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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"I want my girls to learn all the lessons she has to offer..."
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"strength, independence."
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"Nobody quite like the Material Girl to empower my Cheerios..."
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"just like your hairdresser has empowered you to look absolutely ridiculous."
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"You think this is hard? I'm passing a gallstone as we speak!"
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"That's hard!"
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"What comes to mind when you see that name?"
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"- Genius. - Icon."
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"Hall of fame MI LF."
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"So, we're all aware of Madonna's musical and cultural significance..."
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"which is why this week your assignment is to come up with a Madonna number."
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"Uh, Mr. Schue?"
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"As a dude, Madonna makes me kind of uncomfortable."
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"Yeah, she's smokin'and everything, but can't some of us do something else?"
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"Like the guy version of Madonna? Like, you know, Pantera?"
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"- [Boys Murmuring] - Guysl"
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"You know, it's come to my attention that many of you haven't been..."
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"treating the young ladies of our group very nicely lately."
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"You're disrespectful, bullying, sexist and- I hate to say it- misogynistic."
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"I have no idea what that means."
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"When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist."
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"What it means is, put yourself in their shoes for a change."
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"Culturally, Madonna's legacy transcends her music..."
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"being strong, independent and-and confident no matter what your sex."
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"But more than anything, Madonna's musical message is about equality."
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"And that is something I think you guys need to work on."
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"Mr. Schue, I don't think we can have an honest conversation about Miss Ciccone..."
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"without acknowledging that her images are as indelible as her songs."
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"I would like to honor her contributions by tackling..."
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"a multimedia project with Mercedes."
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"Great. Go for it, Kurt."
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"I'm still not down. And no chick intimidates Puckzilla."
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"I just don't think her music translates to show choir."
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"Really? Well I, for one, couldn't disagree more."
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"[Whispering]"
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"# Make him express how he feels #"
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"#You don't need diamond rings #"
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"#You know, you know you've got to #"
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"# Make him express how he feels #"
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"- #Hey # - # He'll be back on his knees, so please #"
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"# Don't go for second best baby #"
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"#You've got to make him express himself #"
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"- # Hey, hey, hey, hey # - # Put your love to the test #"
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"- # So if you want it right now make him show you how # - # Make him show how he feels #"
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"- ##["Burning Up"] - Oh, I look smoking hot."
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"- Guess who I'm dating. - Who?"
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"Wes Brody. He's super cute."
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"He plays soccer with my sister. He's seven."
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"I need a younger, inferior man."
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"If I don't find one, Coach Sylvester will kick me off the Cheerios for sure."
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"Hello? Finn- his birthday's like three days before yours, and he's super dumb."
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"We already tried with Finn, and he hates us."
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"Trust me, the way to get a man to follow you forever- take his virginity."
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"Hey, Finnocence. You know, I've been thinking, and I think we should go out."
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"Just you and me this time. No third wheel."
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"- Will you talk to me this time? - I don't really talk during."
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"[Sighs] Look, Finn."
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"Everything about you screams virgin."
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"Well, look, I appreciate the offer, but I have feelings for someone else..."
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"She's dating thatJesse kid from Vocal Adrenaline."
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"- No, she's not. - Please. You can smell it on her."
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"She's like a cat in heat."
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"So, come on."
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"Let's do the deed."
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"It'll be great for my image, and Sue will promote me to head cheerleader."
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"It's win-win."
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"I don't know. You get to have sex and make Rachel jealous."
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"- ##[Continues Over P.A.] - You wanted to see me?"
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"- #Come on, let's go # - Sue! [Clears Throat]"
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"Um, yeah. Thank you for coming. Please sit down."
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"No."
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"Well, it's simple, Arlene."
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"You have none of her self-confidence, her power over her body..."
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"Simply put, you have all the sensuality..."
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"of one of those pandas down at the zoo who refuse to mate."
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"I had your, uh, intercom disconnected."
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"##[Continues Over P.A.]"
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"There you go."
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"Finn, I was just coming to find you."
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"Look, I know that the boys were a little uncomfortable about this Madonna assignment..."
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"so I figured you and I as co-captains could..."
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"do a little mash-up of a bunch of her songs just to show everyone how cool it can be."
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"Look, are you still dating thatJesse kid?"
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"No- No. Who-Who told you that?"
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"Look, I know things have been weird between us, but I never thought you'd lie to me."
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"Look, please just don't tell anyone."
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"- Unbelievable. - We may not be together..."
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"L-I'm asking you as my friend to trust me."
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"Fine."
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"But if this leads to something bad for all of us, don't expect any more friendship from me."
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"Noted."
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"All right, let's rehearse then."
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"## ["Borderline"]"
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"## ["Borderline"]"
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"# Something in the way you love me #"
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"# If you want me, let me know #"
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"# Baby, let it show #"
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"# Open your heart to me, baby #"
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"# I'll hold the lock and you hold the key #"
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"# Open your heart to me darling #"
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"[Both] # I see you on the street and you walk on by #"
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"#You're on the street I see you when you're walking by #"
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"# Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh #"
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"# Open your heart to me, baby #"
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"# I'll give you love if you you turn the #"
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"# Open your heart to me darling #"
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"# I'll give you love if you #"
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"# Oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh #"
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"[Panting]"
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"- ##["Frozen"] - I'm going to Kabbalah. Is that too much?"
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"Hey, guys. How's this week's assignment coming along?"
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"Oh, amazing. You know how Madonna kind of reinvented the video, right?"
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"- Right. - Well, we got Artie and the A/V Club to help out."
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"- We're gonna make a Madonna video of our own. - It's gonna be "Madge-ical.""
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"- Okay, you really got to get up to speed here. - I got it."
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"[Sue] Schuesterl"
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"I heard a juicy little rumor that your up-with-people rejects were doing some Madonna songs."
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"- Is that true? - Yeah, well, to be honest, Sue..."
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"I got inspired watching your Cheerios."
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"Well, I have been waiting years to pay tribute to her..."
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