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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Bobcat Goldthwait (S01E01)

"I'm heading to Hollywood Boulevard to hang out with my friend Bob Goldthwait."
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"Anyway, see you over there."
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"It's Tom Cruise, Dress Casual."
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"Raymond."
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"I love you, Raymond."
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"Thank you."
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"Tom Cruise, Dress Casual. Don't miss the magic."
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"One night only at the Long Beach Civic Center."
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"1/2 price surf and turf dinner from Mr. Rib upon presentation of ticket stub."
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"Yeah, we always say that when we first see each other. Nice to meet you."
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"Yes, I think you're great. I'm a big fan of yours."
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"I'm about eight months away from doing boat shows with David Hasselhoff."
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"Good friend, Bobcat Goldthwait."
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"They're the kids of Melrose Heights 902102402."
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"Meet Devin, handsome, attractive and good-looking."
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"Britton. She's beautiful, pretty and gorgeous."
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"And she's got Devin."
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"They're not as pointy."
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"... the black guy."
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"- Why me? Why me? - Devin..."
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"I know, Britton."
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"...I've got..."
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"I'm scared."
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"What?"
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"Some pep rally this turned out to be."
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"My grandmother had a headache once, and it went away."
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"People are ignorant."
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"Word!"
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"Devin!"
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"I don't care if you have a headache. I still love you."
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"Tank, I'm sorry. I thought you were Devin."
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"Britton. Spider. Anna. Vaughn. Akeem. Tank. And Devin."
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"Pretty nice. Do you have one of these, like, in an extra-large?"
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"It's just a joke, Bob. We're not really..."
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"If you're gonna promote the show and sell stuff..."
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"No, I didn't hear the figures on that, but, you know..."
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"Yeah, well, Johnny's gone now."
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"Yeah, and he never asked me on the show."
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"My daddy doesn't love me."
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"It's okay. It's all right. Don't... Don't..."
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"Steven Seagal."
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"Man, was it hot in Burbank today."
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"It's disgusting to tell a joke when there's so much suffering in the world."
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"It was so hot..."
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"Hi, welcome to The Tonight Show. I'm Todd Bridges."
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"Next."
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"How sick are you?"
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"Spock."
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"Blood, sweat and tears."
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"You spend your day worrying whether one of your tenants is gay."
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"So, Norman, have you ever killed a guy, or what?"
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"- The job is open? - There's no host. The job is open."
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"You've pitted us against each other like animals in a cage."
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"A silly late-night talk show?"
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"Somebody get rid of Johnny's mug."
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"People from all over the world come here to America to meet our crack addicts."
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"It's really touching."
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"- He can finish up for me. - You can't."
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"- He's really good. - Hi, how's it going?"
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"Bob? Bob?"
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"He doesn't really..."
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"Shut your stinking trap!"
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"Why don't you check behind the eggs."
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"Also starring Norman Fell as crazy Uncle Charlie."
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"And Time Magazine asks, "Sock puppet or comic genius?""
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"Shut your stinking traps!"
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"Blow him away."
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"Damn it, Agassi, you're out of bounds!"
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"Turn in your racket."
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"And introducing Martina Navratilova as Cyborg 40 Love."
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"Now there's word on the street that that showoff, Agassi, is back in the game."
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"I'm so sorry, but I've got this court reserved now."
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"He's in top form, but there are no byes in this tournament."
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"Advantage Agassi."
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"Anyway, I thought we'd go to my video diary."
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"Okay, pray tell, what is your video diary, man?"
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"Tonight we're gonna show when I was 16, I went to my first Van Halen concert."
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"We'll just watch it over here."
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"- So I watch right here? - Yeah."
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"I'm sorry. I can't talk because I got to get to the Van Halen concert."
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"That's right. General admission seating!"
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"Yes! I don't know how it happened, but I am going with Sarah Dalton."
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"I'm getting there early, stake out ground for us to have an intimate moment."
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"We're gonna have a good, good time. Sarah. Sarah!"
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"Well, I gotta go, because I have to meet a certain person at a certain concert."
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"All I can say is, you know, if you have your blanket down..."
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"You looked like you'd been at one of my concerts."
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"You know, your show misses one thing."
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"Sketches with me in it. I had an idea. I thought maybe..."
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"It'd be you and me as Wayne and Garth, and then I thought, at the end..."
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"I love when I hear somebody say, "Not." I think that's funny."
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"Someone answer the stinking phone!"
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"What are you wearing, sweetie?"
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"Only $3.95 for the first minute."
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"Quick, go get your mommy's credit card."
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"Call 1-900- 123-SYST That's 1-900..."
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"Constable, I heard cries of a witch."
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"- I missed my kid's birthday again. - Jeez!"
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"You didn't put me in a sketch. All I did was talk."
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"That was... Next time, you can..."
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"- How about I direct? Let me direct. - No, Bob. That's funny."
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"Bob, it's not my camera, okay. It's a rental."
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"- I am not a witch. - She was drinking blood."
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"- Ask about the blood. - That's a lie."
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"- No, sir. - And cut."
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"That stuff's behind me. I'm not doing that anymore."
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"No, it's not "thank you." This is my show, and I'm gonna do it."
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"- Or I'm gonna take it. Who wants a...? - Security!"
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"This is my show! I want it! I want it!"
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"I move my head and I..."
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"Actually, I've never really met him."
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"We're supposed to hang out for the show, pretend we know each other."
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"The most compelling actor in America..."
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"... makes his long-awaited solo theatrical debut."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Come on! Let's go!"
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"See Tom as you've never seen him before..."
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"Raymond."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"No, we can't... We can't stop at Kmart, Raymond."
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