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Clips from Girls5eva - Pilot (S01E01)

"you can't even hear her."
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"I gave her a spooky makeover."
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"She's gonna be the next Billie Eilish."
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"- Cool."
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"So you said you had a royalty check for me?"
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're here somewhere."
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"[files rustling]"
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"Hey!"
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"It's been here for months."
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"- $372?"
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"- My classes taught me to recognize the look"
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"of a disappointed woman."
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"Your face is making that face."
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"- [sighs] I mean, it made Hoda's playlist."
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"- Dawn, nobody gets rich from a sample."
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"This was a simple licensing deal"
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"based on the terms of your original contract"
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"with Plum Management and Junk Removal."
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"And no artist ever makes dick--oh--"
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"or vagina off his first record."
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"What can I say, somebody took advantage of you."
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"- Yeah, you."
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"- I haven't seen anybody in forever and I'm busy."
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"- All right. I'll just toss them then."
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"- Don't do that."
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"It's real money."
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"I'll mail them."
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"These are void after 90 days."
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"Larry, these expire in..."
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"- What is this, a party trick? - Two days."
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"- Well, then you better deliver them in person."
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"You could use the steps."
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"It was great to see you. We'll catch up next time."
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"There's so much to talk about."
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"Brexit, tiny houses, Bindi Irwin is hot now."
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"Bye, Dawn!"
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"- I'm Summer, and the media trainer"
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"said to repeat the question in my answer."
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"So why don't you introduce yourself, Summer?"
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"Thanks, Carson. I'm Summer."
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"[gasps]"
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"- Oh, my God! Dawn!"
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"Shut up!"
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"I thought that was you on my Nest cams!"
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"- Summer, you're home! - Always!"
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"Oh."
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"I just heard us during Peloton."
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"We are back. What are we gonna do?"
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"You know, Carnival has a '90s-themed cruise"
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"that goes around the Pacific garbage patch..."
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"- Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"I just have your licensing check."
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"- Oh. - It expires on Friday, so..."
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"Oh, and I brought you this baby gift"
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"that I've had for you for, like, five-eva."
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"- That is so sweet. Thank you."
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"Oh! Come."
Girls5eva
"You have to meet Stevia, but don't touch her."
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"She's not vaccinated."
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"- Oh, my God, you guys."
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"This new Brody Jenner's ex-wife's poutgasm palette"
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"has me super sad face that I only have one mouth."
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"- Stevia! - Well, that take was ruined."
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"- Oh, I'm so sorry, baby."
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"Mommy's friend Dawn"
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"brought you something to unbox."
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"- Wow."
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"I thought you were, like, four tops."
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"'Cause time is fast now. - [laughs]"
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"- Thank you, but if you want me to show your product on camera,"
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"you really need to go through my reps."
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"- Yes."
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"Hoo, lady boss!"
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"- Whoa. A wall of us."
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"- How is Kev?"
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"- Oh, he's great. He's really great."
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"He's an entertainment reporter"
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"at WTIT News Tampa."
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"- Wait, Tampa, like Florida?"
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"- Kev insisted that we stay in New Jersey"
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"because "don't wanna disrupt Stevie's education""
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"even though she's homeschooled, but he comes home"
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"the 31st of every month that has one of those."
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"- Hey, so I found Gloria's work address online,"
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"but I guess I'm gonna have to Fedex Wickie's check to LA."
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"- [scoffs] Dawn."
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"Wickie Roy does not need $300."
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"- On the runway, to the runway,"
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"fashion life, wheels up, heels up."
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"- Her shoe line is, like, number one in China,"
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"and they have the most feet."
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"How are we gonna get her for the reunion?"
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"- Summer, there's no reunion."
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"- Don't say that! [grunts]"
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"Was that good?"
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"I've tried out for the "Housewives" like eight times."
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"- Cool. - [chuckles, sighs]"
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"- Well, I'm probably gonna head out,"
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"'cause I got to give Gloria her check."
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"- Oh, good. I'll drive you!"
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"I just got my license back."
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"- The excelsior. [chuckles]"
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"I'm Gloria, and I love performin'"
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"almost as much as I love boys, boys, boys."
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"[girls cheering]"
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"Because I like how men's bodies are flat"
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"and then there's a tube."
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"Mrs. Santini's jar rejected the graft."
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"So let's try another cadaver."
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"- Gloria?"
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"- [gasps] Get out!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Look at you little pixies. - [giggles]"
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"- Oh, my God. How am I the youngest here?"
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"- Oh, I'm just drinking so much water"
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"and, you know, getting a ton of rest."
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"Thank you."
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"- So after we got chewed up and spit out,"
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"believe me, I got serious fast."
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"- Good for you. - Yeah."
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