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Clips from Girls5eva - Pilot (S01E01)

"- * And I know you wanna line up *"
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"* The party get started with us *"
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"all: * Gonna be famous 5eva *"
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"* 'Cause 4eva's too short *"
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"- So what are you waiting 5?"
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"- * 4eva, 5eva enough * all: * Girls 5eva *"
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"- [laughs]"
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"I sang my own part, I think! Oh, my God."
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"- We were good!"
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"- Gals, something's up with me."
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"I feel weird. Is it a mini stroke?"
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"No, it's something I've felt before."
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"Second grade, Jenny Nestle brought a fat kitten"
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"to show and tell."
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"It's joy! [squeals]"
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"- Ladies, that was stanky."
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"That means good."
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"- Ooh. - That was fun."
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"I can't believe I'm saying this,"
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"but we should do more shows with him."
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"- Wait? For real?"
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"- Five real."
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"Running a fempire is fulfilling in every way,"
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"but I forgot what it feels like"
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"to murder a crowd of tourists."
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"- Oh, reunion!"
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"I'm gonna clear my sched."
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"Oh, I do have to get my car detailed in April."
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"I can cancel it. I can cancel that."
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"- Okay. Reunion."
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"- Let's celebrate. Let's go the eff out"
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"like somewhere with columns."
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"- The M&M's store has spaghetti now."
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"- Oh, we could do my suite at The Peninsula"
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"or..."
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"what if we went to that cheesy"
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"rotating hotel bar in Times Square?"
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"- Oh, my gosh, remember we went there after we did TRL?"
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"- Yeah. - Thought it was so fancy."
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"- We did. - It'll be hilarious."
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"- Done. Help me to the dressing room."
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"I got joy legs."
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"- Let's go chat deets with Stinks."
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"I'll do the talking, famous to famous,"
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"make sure we don't play any states"
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"that are rectangles, etc."
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"Hello! Stanky Stink!"
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"- Hey, did Lil Stinker say anything about upstate shows,"
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"like near Cornell?"
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"- Oh, we didn't get too deep into which cities."
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"- That's where Caroline is teaching"
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"The Memification of Dwayne Johnson."
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"- Mm-hmm. - I send her a ticket."
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"I say, "You might enjoy this.""
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"She shows up. I'm on stage ass-popping."
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"Next thing you know, we're postcoital"
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"watching a murder documentary."
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"- [laughs]"
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"On tour, can our clothes be lollipops?"
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"And then I grab a big lollipop,"
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"but it's a lever."
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"And I pull it."
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"A giant tongue comes out..."
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"- Oh, my God. Stop."
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"- Fine. You can pull the lever."
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"- No."
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"Girls5eva is not happening."
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"- Wickie, we said we weren't"
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"gonna say anything."
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"- Great news."
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"Girls5eva is in for your tour."
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"- What? [chuckles]"
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"Y'all look like y'all freeze grapes for dessert."
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"- But you said we were stanky."
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"- 'Cause I'm nice. But real talk,"
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"y'all kind of remind me that this might not"
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"last forever, that fame,"
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"in its essence, is transient."
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"And I don't like that feeling."
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"- Cool. Cool."
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"Let me ti-zake the ziz, Stank."
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"Nobody wants you, okay?"
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"- Fallon did. - Yeah."
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"Because they have a boner for nostalgia."
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"They reunited "Saved by the Bell,""
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""Kenan & Kel," everyone from Iran-Contra."
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"You think I haven't been working the phones all day?"
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"There's nothing out there."
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"For ladies, 35 is checkout time."
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"That's a quote from our greatest president."
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"Have a nice life."
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"See? I air honk now."
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"Growing."
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"Learning."
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"Ally."
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"- Dawn didn't want to spoil tonight,"
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"but I can't listen to this delusion anymore."
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"Honestly, I get why no one wants more Girls5eva"
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"because this mess is tragic."
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"Music was never my bag anyway."
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"Bags are my bag because I'm launching a bag line."
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"They're bat leather, and they're tiny like bats."
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"- And there goes the joy."
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"So long, joy. [sighs]"
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"Perhaps we'll meet again during colonoscopy drugs."
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"- Ashley would have never let her walk out on us like that."
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"- Yeah, well, Ashley is not here."
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"She's a bench now, Dawn."
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"[light piano music playing]"
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"- Then I'll be Ashley."
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"[exciting music]"
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"[elevator chimes]"
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"- [sighs]"
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"- You know who's a real lil stinker?"
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"You."
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"- What are you doing?"
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"- Calling you out for insulting us"
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"and for making us panic before the show,"
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"and for not once apologizing for anything"
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