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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Funkhouser's Crazy Sister (S07E07)

"IF ANYTHING, YOU WERE GOING TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT BEING A FISH OWNER OR SOMETHING."
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"- IT IS DIFFICULT TO BE A FISH OWNER. - WHY IS THAT A PRIORITY?!"
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"- YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SICK. - I DIDN'T SAY IT'S A PRIORITY."
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"I JUST SAID THAT THEY NEED TO BE FED AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT I NEED TO THINK ABOUT."
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"WHAT YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT IS THE SICK WOMAN UPSTAIRS."
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"- "MAY I PLEASE HAVE A GLASS OF WATER?" - I AM NOT DAINTY!"
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""MAY I HAVE A PIECE OF PIE?" IT COULD BE TUNA FISH-- IT DOESN'T MATTER."
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"- YOU KNOW. - NO, IT DOES MATTER."
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"HERE, YOU WANT? TAKE-- TAKE THIS."
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"- YOU DON'T OFFER-- A HOT DAY-- A MOVER COMES HERE... - YOU WANT THIS?"
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"- ...YOU SAY, "YOU WANT SOME TUNA FISH?" - YOU WANT THIS LITTLE PEAR?"
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"DON'T CONDESCEND TO ME WITH YOUR TINY PEAR."
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"- YOU ARE. - YEAH."
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"- OKAY, FINE. - YEAH, FINE."
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"- HEY, DR. SCHAFFER. - HELLO."
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"DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT GUY?"
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"- WHAT WAS THAT WHOLE THING? - HE GOES IN MY REFRIGERATOR."
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"- COME ON, YOU DON'T DO THAT. - WHAT DID HE TAKE?"
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"- LEMONADE. - LIQUIDS ARE OKAY."
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"I DON'T BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD GO INTO MY REFRIGERATOR."
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"- WHAT KIND OF A STUPID RULE THIS THAT? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
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"I DON'T GO INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S REFRIGERATORS."
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"YOU COULD GO INTO MY REFRIGERATOR."
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"- I DON'T GO INTO YOUR REFRIGERATOR. - YOU'RE A WELCOME GUEST."
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"HEY, HOW'S YOUR SISTER, BY THE WAY?"
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"- THANKS FOR ASKING. SHE'S DOING A LOT BETTER. - REALLY?"
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"YEAH. I'M REALLY GLAD WE TOOK HER OUT OF THAT MENTAL INSTITUTION."
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"- THAT'S GOOD. - YEAH, I'M EXCITED."
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"YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO--"
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"YOU LET ME KNOW."
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"YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO."
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"- WHAT? - YEAH, YOU CAN COME OVER"
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"TODAY AT 1:00 AND VISIT WITH HER."
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"- VISIT HER? WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING? - YEAH."
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"- WHY, YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT? - OF COURSE NOT!"
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"WHY DID YOU SAY IT THEN?"
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"YOU KNOW, IT WAS SOME-- AN EMPTY GESTURE."
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"- IT WAS SOMETHING TO SAY. - GUESS WHAT."
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"YOU SAID IT. BE THERE AT 1:00."
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"BUT ONE THING-- WHEN YOU GO IN THE HOUSE,"
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"LOOK AT HER SHOES BEFORE SHE CALLS YOUR NAME."
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"DON'T LOOK AT HER IN THE EYES. SHE'D LOVE TO SEE YOU."
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"OH, CHRIST. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU TAKE A STATEMENT LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY."
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"- AND MAKE HER FEEL GOOD! - ALL RIGHT."
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"I'LL SEE YOU AT JEFF'S TONIGHT."
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"WHAT'S AT JEFF'S?"
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"OH."
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"OH, HE'S, UM, HAVING A LITTLE..."
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"DINNER PARTY."
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"I GUESS I WASN'T INVITED."
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT."
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"WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SURE BEFORE YOU ASK SOMEBODY, "AM I GONNA SEE YOU TONIGHT?""
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"- THAT THEY WERE INVITED? - I JUST ASSUMED YOU WERE GOING."
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"- DON'T ASSUME ANYTHING. - IF THEY HAD TOLD ME"
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"WHO WAS COMING TO THE PARTY, I WOULD HAVE KNOWN"
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"- AND I WOULDN'T HAVE ASKED, BUT THEY REFUSED TO TELL ME. - IT'S NOT YOUR JOB"
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"TO FIND OUT WHO'S GOING TO A PARTY."
