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Clips from NewsRadio - Towers (S05E05)

"where's the, uh--? Where's the clown and the pony?"
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"The clown left after he found out Matthew was gonna be 30."
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"ALL: Surprise!"
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"Hey, take it easy."
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"Oh, thank you, Beth."
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"All right, I'll-- I'll admit it does seem like cause for alarm."
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"happy thoughts?"
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"And so I was thinking,"
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"Grow his nails long and collect his urine in jars."
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"Yeah. Yeah, some do. Some do. But what this one does"
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"It's the tallest building in the world, all right?"
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"[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]"
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"Oh, let me get my camera."
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"like some trained monkey"
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"And you've certainly never been trained."
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"That's all right. I'll do it."
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"Matthew?"
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"about drinking brewskis in the office,"
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"I mean, I was into punk when I was a teenager too, you know?"
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"You're just mad about the clown not showing up, aren't you?"
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"Ah."
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"[CHUCKLING] But I-- I managed to--"
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"I drank."
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"No, I spent the first 30 years of my life living by the rules."
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"So it's payback time."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah. Although with him it seems more like the terrible twos."
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"They come in with their drugs and their attitude"
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"They like it. It makes them feel oppressed."
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"Oh, I was just-- I was just checking out"
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"Wow. I must just look like a little ant"
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"And I-- I'm sure you don't know this,"
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"And-- And that shadow is going to land"
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"So that means for a full fifth of the park,"
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"including the baseball fields and the petting zoo,"
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"and only come out at night?"
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"why the Daily Planet folded, sir."
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"of the mutant-mole-people lobby."
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"I think maybe you're forgetting something too."
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"I understand."
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"All right. Come on."
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"Will you come on?"
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"Max, I'm right behind you."
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"Matthew? Matthew?"
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"Nerdly McNerdsville invaded my airspace, okay?"
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"[IN BRITISH ACCENT] I wish I had"
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"Matthew-- Matthew, I know-- I know you're troubled right now"
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"I think I've made my point."
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"What? Good day, fascist."
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"No, you-- Matthew, get back here--"
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"And now for an update of our continuing coverage of..."
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"MAN [OVER RECORDING]: "The Jimmy James Towers:"
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"Pudding?"
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"Charles Manson went to prison."
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"Matthew, where have you been?"
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"Are you all right, sir?"
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"You know, I might still be there"
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"most of them were wearing glasses."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Yes. Guggenheim was a financier and a philanthropist."
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"That's right. The one and only. Jimmy James!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"and we do not kick vending machines."
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"Uh-huh. It was just too many letters."
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"[IN BRITISH ACCENT] You know what I think of that?"
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"A really big bridge."
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"Jimmy-lantis, an underwater colony: the final frontier."
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"so I went down to the park and I chased some skateboarders."
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"Can I come with you next time?"
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"before the good one's are already beat up."
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"Is that some radio stunt?"
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"What? Plastic forks?"
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"[NORMAL VOICE] Yeah, you're not my mother."
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"Fine."
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"I like it in there better anyway."
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"Without your comic books, you don't."
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"I still like it."
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"Not once I take the microwave out so you can't play with it."
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"Why are you doing this to me?"
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"I'm doing this because I care about you."
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"Oh, hell, like a man, I guess."
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"Look me in the eye."
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"Wow, Dave, you really love me."
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"I've been out of control. I don't know. Well..."
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"You know what? I'm gonna straighten up"
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"I mean it. I deserve it. No, Matthew, we've resolved this"
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"Oh, my God! I'll get you, punk."
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"So..."
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"we could, uh-- We could put, like, this--"
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"This really big restaurant on top and everything like that."
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"[LAUGHING] [SANDER WHIRRING]"
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"Good morning. Hi, Dave."
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"Who's the cake for?"
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"Matthew. It's his birthday."
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"Is it? Yes, it is."
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"Well, if it's Matthew's birthday"
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"Dave, come on. A pony?"
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"Yeah. You're right. Baby stuff, huh?"
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"But where the hell's the clown?"
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"Oh! Matthew. Oh."
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"ALL: ♪ Happy birth-- ♪ Shut up."
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"Why don't you just mock me, huh?"
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"We're just-- We're just trying to wish you a happy birthday."
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"A happy bir-- [BLOWS]"
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"Happy birthday. Why don't you just rub it in my face."
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"No, rub it in my face. There you go."
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"Happy birthday."
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"How's your precious birthday now, fools?"
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"Matthew's not back yet."
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"Come on, he's turned 30. He's acting a little strange"
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"but it's nothing to panic about."
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"Dave, Matthew saw the balloons"
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"and he did not shout, "goody.""
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"I'd say that's a little bit more than strange."
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"But, uh, you know, let's just try to think happy thoughts,"
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"all right? Did somebody mention"
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"Uh, yeah, hi. Hi, good morning."
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"Good morning. Hey, what would you say if I told you"
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"your future lay out there in the bullpen?"
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"I'd say that's the very thought that keeps me awake at night."
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