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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Funkhouser's Crazy Sister (S07E07)

"FINALLY."
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"YOU'RE WELCOME."
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"- NO GOOD? - LARRY!"
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"PFFT, COULD YOU MAKE IT ANY HOTTER IN HERE, BY THE WAY?"
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"I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP IN THIS ROOM AT NIGHT, IT'S SO HOT."
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"- AT LEAST COMPROMISE. - NO NO NO, 75° WORKS FOR ME, L.D."
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"I'LL CALL LEON. LET'S SEE WHAT HE SAYS. LEON!"
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"OH NO, FUCK THAT, LARRY. YOU MY MOTHERFUCKING MAN, LARRY, BUT 72°? SHIT."
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"...GET UP IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER. IT'S ALL COLD AND SHIT-- GOT TO HEAT HER ASS UP."
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"I'D RATHER HAVE THE THIEVES THAN THE NEIGHBORS-- THIEVES DON'T IMPOSE."
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"- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - THE NEIGHBORS WANT YOUR TIME."
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"AND IF SHE HAS TO DO CHEMO AND IT CAUSES HER TO LOSE HER HAIR,"
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"THROW UP AND ALL THAT, YOU GONNA BE RIGHT THERE BY HER SIDE."
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"OH, THE EVIL STEPMOTHER. SO YOU'RE COMPARING HER TO AN EVIL STEPMOTHER?"
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"- WELL, YOU'RE SO STUPID! - DON'T GET MAD AT ME."
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"SO THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE, HUH? THAT'S TERRIBLE."
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"YOU GOTTA BREAK UP WITH HER BEFORE SHE GETS THOSE TEST RESULTS."
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"NO, TO BE THE BREAKER-UPPER YOU'RE IN CONTROL."
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"BEFORE THEY START GOING OUT BECAUSE EVERY RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TO END AT SOME POINT."
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"OKAY, HYPOTHETICALLY, WHAT IF YOU OR SHE ARE EATING APRICOTS AT THAT POINT?"
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"- CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT APRICOTS? - WHAT WHAT?"
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"WELL... IT'S AN INVITATION NONETHELESS."
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"- WHY NOT? - BECAUSE IT'S NOT DONE, THAT'S WHY NOT."
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"BECAUSE IT ISN'T! I DON'T KNOW THE DERIVATION OF THE CONVENTION."
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"WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING IT BLINDLY LIKE THIS?"
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"IF PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE WITH EACH OTHER?"
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"I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHY. IT'S JUST NOT DONE."
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"WHAT'S THE DOWNSIDE OF TELLING ME?"
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"- DON'T YOU DARE TELL HIM. - WHAT'S THAT?"
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"- WHO'S COMING? - I DON'T KNOW."
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"- THAT'S MY QUESTION. - WHAT TIME?"
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"- YOU'D BETTER GO DO IT. - NOT NOW, MAYBE TONIGHT."
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"- YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, ALL RIGHT? - THANK YOU, DOCTOR."
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"BUT YOU GET NOTHING BACK. YOU WATCH THEM,"
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"I DON'T KNOW. UM..."
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"- WHAT IS THAT? - IT'S JUST A SKIN TAG."
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"I'M GONNA WRITE YOU A FEW PRESCRIPTIONS TO FILL OUT."
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"NOW THE TYLENOL, THAT'S JUST AS NEEDED FOR PAIN."
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"AGAIN, IN A FEW DAYS-- ANY DAY,"
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"WE'LL HAVE THE BIOPSY BACK AND THAT WILL"
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"HELP US DETERMINE WHAT THE NEXT STEP IS."
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"- ...IF YOU HADN'T OFFERED ME BY NOW. - IT IS A LITTLE UNUSUAL"
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"I'M THINKING ABOUT THAT. AND BY THE WAY, WHY COULDN'T YOU ASK?"
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"- WHY COULDN'T-- - ARE YOU SO DAINTY YOU CAN'T SAY"
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"I'M NOT THE ONE THAT HAS A PROBLEM HERE. YOU ARE, MY FRIEND."
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"- BAM BAM? - YEAH."
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"BUT YOU SAID IT AND YOU'RE GONNA STICK TO IT."
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"- THANK YOU. - MM-HMM."
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"OKAY, THEN WE'RE ALL HAPPY."
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"SHE'S GREAT-- A GREAT ACTRESS."
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"YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN. SHE'S AN ACTRESS."
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"- NICOLE KIDMAN? - NO!"
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"- NO, I'M SORRY, NOTHING. - BOY, THAT'S INTERESTING."
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"I KNOW. REALLY. ISN'T IT?"
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"OKAY."
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"YEAH."
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"- ( Jeff panting ) - Bam Bam: HEY HEY HEY!"
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"( moans ) OH HEY!"
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"- SHE'S NOT A MENTAL PATIENT. - SHE'S A MENTAL PATIENT."
