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Clips from Girls5eva - Pilot (S01E01)

"'cause you're a big shot with the perfect life."
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"[elevator chimes]"
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"Aren't you going down to the lobby?"
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"- My pilot is staying here."
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"I just came to give him gas and sashimi money."
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"[elevator chimes] Bye, Dawn."
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"* *"
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"[knocking]"
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"Captain...Phillips,"
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"it's Wickie."
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"Probably at the Admirals Club. You know pilots."
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"- [grunts]"
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"[scoffs]"
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"- This is your pilot's hotel room?"
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"- You're saying a bald woman can't be a pilot?"
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"Wow, Dawn."
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"- You're lying. I should have known."
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"This is like when you were dating Rick Fox,"
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"but you'd only let us meet him from really far away."
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"- What? That was totally Rick Fox."
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"- Then how come he never yelled back about basketball?"
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"- [scoffs] - I never said anything"
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"'cause I was the chill one, but now I'm 40,"
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"and I don't care!"
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"Also I've had three [whispering] negronis."
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"- Did you just whisper negronis?"
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"- I don't know the history of the word."
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"- Fine!"
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"I'm staying here, okay?"
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"The show put me up here!"
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"The show flew me out here!"
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"And I almost missed everything"
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"because I volunteered to get bumped for cash"
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"and had to connect through Port-au-Prince."
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"- So obviously, you don't own a jet."
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"- I just work at the Van Nuys Airport, Sherlock."
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"Wheels up, heels up. Milan, here we come."
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"- What the hell are you doing, Wickie?"
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"There's a shit ton of gooses by runway two."
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"And take that scarf off."
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"You want to get sucked into an engine?"
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"- Sorry, sir."
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"I shoot geese at the airport."
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"And I get paid by the goose."
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"There is no fempire."
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"Then who is Jonathan..."
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"- [British accent] Jonathan Barron?"
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"Me, you fanny wank."
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"[normal voice] I stole that move from Trump."
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"- But we're the tragic ones."
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"- I was never done with music, okay?"
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"After I went solo,"
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"the label decided I was difficult"
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"just because I wouldn't let my backup singers wear makeup"
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"and refused to play venues"
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"that also did sports."
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"I thought this Lil Stinker stuff"
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"was going to be my ticket"
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"back to the fame and the lifestyle"
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"I am owed because of the"
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"* Voice God *"
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"* Put in my mouth *"
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"- [knocking on wall] Go on!"
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"- Sorry it turned out to be nothing."
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"[distant sirens wailing]"
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"Probably us dragging you down again."
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"[playful music]"
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"* *"
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"I guess you do need this."
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"- Uh! Don't try to walk out here all superior"
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"when you couldn't even tell this isn't the Dalai Lama."
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"It's an old man dressed like a hot dog."
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"all: * Girls five-eva *"
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"- Ah!"
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"- You were the best one. - Lil Stinker and Girls5eva!"
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"- Honestly, I'm relieved it's over."
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"- Still, we should celebrate."
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"[groovy jazz music]"
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"Want to start "The Americans"?"
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"- Oh."
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"Sure."
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"- I get so pumped when we start a new show together."
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"- I know how we'll get this secret,"
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"through sex."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"- Final boarding call for flight..."
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"- It's a Victoria's Secret water bra."
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"- Well, it's more than 3 ounces,"
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"so you can throw it out or you can drink it here."
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"- It was $38."
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"[sighs]"
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"- Wait. Do we know each other?"
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"- No, I just have the same face"
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"as that brat's doll that got recalled."
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"[grunts, spits] [cap clatters]"
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"- Please stand in line with your ticket and ID in hand."
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"- I saw you on TV!"
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"You gals sounded good!"
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"You sure got me and my boyfriend dancing."
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"[laughs]"
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"He'd been drinking, so the escalation didn't work,"
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"but that's not on you."
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"Ooh-ooh! Can we do a selfie?"
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"Sorry, are you sick of randos bugging you?"
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"- No."
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"Not at all...Derpy."
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"You are a beautiful soul."
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"- Start pre-boarding for flight 144"
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"from Dallas..."
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"[both laugh]"
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"- It's great that you're still working with those ladies."
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"'Cause I'll tell you, the friends you make"
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"when you're young, they're the ones who really know you."
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"They're not just trying to suck up to you"
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"'cause you got a trampoline now!"
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"You--"
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"you don't got to drink it all."
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"Go on through, famous lady."
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"[light, bouncy music]"
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