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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"even in voice-over."
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"How I have worshipped her ever since I was a little girl."
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"Sorry, AngieJolie, Catherine the Great."
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"Madonna is the most powerful woman to ever walk the face of the Earth."
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"I'm instating a new policy whereby we play Madonna's greatest hits..."
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"over the P.A. System quite loudly throughout the entire school day."
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"But blasting her delicious hooks would make it impossible for the students to concentrate."
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"Ah, who cares? Madonna never finished college."
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"She hopped a cab for the bright lights of New York City with 35 bucks in her pocket."
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"And I think we should encourage our pupils to do the same."
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"You say the word, and I will provide you a list of the students..."
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"I believe should be rounded up and shipped off immediately."
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"I am sorry, Sue. This is insanity!"
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"What you call insanity, I call inspiration."
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"Let me break it down for you."
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"It's been the biggest dream of my career to pay homage to Madonna..."
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"the woman most responsible for my take-no-prisoners demeanor..."
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"and my subconscious tendency to always be desperately looking for someone named Susan."
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"And now my Cheerios squad this year..."
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"finally has the talent to make that dream come true."
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"You will not take that dream from me."
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"Do you not understand the blackmail process and how it works?"
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"I have your wife's phone number on speed dial."
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"To recap, you will be playing those Madonna hits..."
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"throughout the day at an earsplitting volume."
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"- ##[Stops] - Santana."
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"- What does your bracelet say? - "W.W.M.D.""
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""What would Madonna do?""
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"Well, the answer to that question is usually date a younger man."
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"So let's see some arm candy, girls."
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"Sorry, freshmen. You're gonna have to start trolling the middle schools."
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"a skill that will nab us nationals this year..."
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"you're going to have to start thinking like her, acting like her."
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"Also, a la Madonna..."
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"I will no longer acknowledge that any of you have last names."
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"BeckyJackson..."
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"You know, it's like Madonna once said..."
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"If that makes me a bitch, okay.""
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"I'm pretty sure she stole that line from one Sue Sylvester."
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"No, really, she stole it from me. I said it first."
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"Can I ask you guys something private?"
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"Yes, you should move to Israel."
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"It's about dating."
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"Not that I'm dating anyone. We all know that Finn and I are no longer an item..."
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"and for the sake of the team, I broke up with Jesse."
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"But let's just say I was dating someone."
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"Let's just say, hypothetically, we went to a Wiggles concert..."
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"last Friday night, and then because my dads..."
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"weren't home, we went up to my room and started making out."
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"It was erotic and romantic. And then he said..."
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"We should do it."
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"- "It"? - Totally."
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"Haven't you done it before?"
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"No. Have you?"
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"What do you think?"
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"It's no big deal."
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"What if then he got really crabby and left..."
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"Would you please stop talking? You're grossing out my baby."
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"I just want to be ready. I know I'm getting older..."
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"and these things are gonna happen someday..."
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"but how do I stop a guy from getting mad at me for saying "no"?"
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"- Just do what I do. Never say "No." - Oh, totally."
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"I mean, what's the worst that can happen?"
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"- Sorry, Quinn. - [Mercedes] Look, girl, don't ask me."
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"The last guy I liked was the mayor of Gay Town."
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"And I can't wait to get a guy mad at me for saying "no.""
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"Like, the other day, I was walking with Artie..."
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"I've thought a lot about it, and I forgive you for lying about your stutter."
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"However, if you're planning on getting all up on this..."
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"I'm gonna need you to make some changes."
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"The goth thing was two years ago, so maybe lose the vampire makeup..."
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"and consider some tighter-fitting clothing."
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"That's got to sting."
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"but I couldn't help but overhearing."
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"Are you really having that much boy trouble?"
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"You wouldn't understand, Mr. Schue. You're a guy."
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"Well, then maybe you should talk to someone else about it..."
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"- like Miss Pillsbury. - I tried that."
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"I mean, when to do that."
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"- This is the perfect chat to have with your mom. - I have two gay dads."
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"Right, right. You, um- How about your rabbi?"
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"I really don't feel comfortable talking about this with Rabbi Greenberg."
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"- Aren't you a guidance counselor? - Uh..."
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"- [School Bell Rings] - The fact is, is that..."
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"women still earn 70 cents to every dollar that a man does for doing the same job."
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"I don't know what to say. I mean..."
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"I can't do this job if I don't have the kids' confidence."
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"I get that this area of interest is, uh..."
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"your blind spot, but I want to help you so that..."
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"the next time a girl comes in here asking those kinds of questions, you'll be prepared."
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"I'm not saying you need to have sex."
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"No! No, no, no. No, that's not what you were offering."
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"Why would you offer that? It wasn't what I was thinking."
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"- Wishful thinking is all that was. - What this is all about..."
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"is teenage girls feeling like they have no power."
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"Right. And it makes sense too. I mean, look at their role models, you know?"
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"You've got Britney Spears and her shaved head."
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"Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings."
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"Ann Coulter."
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"Let's work together to try to find a way to make them feel more confident about themselves."
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"Yeah, I like that."
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"Yes, we will change the world one girl at a time."
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"We'll be like a girl-saving team."
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"And maybe along the way, we can find a way to help you too."
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"[Madonna] #Zephyr in the sky at night I wonder #"
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"#Do my tears of mourning #"
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"#Sink beneath the sun #"
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"#And I feel #"
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"#And I feel like I just got home #"
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"#And I feel #"
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"##[Ends]"
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"Sloppy freak show babies!"
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"Somewhere in the English countryside..."
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"in a stately manor home, Madonna is weeping!"
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"[Chattering]"
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"[Sniffs] Oh. Hey, William."
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"I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens..."
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"of the little elves who live in your hair."
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"Wow, Sue. I'm really impressed."
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"Yeah, well, Madonna is legend."
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