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"I SAID, "IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO"--"
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"- THAT'S HOW THIS WHOLE THING STARTED. - THAT'S HOW IT STARTED"
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"PFFT, OH, WHY? HE SAID SOMETHING?"
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"YEAH, HE SAID SOMETHING. HE CALLED TO COMPLAIN HE WASN'T INVITED"
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"IF YOU HAD TOLD ME WHO WAS COMING TO THE PARTY IN THE FIRST PLACE,"
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"- THIS IS CRAZY. - WHAT IS THAT?"
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"- WHO'S THAT GUY WITH THE DOCTOR? - THAT'S HIS BOYFRIEND."
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"- OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. - YEAH, LISTEN, I GOTTA GO HELP SUSIE."
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"- HI, MR. DAVID, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD."
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"- THIS IS SAM. - HI. IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU."
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"I-- YOU SHOULDN'T BE GIVING ME ANY OF THE CREDIT."
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"- THIS IS THE MAN-- COME HERE, COME HERE. - WHAT?"
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"- HE SAYS BAM BAM IS... - SHHH!"
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"- EHHH-- - WE'LL SEE."
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"- SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT IT WORKS? - ABSOLUTELY IT WORKS."
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"( all chattering )"
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"I'M SO GLAD YOU STILL HAVE FOOD IN YOUR FRIDGE"
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"LARRY LIKES TO CLEAN OUT FRIDGES LIKE HE DID TODAY AT MARTY'S HOUSE."
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"PARDON ME-- A SHIT FIT."
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"YOU KNOW, I DON'T MIND IF YOU TAKE LIQUID,"
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"YOU'RE-- YOU'RE SERVING NOTHING BUT LIES HERE. I'M NOT HUNGRY."
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"- NO, I'M NOT SO CERTAIN. - NO, IT'S GOOD."
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"IT WOULD BE FANTASTIC. IT'S A GREAT THING,"
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"BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTTA THINK OF THE LONG HAUL."
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"IN THE LONG HAUL, YOU WANT HER BACK."
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"- I'M SORRY, SHE'S SICK. - YOU'RE LEAVING, I HAVEN'T SERVED THE ENTREE YET."
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"IT'S SAD BECAUSE I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN HERE, AND THEN--"
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"NO. I DON'T WANT HER TALKING. I WANT HER RESTING."
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"RESTING? WHAT DOES RESTING EVEN MEAN?"
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"SHE'S NOT SLEEPING, IS SHE? YOU CAN TALK AND REST."
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"LARRY, I AM NOT GONNA BOTHER LORETTA WITH THIS BULLSHIT. DO YOU HEAR ME?"
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"- HI. - OH, HI, MR. DAVID. NICE TO SEE YOU."
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"ALL RIGHT. WHAT, ARE YOU USING MY NAME TO GET A TABLE IN HERE?"
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"- YEAH YEAH. - YOU DID?"
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"I CAN'T-- I CAN'T READ MY..."
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"- IT'S SO DARK. I HONESTLY HAVE-- - UNBELIEVABLE."
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"THIS IS INSANE. HOW DO THEY EXPECT PEOPLE TO READ THIS MENU?"
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SITTING HERE WITH YOU."
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"WELL... KIND OF."
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"YOU HAD A JOB AND YOU'D GET UP AND YOU'D GO, LIKE,"
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"- ...TOO MUCH. - TOO MUCH LARRY, I GET THAT."
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"- THAT'S-- - HUH?"
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"SLIVERS OF LARRY IS BETTER."
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"I GET THAT. LOOK, I UNDERSTAND."
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"NEVER MIND. APOLOGY ACCEPTED. NOW CALL MARTY."
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"- I'LL GO IN THE HOUSE-- - YOU'RE LYING!"
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"OH!"
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"- HOLY JESUS! - NICE!"
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"- WHAT? YEAH, I AM. - CALL MARTY."
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"- I GOTTA GET IN THERE, BAM BAM. - NO-- OW! CALL HIM."
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"- TELL HIM. - ( police siren )"
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"TELL MARTY JEFF ENJOYED ME."
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"- I'LL TAKE YOUR STATEMENT NOW. - NO, SHE CAN'T GIVE YOU A STATEMENT."
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"YEAH, AFTER WHAT SHE SAID AT DINNER TONIGHT, SHE'S CRAZY."
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"- I'M TAKING HER BACK. - IF SHE CAN'T GIVE ONE, I'LL NEED A STATEMENT FROM YOU."
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"WAS IT INDIVIDUALS? WHAT HAPPENED?"
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"WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU SEE?"
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"OH, THE DOCTOR'S COMING. LARRY."
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"FOLKS, I WISH THAT I HAD BETTER NEWS FOR YOU."
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"- NOW-- - OH, LARRY, LARRY!"
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"- I KNOW THIS CAN BE VERY UPSETTING. - DR. SCHAFFER,"
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