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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"and you are not swooping in at the last minute to snatch her from my talons."
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"Madonna belongs to me, and I will not be copied. It's in my contract."
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"I want you to listen very closely."
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"And, wow, I just lost my train of thought. You have so much margarine in your hair."
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"Okay, first of all, my kids are doing Madonna."
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"She's public domain, and there's nothing you can do about it."
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"Secondly, enough with the hair jokes."
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"Oh, by the way, how's the Florence Henderson look working out for you?"
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"Oh! Maybe you should try a new setting on your Flowbee."
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"Oh, snap!"
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"#Love is a bird #"
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"#Let all the hurt inside of you die #"
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"- Is that why you're looking at me like that? - # When your heart's not open #"
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"Who else wants a piece of this? Huh?"
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"##[Vocalizing]"
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"#Give yourself to me #"
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"Um, hey."
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"Uh, so, that offer of yours, uh, to lose the big "V"..."
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"I'm in."
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"- #If I # - Hmm."
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"#Could melt your heart ##"
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"[Knocking]"
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"Miss Sylvester, we'd like a word."
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"We saw how upset you got today."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"We saw your face after Mr. Schuester insulted your hair."
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"Close the door."
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"You know, kids, I grew up with a "handicapable" sister."
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"My parents were famous Nazi hunters, so they weren't around a lot."
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"I had to bring her up on my own."
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"I didn't have a lot of time or money to keep up with all the latest looks."
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"But on my sixth birthday, True Blue was released..."
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"an album that would later sell over 30 million copies."
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"And my sister and I took it upon ourselves to bleach my hair..."
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"with whatever chemicals we could find around the house- ammonia, napalm."
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"My hair was so damaged, I've been forced to wear it short ever since."
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"It's been a daily, ongoing pain."
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"- Wait. That would make you, like, 30. - Twenty-nine."
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"And here's the truth."
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"I mercilessly pick on Will Schuester's lustrous, wavy hair because I'm jealous."
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"There. I said it."
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"I think we can help. Mercedes is black. I'm gay."
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"- We make culture. - Go on."
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"We're working on an exciting new project and would like to use the Cheerios."
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"Interesting."
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"Sondheim on Music. [Gasps]"
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"[Whispering] Jesse, is that you?"
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"I'm so glad you came."
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"I picked the Stephen Sondheim biography section for our clandestine meeting place..."
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"because only he would be able to express my melancholia."
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"I feel bad about what happened at your house."
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"Do you still have my Care Bear?"
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"Yes. Since we're meeting in the shadows..."
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"- there's something I wanted to talk to you about. - Me first."
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"I was out of line the other night. You deserve more than that."
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"You deserve romance. No, you deserve epic romance."
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"I feel badly that I pressured you into, you know..."
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"going all the way."
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"I'm willing to wait."
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"You tell me when you're ready."
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"And I'll make sure that I'm fastidiously groomed."
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"What did you want to tell me?"
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"I'm ready."
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"Hey, that catch was amazing Tuesday. [Chuckles]"
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"- Will! - Hey."
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"- Hey, wait up. - All right."
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"How's it going?"
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"Good. Um- Okay. I've realized something- something really important."
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"and how her music was being blasted like an intimidating cluster bomb..."
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"into everybody's office except for mine because apparently I lack a shred of sex appeal?"
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"Well, it struck me that the Big Mo is always in control of everything."
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"- Her life is her own. - Okay."
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"So I need to take control of myself and my body..."
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"just like Madonna."
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"Which is why..."
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"I'm planning on doing the nasty with you tonight at your place."
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"Foreplay shall begin at 7:30 sharp."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"Not that it matters."
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"- I couldn't agree more. - Great."
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"- Great. - 7:30."
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"- Cool. - Mm-hmm."
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"[Artie] "Vogue,"take one."
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"Sound, speed... and action."
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"And playback."
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"# It's called a dance floor and here's what it's for, so #"
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"- #Move to the music # - #Hey, hey, hey #"
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"#You know you can do it #"
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"#So get up on the dance floor #"
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"- #Move to the music # - # Hey, hey, hey #"
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"# On the cover of a magazine #"
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"# Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire Sue Sylvester, dance on air #"
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"#Will Schuester, I hate you #"
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"[Water Dripping]"
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"- In a minute. - ##["Like A Virgin"]"
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"# Somehow I made it through #"
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"# Incomplete #"
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"# I'd been had #"
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"#Touched for the very first time #"
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"# My fear is fading fast #"
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"# I've been saving it all for you #"
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"#You're so fine #"
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"#Yeah, you make me bold #"
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"#Touched for the very first time #"
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"# Like a virgin #"
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"- # Oh, oh, oh, like a virgin # - #Yeah #"
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"# Feels so good inside #"
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"[Inhales, Exhales]"
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"[Water Dripping]"
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"[Jesse] Rachel?"
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"I'm ready."
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"I know. I wonder which look she's gonna rock."
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"Doesn't matter. They were all fantastic."
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"Oh, dear."
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"Oh, hey there, Whoopi, Don Knotts."
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"- What happened? - Well, I'll tell you what."
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"All those costumes and the hairstyles..."
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"I'm gonna leave constant reinvention to Madonna."
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"Here's a list of the kids I want shipped off to New York with 35 bucks in their pocket."
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"Operation Madonna is now complete."
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