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Clips from The Golden Girls - The Way We Met (S01E01)

"Your heart is true"
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"You would see the biggest gift would be from me"
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"And the card attached would say"
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"Oh, sure. Your husband or your boyfriend dumped you."
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"Oh, honey, don't let it get you down. It's just the nature of the beast."
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"I like you and I like cats."
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"- I'll let you have Mr. Peepers. - Great!"
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"Are you sure? I'm getting a very strong vibration."
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"I was sure I'd made a bad first impression."
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"- Hi, you must be Dorothy. - And you must be Mrs. Rogers."
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"Then of course, there's Dale Evans, the most famous Mrs. Rogers of them all."
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"Listen, since this is our first night as roommates,"
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"and realized I was even more devastating by moonlight."
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"but this is four dollars a can."
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"a tin of these and a bottle of cold duck, you'll be prying him off the wall."
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"and an Enquirer and I guess maybe one serious newsmagazine"
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"Excuse me. You made a mistake."
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"Fine! Blanche and I will do very nicely on our own."
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"If it stayed fresher in the refrigerator,"
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"And sometimes, he'd wear his underwear on the outside of his pants."
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"Are you kidding? It's a riot!"
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"Yeah, and we can finish the cheesecake."
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"Sounds good."
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"Thank you for being a friend"
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"You're a pal and a confidante"
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"And if you threw a party"
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"Invited everyone you knew"
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""Thank you for being a friend""
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"- Oh... - Oh, Dorothy!"
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"What do you mean sneaking up on me like that? You scared me half to death!"
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"I'm sorry, Rose. Next time I walk into a dark room in the middle of the night,"
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"I'll send a mariachi band ahead of me. What are you doing up?"
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"- I thought I heard a strange noise. - What kind of strange noise?"
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"Like someone walking slowly up creaking stairs."
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"We don't have stairs."
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"I know! How strange is that? What are you doing?"
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"Well, I thought I heard a prowler outside."
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"Oh, my God, Dorothy! Why didn't you call the police?"
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"Oh, no, no. It turned out it was a neighbor's cat..."
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"trying to mate with our plastic flamingo."
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"What is it? I heard screams! What's happening?"
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"No, nothing. Everything's fine, Blanche."
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"We never should have watched Psycho."
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"For 25 years, I have avoided that picture, even when Stan invited me"
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"to the Roxy instead of over to his mother's house for dinner."
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"And it turned out that my instincts were right -"
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"Norman Bates is scarier than my mother-in-law."
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"And a much better dresser."
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"Oh, I never should have watched it, either."
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"It always upsets me - especially that shower scene."
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"Why, it's the reason I prefer not to shower alone."
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"Sure, Blanche."
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"And Goldilocks and the Three Bears is why you prefer not to sleep alone."
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"- Well, at least we're not alone tonight. - Oh, boy."
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"You know, there is nothing worse than being wide awake"
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"and scared and by yourself."
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"Oh, yes there is:"
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"being wide awake and scared and by yourself"
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"without a double-fudge chocolate cheesecake in the freezer."
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"Ah! I'll get the silverware."
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"I feel better already."
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"You know, I never used to do anything like this with my old roommates."
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"You had roommates before us? I never knew that."
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"Oh, yes. Two very eccentric old ladies"
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"who used to bathe together and floss each other's teeth."
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"I kicked them out one morning, and that very afternoon"
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"went down to the supermarket to advertise for new ones."
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"That was when I first met Rose."
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"- Are you OK? - Oh, I'm fine."
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"Oh, I know exactly what you're going through."
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"- I can read it in your face. - You can?"
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"They'd do it in the mud if they had to."
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"You just go sleep with his best friend. That'll even up the score."
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"Am I on Candid Camera?"
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"- You mean, you didn't get dumped? - Well, actually, I did by my landlord."
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"He threw me out of my apartment, but I couldn't sleep with his best friend."
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"He's over 80 years old and thinks he's the Archduke Ferdinand."
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"Why did he throw you out?"
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"Well, the new owners of the building don't allow cats,"
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"and I'm not about to part with Mr. Peepers."
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"Oh, I guess you two have been through a lot together, huh?"
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"Yes, I found him last week."
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"But I wouldn't feel right having a home if he didn't."
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"We've become very attached."
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"You know, I think that shows great strength of character."
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"I also happen to have a room for rent, and the name is Blanche Devereaux."
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"Why would you name a room Blanche Devereaux?"
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"That's very good. I like a roommate with a sense of humor."
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"My last two roommates were two old sticks-in-the mud from Minnesota."
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"Oh! Tell me a little bit about yourself."
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"Well, my name is Rose Nylund and I'm from Minnesota."
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"- Stop it, girl. You're killing me. - Oh, but I'm not a stick-in-the-mud."
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"Oh, listen, I can let my hair down and get crazy with the best of them."
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"Really? Hey, I think we'd get along great."
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"- I got a feeling you're a wild woman. - Oh, you bet I am."
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"I eat raw cookie dough."
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"And occasionally, I run through the sprinklers and don't wear a bathing cap."
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"And at Christmas, I've been known to put away more than one eggnog."
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"- What's the matter? - I think I'd better keep looking."
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"Oh, I'll stop eating raw cookie dough."
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"No, honey, that's not it. It's just the two of us have nothing in common."
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"We're just two different kinds of people. It wouldn't work out, believe me."
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"- Can I pet your cat, lady? - Why, sure, sweetheart."
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"- What's his name? - Mr. Peepers."
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"I had a cat just like him. His name was Harpo."
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"But he died. I miss him."
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"Oh, well, you'll have to get yourself another kitty."
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"Would your mommy let you have another kitty?"
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"Yeah, she said she would get me one next week."
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"Well, if you'll promise to give him a really, really good home,"
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"- Would it be OK if I call him Harpo? - Well, I don't think he'd mind."
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"- Thanks a lot, lady. - Yeah, there you go sweetheart."
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"Mom!"
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"Say, Rose... Look, now, I'm not making any promises,"
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"but how would you like to take a look at that Blanche Devereaux room?"
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"Really? I'd love to."
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"- Come on, let's go. - By the way, what's your name?"
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"That last remark was the reason"
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"I didn't let you move in that same day."
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"But after I saw what I had to choose from,"
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