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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Funkhouser's Crazy Sister (S07E07)

"ORGANIC JUICES THREE TIMES A DAY."
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"- DID YOU SAY FOUR YEARS? - COULD BE, YEAH."
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"ABSOLUTELY NOT. I DON'T IMAGINE YOU'D HAVE TIME FOR THAT."
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"- ONCE A WEEK? - NO TIMES A WEEK."
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"- YOU WON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. - WHAT? NINE HOLES."
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"NOW I WON'T LIE-- THINGS ARE GOING TO GET UGLY."
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"THERE'S GOING TO BE VOMITING. THERE'S GOING TO BE INCONTINENCE,"
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"HYSTERIA, INCONTINENCE--"
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"( theme music playing )"
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"THANK YOU."
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"IT TASTES LIKE YOU PUT THE WHOLE SALT SHAKER UP IN HERE."
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"NO, THAT'S WAY TOO SALTY. WAY TOO SALTY."
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"ALL RIGHT, IT'S TOO SALTY. I'M SORRY."
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"- IT FEELS GOOD. - IT FEELS GOOD?"
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"YEAH, IT FEELS GOOD. 75° IS PERFECT."
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"- HONEST TO GOD. - WHAT TEMPERATURE WOULD YOU PREFER?"
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"- 68°. - 68°?!"
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"SEE, THAT'S SOME WHITE-PEOPLE SHIT RIGHT THERE, L.D."
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"BLACK PEOPLE LIKE IT A LITTLE BIT WARMER AT NIGHT, OKAY?"
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"- LEON, COME IN HERE! - HE GONNA LET YOU KNOW THAT THAT'S HOW WE LIKE IT."
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"OKAY, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T SLEEP. IT'S TOO HOT AT NIGHT."
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"I WANT TO SLEEP IN 68° TEMPERATURE."
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"SHE WANTS TO SLEEP IN 75°. LET'S COMPROMISE AT 72°."
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"YOU MIGHT AS WELL SLEEP OUTSIDE. I'M AN 82° MAN MYSELF."
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"- YOU REALLY WANTED IT 68°. - 6-FUCKING-8? HE SAID 68°?"
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"- GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. - IT'S LIKE A FRIGERATOR."
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"- YOU BRING A HONEY TO THE HOTEL AND SHIT... - RIGHT!"
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"( complaining continues )"
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"- HEY, HI! - HEY, LARRY."
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"- WHAT'S UP? - HEY, I GOT SOME SHOWS TIVO'D. DON'T ERASE THEM."
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"THEY ERASE ALL MY TIVO'D SHOWS."
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"YOU KNOW WHAT, LARRY? THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER ROBBERY IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD."
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"I WAS JUST TALKING TO THE NEIGHBORS. IT'S THE THIRD ONE THIS MONTH."
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"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING TO THE NEIGHBORS FOR?"
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"THEY CAME OVER AND LET ME KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON."
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"YOU DON'T NEED TO TALK TO THE NEIGHBORS, OKAY?"
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"YEAH, BUT, LARRY, THERE'S BEEN A ROBBERY."
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"THE THIEVES WANT YOUR THINGS. I'D RATHER GIVE THEM THINGS THAN TIME."
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"LISTEN, HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING FROM THE DOCTOR ABOUT LORETTA'S BIOPSY?"
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"NO NO, THEY SAID A COUPLE OF DAYS."
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"OH. YOU KNOW, AT FIRST I WAS REALLY WORRIED, LARRY."
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"BUT NO MATTER WHAT THE OUTCOME IS, LORETTA HAS YOU BY HER SIDE."
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"YOU KNOW, THINGS COULD GET BAD, LARRY, BUT SHE'S GOT YOU TO HOLD HER HAND."
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"THANK YOU, LARRY."
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"Larry: 75°? I'M BAKING IN THAT ROOM AT NIGHT."
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"IT'S LIKE I'M CINDERELLA IN THERE, I SWEAR TO YOU."
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"- CINDERELLA? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - CINDERELLA, YOU NEVER SAW THE FAIRY TALE CINDERELLA?"
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"NO NO, I KNOW CINDERELLA. BUT WHAT ASPECT OF CINDERELLA? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
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"- WHAT ASPECT DO YOU THINK I MEAN? - I DON'T KNOW."
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"- THE SHOE? - SHE GETS BOSSED AROUND BY THE STEPMOTHER!"
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"- I'M COMPARING ME-- - DON'T GET MAD AT ME!"
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"THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE. EXACTLY."
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"- THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE. - OH, THAT'S HORRIBLE."
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"- YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST PART IS? - WHAT?"
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"WE'RE WAITING FOR THE RESULTS OF THIS BIOPSY NOW."
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"I GOT ABOUT 24 HOURS TO GET OUT OF THIS THING BEFORE THE RESULTS COME BACK."
