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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Burger Kings (S32E32)

"Tonight on"
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"The Burger Wars."
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"on graphics like that."
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"X‐Cell‐Ent Burger's success is destroying its competitors,"
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"who are trying to overcome a terrific new product"
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"with desperate publicity stunts."
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"Attempting to piggyback on Burger King's success"
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"by changing its name during Pride Month to "Burger Queer,""
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"Krusty has introduced"
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"the L. G. B. T. Q. B. L. T."
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"How could a ploy this cynical and shameless fail?"
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"Your product is inferior."
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"Your marketing is offensive."
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"And you have more ex‐wives than franchise locations."
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"What happened to kiss‐ass Mel who was afraid of my shadow?"
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"I joined an empowerment group"
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"with the monkey and the cue card guy."
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"Aw, geez. My hero's a loser."
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"unless we stop him."
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"No. Burns is doing something good."
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"I know it in my gut."
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"The Earth is on his side."
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"Disperse them before we get back."
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"It's so wonderful to be be‐liked."
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"Finally, I can join the club that rejected me so many times."
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"Welcome, welcome."
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"There's Warren Buffet, there's Bill Gates,"
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"Mark Zuckerberg, you get out of here."
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"I know all about you."
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"You're currently single, you haven't been poked"
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"in five years, and I love those pictures"
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"from your vacation to Baja,"
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"where we both know your boyfriend dumped you."
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"Those were set to private."
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"Right. "Private.""
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"His so‐called vegan burgers contain‐‐ wait for it."
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"- Are you waiting? - Mm‐hmm."
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"meat."
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"All this time I've been eating meat?!"
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"Aah! Ew, ah, ah!"
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"Oh, no, that's why I grew an inch."
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"Just a theory."
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"Do you believe that?"
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"No. I just wanted the rest of your burger."
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"I don't want to see what's inside."
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"Nerd."
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"Mm‐hmm."
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"Yep. Just as I thought."
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"Not meat. Burns is doing the right thing."
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"like putting on a wet bathing suit."
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"Wait a minute. Those plants look unusual."
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"from the Amazon rainforest."
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"We have to tell Burns."
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"He already knows. He's evil."
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"No. I refuse to believe that someone can't change"
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"for the better, even though I can't think"
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"of a single example of that ever happening."
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"- Mr. Burns? - Yes, children."
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"Um, we came to tell you something"
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"that's maybe a little hard to hear."
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"- Mm? - Uh‐huh."
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"I'm sorry to have to inform you"
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"that your attempt to do good"
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"is doing very, very bad."
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"Leave me alone."
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"Oh, for God's sake."
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"- Finally. - Mr. Burns."
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"Release the hounds."
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"You mean these hounds?"
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"Let's be clear, young lady."
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"I'm never going to listen to you,"
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"Buy, buy, buy!"
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"sell before anyone else!"
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"I'll be out of here in four months!"
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"‐ ‐Oh, what happened to you?"
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"Come over here. What is it, baby?"
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"But what about the shareholders?"
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"What? Sharehol... Ew."
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"Ew, ew, ew!"
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"More money for Marge."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"- Dad, you're my last hope. - Mm?"
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"Tomorrow's the national launch."
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"If X‐Cell‐Ent Burger succeeds, by the year 2080,"
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"the entire Amazon‐‐"
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"I'm talking the lungs of the planet‐‐"
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"will be gone."
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"Lisa, I'm sorry to put it on you,"
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"but every generation has its to‐do list."
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"and learning to peacefully live with fire tornadoes."
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"You're not gonna help fight Burns?"
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"don't bite the bony, withered claw that feeds you,"
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"even if there's delicious marrow inside."
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"You won't help save the Earth."
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"I don't know how you sleep at night."
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"Cheesy McMayor! Jack in the Bag!"
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"Guys, my company is doing something bad."
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"Look what eating only my own food has done to me."
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"Look at me!"
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"♪ For a franchise ♪"
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"♪ That's clear‐cutting ♪"
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"♪ Left and right ♪"
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"♪ All your values ♪"
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"♪ I won't let you ♪"
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"♪ Sleep tonight. ♪"
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"Once again, dreams have taught me"
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"more than all the books ever written."
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"I know what I have to do."
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"What's going on? Why is everyone baring"
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"- their teeth at me? - They're smiling, sir."
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"They can't wait to see you."
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"Oh. Uh, just so I know,"
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"to be considered good"
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"- Yes. - Ah."
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"That's why Jesus retired at 33,"
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"without a fast‐food franchise to his name,"
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"except maybe Chick‐fil‐A. Well, let's get on with"
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"my ascension into sainthood, Smithers."
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"I'm gonna bring them down."
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"Are you sure? Think of the shareholders."
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