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Clips from The Golden Girls - The Way We Met (S01E01)

"It was at that moment I realized my bosoms had the power to make music."
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"Didn't Bette Midler win a special Grammy for that?"
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"Oh, girls. Isn't it wonderful how we always have such a good time together?"
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"- It's been that way right from the start. - Please, Rose."
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"Don't you remember the day after we moved in"
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"when we went shopping together?"
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"Walking by that sausage case back there"
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"really brought back a lot of memories."
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"Sausage opens a floodgate for many of us, Rose."
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"- What's this, Blanche? - Smoked oysters."
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"Oh, come on. Now, I know we said we'd go in on everything equally,"
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"Well, we have to have these. They're absolutely essential."
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"Well, if you ever have a date with a man who's a little sluggish..."
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"- Those are very nice cantaloupes. - Why, thank you."
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"- This one's ripe. - And how do you tell, Dorothy?"
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"Well, you smell the tip of it. It's an old Sicilian method my mother taught me."
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"Oh, Dorothy, dear."
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"The best way to tell if a melon is ripe is Southern. You thump it."
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"Well, actually, roomies, I have the best method - the farm method."
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"- It works every time. - And what might that be, Rose, dear?"
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"No. Mm-mm."
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"Better."
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"Yeah, I almost forgot."
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"We need a Globe and a Tattler and a Midnight Star"
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"so we know what's going on in the world - one People."
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"Excuse me, you made a mistake."
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"Those peaches aren't 59 cents a pound: they're 89 cents."
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"Honesty is the best policy."
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"What are you trying to do, Rose? Qualify for some kind of scout badge?"
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"Well, I can't help it if I'm an honest person."
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"Obviously, something you don't know anything about."
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"- What are you talking about? - Well, you bought pantyhose in petite."
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"Anybody can see you couldn't get those past your knees."
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"If you don't keep your voice down,"
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"I'm gonna hit you in the head with this loin of pork."
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"Oh, Blanche, come on!"
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"$15.99? Now, this is just too extravagant."
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"I'm not going in on this. I don't even like loin of pork."
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"All right, then I'm not going in on this nightstick."
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"- This is a pepperoni. - It's obnoxious."
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"That Windex isn't on sale this week - the regular price is $1.99."
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"Rose, why don't you just save it for The Price is Right?"
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"Excuse me for trying to be a good American."
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"Will you two please keep your voices down?"
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"I have shopped and dated extensively throughout this market."
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"That does it, that does it! I am shopping for myself."
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"Oh, no, I'm not shopping with you, Mary Poppins."
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"Fine!"
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"All right, who put the Raisin Bran in the refrigerator?"
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"- I did. Do you have a problem with that? - Yes, I do."
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"I have two problems with it. First of all, there isn't room for it in there"
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"and second of all, it doesn't go in the refrigerator- it goes in the cabinet."
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"It does not go in the cabinet. It stays fresher in the refrigerator."
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"No, it does not stay fresher in the refrigerator."
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"there would be a sign on it saying "refrigerate. ""
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"Actually, you're both wrong. It does not belong in a refrigerator."
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"It does not belong in a cabinet. It belongs in a glass canister."
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"That way, it's not only visually appealing,"
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"but you can see if they cheated you out of raisins."
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"I thought everybody knew that."
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"You know, until I met you, Rose,"
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"I didn't know that people actually talk back to their Rice Krispies."
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"All right, I have had it!"
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"Thanks to all this constant bickering, I now have a splitting headache."
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"Oh, girls, let's face facts. The three of us just can't agree on anything."
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"I mean, it is obvious we were not meant to live together."
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"I hate to agree with you, but I think you're right."
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"I think so too. In fact, I know so."
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"This is exactly what happened during the Great Herring War."
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"The Great Herring War?"
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"Yes. Between the Lindstroms and the Johanssons."
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"Oh, that Great Herring War!"
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"The two families controlled the most fertile herring waters"
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"off the coast of Norway, so naturally, it seemed like"
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"it would be in their best interest to band together."
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"Oh, boy, was that a mistake."
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"You see, they couldn't agree on what to do with the herring."
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"Oh, well, that's understandable."
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"I mean, the possibilities are overwhelming."
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"and the Lindstroms wanted to train them for the circus."
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"Weren't they kind of hard to see, riding on the elephants?"
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"Oh, not that kind of circus. A herring circus."
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"Sort of like SeaWorld, only smaller."
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"Much, much smaller."
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"But bigger than a flea circus."
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"Tell me, Rose, um..."
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"did they ever shoot a herring out of a cannon?"
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"Only once."
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"But they shot him into a tree."
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"After that, no other herring would do it."
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"You're making this up!"
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"I am not! My grandfather told me that story."
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"Of course, he also used to call me by my sister's name."
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"I guess he wasn't a very reliable source."
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"Ohh... Ahh!"
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"Oh, girls, girls, do you realize what just happened?"
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"Well, I know I've been having a very good time,"
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"and there wasn't even a man in the room."
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"Do you think it was just a fluke, or do you think we could learn to like each other?"
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"Well, I think it might take time, but I think it could be worth it."
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"- Let's give it a shot. - Great!"
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"- I'm game. - OK."
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"Wait a minute. What's that?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I know it's awful, but I have this incredible sweet tooth."
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"- What is it? - Cheesecake."
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"- What kind? - Chocolate."
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"Oh, I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
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"I guess some things never change."
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"They sure don't. We've almost finished the entire cheesecake."
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"Oh, what the hell. It was a special occasion."
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"Yeah, and it sure took my mind off of Psycho."
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"Listen, these can wait till morning. Let's go to bed."
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"OK."
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"Ma, that is not funny!"
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"I pulled it once on old man Peterson, after we had saw Psycho at the home."
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"They had said he would never walk again."
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"He walked."
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"Well, good night. Sweet dreams!"
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"Well... I think I'll have just one more cup of tea."
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"You know what would go so good on this cheesecake"
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