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"YEAH, YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH SOMEBODY WHO'S GOT CANCER."
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"( sighs ) GOD, IT'S GONNA BE SO HARD."
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"- WHY? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?""
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"THE WHOLE FAMILY'S GOTTA MOVE OUT-- IT'S A BIG DEAL!"
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"I'D MUCH RATHER BE IN HER POSITION THAN MINE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK."
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"COUPLES SHOULD HAVE LIKE A PRE-BREAKUP AGREEMENT"
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"ALL YOU DO IS SEND A TEXT. YOU MAKE AN AGREEMENT--"
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""IF YOU SEE THE WORD 'APRICOT,' IT MEANS IT'S OVER.""
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"YOU KNOW, ONE IN 30 IS A GOOD ONE."
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"- OKAY. - IT'S SUCH A LOW-PERCENTAGE FRUIT."
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"- OKAY. - ALWAYS A MEALY DRY--"
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"- HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? - HEY."
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"- HI, LAR. - OH, HEY."
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"- HEY. - WANT TO COME TO A DINNER PARTY TONIGHT?"
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"- TONIGHT? - YEAH."
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"- OH. - YOU KNOW YOU LOVE MY COOKING."
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"IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR AN INVITATION, IS IT NOT?"
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"- WHO ELSE IS GONNA BE THERE? - UH, EH, YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW."
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"- WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT DONE? - IT'S A SOCIAL CONVENTION"
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"THAT PEOPLE DON'T ASK WHO'S GOING TO BE THERE AT THE DINNER PARTY."
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"- IT'S JUST NOT DONE. - BIG DEAL. WHY ISN'T IT DONE?"
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"YOU SHOULD BE GLAD THAT IT HAPPENS THAT WAY,"
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"BECAUSE IF I TOLD PEOPLE YOU WERE COMING, THEY MIGHT NOT SHOW UP."
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"THAT'S PROBABLY WHY PEOPLE DON'T TELL-- BECAUSE IF IT GETS OUT WHO'S COMING"
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"NOBODY WOULD WANT TO GO. SO WHY EVEN HAVE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE"
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"I DON'T KNOW THAT THERE IS A DOWNSIDE, EXCEPT THAT--"
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"- YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW. - WHO'S COMING?"
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"WHY DO YOU EVEN GET STARTED WITH HER ON THIS STUFF?"
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"- 7:30. - YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO DO."
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"- ALL RIGHT. - THANK YOU. SEE YOU LATER."
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"CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YA!"
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"OH. HI."
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"OH SHOOT! I FORGOT-- I GOTTA FEED THOSE FISH AGAIN."
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"IT'S LIKE A HUGE RESPONSIBILITY-- FEEDING FISH."
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"IT'S NOT FUN. THINK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW?"
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"I'M OUTSIDE, I GOTTA GO HOME AND FEED FISH?"
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"I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHO GIVES A SHIT?"
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"YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NOT PETS, REALLY."
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"BUT YET IT'S THE SAME RESPONSIBILITY AS A PET,"
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"IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FASCINATING?"
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"- CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT LORETTA? - WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
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"- WELL-- - DO YOU THINK SHE HAS--"
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"THINK SHE HAS CANCER?"
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"I-- I CAN'T SPECULATE ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW."
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"WE DID A BIOPSY AT THE HOSPITAL AND--"
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"LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION: SAY YOU HAD TO MAKE A BET WITH VEGAS ON THIS,"
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"WOULD YOU BET FOR CANCER OR AGAINST CANCER?"
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"I-- I-- I DON'T GET INTO THAT NUMBERS GAME."
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"- YOU MUST HAVE AN IDEA. - I DON'T."
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"- NO IDEA? - NO IDEA."
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"WHAT IS THIS THING? I'VE HAD THIS AWHILE."
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"JUST PUT A LITTLE LOTION ON THERE."
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"BUT-- HOLD ON A SEC."
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"I'M GONNA PRESCRIBE ZITHROMAX AND TYLENOL WITH CODEINE."
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"BUT RIGHT NOW, I WANT YOU TO JUST STAY CALM,"
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"AND-- WHAT'S WRONG?"
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"( snorts ) YOU JUST"
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"GO INTO THE REFRIGERATOR WITHOUT ASKING?"
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"I JUST GOT MYSELF A LEMONADE. IS THAT A--"
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"I WAS JUST SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T ASK."
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"- I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T OFFER, TO BE HONEST. - WELL, I WAS ABOUT TO OFFER."
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"- I DON'T THINK YOU WERE ABOUT TO OFFER... - WELL, I WAS GONNA OFFER--"
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"TO GO INTO SOMEONE'S REFRIGERATOR WITHOUT ASKING, IS IT NOT?"
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"I CAN TELL WHEN SOMEBODY'S GONNA OFFER ME LEMONADE. YOU WERE NOT GOING TO OFFER ME LEMONADE."
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