizer."
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"If I fail, I'll do it."
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"Hey. Oh, my God. How are you?"
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"That was genius and mean!"
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"If she were a hot guy, I would never have been that smooth."
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"There we go."
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"Raccoons? Worries."
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"Yeah, I have work friends, and your mom and I have couples friends,"
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"Really? Name one. Well-"
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"Hi. Katie, it's Cam."
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"Hey, you wanna go out and grab some dinner before the fight tonight?"
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"Ohh!"
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"L- I know this is weird, but you and I are a lot alike."
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"This."
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"Maybe you could be my date."
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"I mean, I know you're gay. it's obvious."
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"I do not have theatrical hand gestures."
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"Oh, because I want a gay friend."
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"Shut up. Really? She is, yeah."
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"It's just a stupid bar bet. What-"
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"And now he's telling me he's gay?"
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"Oh, honey, if you get stuck, let me know,"
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"Salsa ]"
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"Don't just sit there! Get out here!"
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"How come you never surprise me like that?"
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"I do surprise you. No, you don't. You never surprise me."
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"Only thing bothering me is that drunken Amish roof you got up there."
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"Nice to meet you, Andre."
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"handy with tools and a great guy to hang out with."
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"- Honey, what is all this? - Hey."
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"Hey, Mom, I'm trying to write this stupid college essay question,"
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"- and I really don't even know where to start. - What's the question? Tell me."
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""What's the biggest obstacle you've ever had to overcome?""
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"Didn't my third-grade teacher say I had, like, A.D.D. or something?"
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"Oh, no, honey. She said you couldn't A-D-D,"
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"and she put it that way because she also knew you couldn't S-P-E-L-L."
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"Wait. Slow down."
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"Ohh!"
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"Sweetheart, what's this? We talked about this last week."
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"I said I'm building Luke a tree house. You said "Fine.""
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"You know, sometimes I think you just tune me out."
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"I never told her. She just would've said no."
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"I don't remember agreeing to this, Phil."
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"This is like the time you backed down the driveway ..."
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"with a hang glider sticking out of the car."
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"If you'd let me keep that, those geese would've followed me to the wetlands."
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"So we spread out a nice blanket, open up a bottle of vino ..."
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"and watch the sun set over the water."
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"It was majestic. Mmm."
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"Majestic. Majestic."
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"Ay. Why we never have the picnic?"
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"Who wants to sit on a blanket? There's no back support. it's majestic."
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"Last week, Shorty took me to see the Cirque du Soleil."
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"It's like a circus, but classy."
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"So if you like elephants, don't hold your breath."
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"She's so cute."
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"Rainbows. That's just colors in the sky."
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"Do we have to pull over every time and take a picture? Shame."
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"There's an expression in Italian, Jay:"
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"Dammi la tua mano e corriamo uniti per tutta la vita."
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""Give me your hand and we will run together our whole lives.""
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"Aww. Jay also hates running."
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"- Here you go. - Oh, thank you."
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"- And here you go. - Ohh. What is this?"
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"You said to knock your socks off."
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"Oh? Well, look. it's already working."
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"Two more of those, and you won't be wearing any underwear either."
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"Oh, look! Cam, down. Down."
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"Maybe later. Oh, okay."
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"Maybe- Maybe later."
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"Did you hear that? The waitress is flirting with me."
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"No, no. She's not flirting with you."
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"She's trolling for tips, okay? She totally knows you're gay."
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"How would she know I'm gay?"
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"Uh, maybe it's the way you ordered a "drink-a-doodle-doo.""
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"And Julia Roberts were single, they'd be dating."
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"It's not crazy. I met her once at an AIDS walk, and our chemistry was palpable."
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"No, you handed her a bottle of water. And her fingers lingered."
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"Because you wouldn't let go."
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"If by that you mean lift her off the ground, then yes, I'll give you that."
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"I for sure could be a womanizer."
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"Okay, you know what? That's it. Pick anyone in here,"
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"and if I can get their number, you do the laundry for a month."
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"Okay, I hate doing laundry, so, um- Mm-hmm."
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"No. Um-"
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"Oh, okay. Right here."
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"Her."
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"Okay, great. Great."
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"Just get rid of my flair."
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"Whoa. Where- Where did Cam go?"
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"Where is he?"
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"- Dinner was absolutely wonderful. - Amazing."
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"You know what? Why don't you guys come salsa dancing with us tomorrow night?"
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"Oh, yeah. That would be great!"
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"A y, it sounds like so much fun. I love salsa dancing."
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"Jay, let's go salsa dancing with them."
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"Look."
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"Why not? I just bought that pay-per-view fight."
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"I'll tell you what. We'll compromise."
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"We'll watch the fight, we'll eat salsa."
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"- Who needs him? Come dancing with us. - A y, no. I wouldn't want to-"
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"No, no, you'd be doing me a favor."
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"Shorty never wants to stop, and I could use a break."
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"You hear that, Jay? I never stop."
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"All I hear is she could use a break."
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"Hey. Hey! Wow."
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"Look at you. You look fantastic."
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"Thank you. S-So do you."
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"How long has it been?"
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"F-Feels like forever. Yeah."
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"What, um- When is the last time we saw each other?"
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"Oh, let's see. I think it was at Dave's thing."
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"You know what? I'm sorry."
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"I don't know if you've heard."
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"I was in a terrible car accident,"
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"and ever since the coma,"
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