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"ALL I WANT YOU TO DO IS ENTERTAIN MY SISTER FOR TWO HOURS"
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"AND THEN YOU CAN GO TO YOUR GODDAMN DINNER PARTY."
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"- SHE BETTER NOT BE DANGEROUS. - BE THERE AT 1:00, OKAY?"
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"I'LL BE THERE! I GOTTA SIT IN A ROOM WITH THAT NUT?"
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"- YOU LOOK GOOD. - YOU DO."
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"THANK YOU, JEFF."
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"AND I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT, LARRY."
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"- NO EFFORT. - NO, IT WAS EFFORTLESS."
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"YEAH."
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"SO WHAT'S NEW? ( laughs ) RIGHT?"
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"SO WHAT'S HAPPENING?"
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"( laughs ) GUESS WHO TOLD MARTY TO SHUT UP."
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"- I GIVE UP. - WHY, WHAT DID HE SAY? WHO?"
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"- HE DIDN'T TELL YOU? OH, COME ON. - Larry: NO NO."
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"- ANGELINA JOLIE? - NO!"
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"- WHO WHO? - SHE SAID SHUT UP RIGHT TO MARTY."
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"- JULIA ROBERTS? - NO!"
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"SHE'S A MULTI-- MULTI-TALENTED."
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"OH, I KNOW, I KNOW! HANNAH MONTANA."
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"- NO, YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING! - I'M TRYING!"
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"- THE KARDASHIANS! - WHAT?"
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"NO! YOU KNOW WHO IT IS!"
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"- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA? - NO."
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"YEAH, YOU DO."
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"( singing obscure jingles )"
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"- NO. - ANYTHING TO DRINK?"
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"- NOPE. - NOTHING TO EAT OR DRINK?"
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"IT IS. I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM."
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"I WAS GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM. CAN I GO FIRST?"
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"- BUT I'M SAYING, COULD I GO FIRST? - NO NO, I'M GOING FIRST."
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"- SO WHEN YOU COME BACK, I'M GONNA GO. - YES."
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"HEY HEY!"
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"HEY HEY HEY HEY!"
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"OH, FUCK ME, FAT BOY!"
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"FUCK ME, FAT BOY!"
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"- SHE'S NOT A MENTAL PATIENT. - YOU HAD SEX WITH A MENTAL PATIENT!"
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"- SHE'S LIVING AT FUNKHOUSER'S. - SHE'S A MENTAL PATIENT."
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"IF I WENT OVER TO THE INSTITUTION AND FUCKED HER, THEN SHE'S A MENTAL PATIENT."
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"WHAT HAPPENED? I GOT UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM."
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"I WAS SITTING THERE AND SHE SAID, "I'M BORED.""
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"- YOU SAID THAT? - THAT'S IT."
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"- AN EMPTY GESTURE? - AN EMPTY GESTURE."
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"- AND THEN I'M OFF BANGING HER. - JESUS."
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"YOU CAN'T MAKE AN EMPTY GESTURE TO A FUNKHOUSER."
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"THEY TAKE YOU UP ON IT."
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"HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE A DOORBELL?"
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"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID? YOU TOTALLY FUCKED ME."
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"- WHAT? - YOU FUCKED ME."
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"- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - WHAT'D YOU TELL FUNKHOUSER ABOUT THE PARTY FOR?"
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"- AND SUSIE INVITED HIM. - OH, THAT IS SO LAME! YOU KNOW THAT?"
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"- THAT IS SO LAME TO CALL UP AND DO THAT. - AND GUESS WHAT ELSE THEY DID."
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"THEY BROUGHT BAM BAM. BAM BAM'S HERE!"
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"- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - HE BROUGHT THAT FUCKING NUTBAG INTO MY HOUSE!"
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"- OH MY GOD. - WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GO AND TELL HIM FOR?"
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"I NEVER WOULD HAVE SAID ANYTHING TO HIM BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE KNOWN HE WASN'T COMING."
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"IT'S CRAZY-- ALL THESE PARTY RULES: YOU CAN'T TELL WHO YOU'RE INVITING,"
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"YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY YOU'RE GOING"
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"AND YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT AFTER."
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"IT'S LIKE LIVING IN EAST GERMANY OR SOMETHING."
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"IS THAT DR. SCHAFFER? WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?"
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"HE HAD A PARTY RECENTLY. HE INVITED US. WE'RE RETURNING THE FAVOR."
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"- WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? - AGAIN."
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"- AGAIN WHAT? - IF I HAD KNOWN THAT HE WAS GONNA BE HERE,"
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