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Clips from Girls5eva - Pilot (S01E01)

"- Do me a favor; will you get these to the other gals?"
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"- All right, mark that take. Good to move on?"
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"- Yep. We got the boss."
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"Now let me put on some sprinkles."
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"[bass-heavy rap music]"
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"* *"
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"- * Huh *"
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"* Stanky *"
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"- [trills]"
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"- * Yeah, yeah *"
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"- [imitating various birds trilling]"
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"- Genius adlibs, Lil Stinker."
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"- Nah, man. It's all birds."
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"Double crush the cormorant,"
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"fan-tailed cuckoo,"
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"common-ass kestrel."
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"[garbled rap sample playing]"
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"- Nah, I don't like that sample."
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"- It's "Baby Shark" backwards. But we can find something else."
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"- Keep it cheap. - You could go"
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"with Joe Scarborough's funk album,"
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"anything by the Stones,"
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"Sharon or Oliver,"
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"this by Girls5eva."
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"[soft pop music playing]"
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"- Oh, yeah."
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"They were a thing for a second back around '99, 2000."
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"Remember them, Lil Stinker? - No, I was a baby in '99."
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"Ask smarter questions, Paul."
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"But I like it."
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"It's old school."
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"Makes me think of my mom's boobies."
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"* *"
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"- * Gonna be famous 5eva *"
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"* 'Cause 4eva's too short *"
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"* Oh, no, no *"
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"* Gonna be famous 3-gether *"
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"* 'Cause that's one more 2-gether *"
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"- Here they are, Girls5eva!"
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"[all cheering and yelling]"
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"- Now, ladies. Why Girls5eva?"
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"- Because, Carson, we're gonna be in the game longer than..."
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"all: * Forever *"
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"- [continues riffing]"
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"- Now, how did you guys get together?"
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"I'm sorry--three-gether."
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"[laughter]"
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"- We've been best friends ever since we auditioned"
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"for a man in a motel in New Jersey."
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"- We also had the same ad written onto a newspaper."
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"- But it was fate that Larry picked us,"
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"because we're gonna be friends five-eva,"
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"famous five-eva, young five-eva."
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"- Or maybe six-eva. - Or seven-eva."
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"- Forever. - Longer than a millennial!"
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"[all yelling and cheering]"
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"all: * Girls five-eva *"
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"[light orchestral music]"
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"- I have to say, your breasts are perfect"
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"for a mammogram."
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"They're already so smooshed."
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"- Thank you. My son had a violent latch."
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"[machinery beeping]"
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"It's my first mammogram."
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"I guess I'm officially a ma'am now."
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"- Take a deep breath and hold it."
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"[Lil Stinker's "Line Up" playing in the background]"
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"- * Gonna be famous 5eva *"
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"* 'Cause 4eva... *"
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"- Sorry. Is that a new song?"
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"- Ma'am, please do not move."
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"- Can I just grab my phone really quick?"
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"- I can't do the imaging if you don't stay still."
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"- I just want to Shazam it. - You cannot leave the machine!"
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"- God damn it! It's pinned like a wrestler!"
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"Sorry!"
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"[under breath] Oh, God. My brother's gonna kill me."
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"- I need food now!"
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"- Javier, will get Randy some bar cherry"
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"so he can take his pill?"
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"* *"
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"[Lil Stinker's "Line Up"]"
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"[door slams]"
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"- I got a call that the restaurant is locked."
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"I can't keep running down here"
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"and doing your job for you, Dawn, all right?"
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"I've got five to six businesses, huh?"
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"- Your brother said the restaurant was locked."
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"So I biked back from work."
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"- Sorry, honey. Then why'd you come, Nick?"
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"- 'Cause your husband's slow. That's why."
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"- [sighs] Wait, is that...? - * 4eva's too short *"
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"- Yeah, this guy, Lil Stinker,"
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"he sampled "Famous 5eva," I guess."
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"- How much did you get for that?"
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"- I just found out about this."
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"- Well, he can't have it for free."
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"We need a new walk-in."
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"The lambs, they keep coming back to life."
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"Track down that old manager of yours."
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"I bet he's got some money for you."
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"- Larry? No."
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"- This is the only one"
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"of my nine or ten businesses that's losing money."
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"Find Larry, get the money,"
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"and wear the jacket on the commute."
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"Love you, sis."
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"[slow tempo music]"
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"* *"
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"- [knocking]"
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"- Ah, Darn Solano, get in here!"
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"[laughs]"
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"I just did mandatory sensitivity training,"
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"so let's do a side hug where none of our parts touch."
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"- Mm-kay. Hey...Larry."
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"[both laugh] - Still at it, huh?"
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"- Heck yeah! It's all about clicks now."
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"I got a streaming farm going here."
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"I'm generating likes for a teen who sings so quietly"
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