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Clips from Batman - A Riddle a Day Keeps the Riddler Away (S01E01)

"currently in the employ of The Riddler."
Batman
"What's this, River Rats?"
Batman
"Munching cheese while there's work to be done?"
Batman
"Sorry, Riddler, but we got hungry."
Batman
"Oh, indeed. Well, perhaps you'll lose your appetite"
Batman
"when I deduct the cheese bill from your share of the profits."
Batman
"- How'd it go, chief? - Magnificent."
Batman
"You should have seen the look on Batman's face"
Batman
"when I threw the tiara."
Batman
"Now, my good rats."
Batman
"Now is the time to go to the Royal Mushroom Club."
Batman
"If Plan 13-Z goes well, and I'm sure it will"
Batman
"the finest achievement in crime shall be culminated tonight."
Batman
"The end of Batman and Robin."
Batman
"And later, at the Royal Mushroom Club.."
Batman
"(male #1) Magnificent."
Batman
"Those jewels, it must be worth a fortune."
Batman
"Value was not the object."
Batman
"It's friendship that counts"
Batman
"and admiration for your great country."
Batman
"To America!"
Batman
"(all) America."
Batman
"(King Boris) 'Mmm! What a delicious wine.'"
Batman
"Ho ho. Marvelous bouquet."
Batman
"in the world. Right, Mr. Ambassador."
Batman
"Yes. Fine vintages and rare years indeed."
Batman
"[clearing throat]"
Batman
"Begging your pardon, Mr. Ambassador"
Batman
"but we're every proud of our wine cellar."
Batman
"Perhaps His Majesty would like a tour?"
Batman
"An excellent idea."
Batman
"I'm always interested in good wines."
Batman
"Like a small boy looking at expensive bicycles."
Batman
"Well then, let me lead the way."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"Batman! Robin!"
Batman
"- Trouble or pleasure? - We're not sure yet."
Batman
"Is King Boris visiting here tonight?"
Batman
"Why, yes. He just went for a tour of our wine cellar."
Batman
"Which way?"
Batman
"Fastest way is down the stairs."
Batman
"Come on, Robin. We haven't a second to lose."
Batman
"Well, well."
Batman
"Chateau Le Duc '29."
Batman
"[chuckling] I didn't know there was any left."
Batman
"I'm very much impressed."
Batman
"[footsteps approaching]"
Batman
"Batman and Robin. This is an unexpected pleasure."
Batman
"Thank you. This isn't a social visit."
Batman
"- May we approach, King Boris? - It's an honor to meet you."
Batman
"Your Majesty, you're in great danger here."
Batman
"May we escort you to your hotel?"
Batman
"- Danger? That's ridiculous. - We thought so too, but then--"
Batman
"Oh, I've heard wondrous things about you, Batman."
Batman
"But, this time, I'm afraid you're wrong."
Batman
"First of all, I'm with friends."
Batman
"Second, there is no political threat against me"
Batman
"I assure you."
Batman
"My country is small and harmless"
Batman
"my people, content and happy. Who would want to.."
Batman
"[wine bottles popping]"
Batman
"[indistinct]"
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"[screaming]"
Batman
"The king! He's gone."
Batman
"What?"
Batman
"(Robin) Great Scott! A trapdoor!"
Batman
"Does anyone know where this leads?"
Batman
"I wasn't aware there was a trapdoor here."
Batman
"Come on, Robin. There might be an exit from outside the club."
Batman
""Two steps to aid you with my plot.""
Batman
"That's no riddle."
Batman
"But those are."
Batman
""How much dirt is in a hole three acres square"
Batman
"and 200 feet deep?""
Batman
"None. Because it's a hole."
Batman
"I suggest that's a bit too elementary"
Batman
"for our quizzical criminal."
Batman
""If you're having difficulty with the first"
Batman
""perhaps your young friend can help you on this one."
Batman
"What won't run long without winding?""
Batman
""What won't run long without winding?""
Batman
"Clock?"
Batman
"Stairway!"
Batman
"- A river? - The Gotham river."
Batman
"[indistinct]"
Batman
"We'll soon find out. Come on, Robin."
Batman
"Back to the Batcave."
Batman
"Gotham City river bending and winding...sections."
Batman
"Nothing there."
Batman
"- Negative again. - Hold it."
Batman
"I think we may have something. Let's take a closer look."
Batman
"That may be it."
Batman
"and size."
Batman
"(Batman) 'This could be a clue.'"
Batman
"A hole three acres wide and 200 feet deep."
Batman
"I'll bet The Riddler and his gang"
Batman
"are holing up with King Boris."
Batman
"Let's go and dig 'em out."
Batman
"And fast."
Batman
"And at the obsolete Water and Power Plant.."
Batman
"I don't know what kind of rogues you are"
Batman
"but I demand that you release me this instant."
Batman
"I never met royalty before."
Batman
"It's pretty thrilling."
Batman
"Royalty?"
Batman
"You've never met royalty?"
Batman
"And just whom do you think stands before you"
Batman
"My cherub?"
Batman
"I am the Prince of Puzzlers"
Batman
"the Count of Conundrums"
Batman
"'the King of Crime.'"
Batman
"My whole court here, no one else.."
Batman
"[sighing]"
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"It's a good idea hiding the Batmobile on that thicket."
Batman
"Nobody will spot it there."
Batman
"I hope nobody spots us climbing this wall."
Batman
"Why don't we just break in through the main entrance?"
Batman
"Surprise attack style."
Batman
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