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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - New Patty (S01E01)

"Should?"
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"Allison, this is Kevin we're talking about."
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"The guy who drank a pint of moonshine on Christmas Eve,"
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"He's a tank."
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"This whole thing -- this plan -- it's dangerous."
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"And not just for you."
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"Hear me out for a sec."
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"Kevin's got a very public grudge against me right now."
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"That's motive."
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"I got the cops coming in and out of the salon every other day"
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"asking about the "local dealer" who's been selling --"
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"who's been selling Oxys to the town."
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"Maybe you don't give a shit."
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"Maybe you don't have a conscience"
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"But try and have one when it comes to me."
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"Please."
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"Okay?"
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"It's all gonna be fine."
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"Oh, God."
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"Kurt?"
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"Kurt, hi. What are you doing?"
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"-I need to talk to you. -Okay?"
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"I know I was being real stupid earlier,"
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"I mean, you're -- you're the best."
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"Solid, steady."
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"That's what I want."
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"Forever."
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"So, let's do this."
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"Let's get married."
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"I made a huge mistake."
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"I don't think you did."
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"What are you talking about? I-I --"
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"Kevin called me."
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"Kevin?"
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"Yeah."
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"He, uh, wanted me to know "the kind of lady I was with.""
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"and that you went behind his back and --"
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"Oh, my God. Kurt, he's a Goddamn idiot."
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"I mean, he's just mad that I didn't bring him a burger back"
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"from when Allison and I went on our trip."
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"It's nothing."
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"Yeah, I-I know what it was about."
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"He told me."
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"And I know he's an idiot."
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"I mean, I've been telling you that for years."
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"But..."
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"I realized you obviously never went to a beauty expo."
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"I Googled it, and there aren't even any beauty expos"
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"in Vermont."
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"And I guess I really don't care where you actually went."
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"Maybe it has something to do with the cop that was stopping"
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"by the pharmacy, asking questions about you."
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"I have no idea."
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"But that's the thing that got me."
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"I have no idea."
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"not what you might be doing with Allison."
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"Like, none."
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"We've been sitting next to each other"
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"for the last three years,"
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"and, uh, I don't think I know you at all."
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"So, just..."
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"Frickin' Revelations."
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"So, how did playing paintball go with Travis Bickle?"
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"First of all, the "paintball course""
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"was the parking lot of a Walmart."
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"Yeah, and he shot me whenever his little heart desired,"
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"which it desired a lot."
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"That's a "P," man."
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"He basically branded me."
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"He's a psycho."
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"With excellent aim."
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"Alright, who's gonna tell this unhinged marksman"
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"to hit the bricks?"
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"We're in a bit of a jam here."
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"No! No!"
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"And remember, it has to be a real smash burger."
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"Chili, extra cheese."
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"And none of your fancy cheese, okay?"
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"I know how to make a burger, thank you."
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"Okay."
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"You ready to start the new chapter"
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"The Bev's Diner Chapter?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Expect my whole life to change."
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"Uh, is that burning, Sam?"
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"Ah."
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"So, why do you have me re-creating a Top Dog burger?"
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"Is that a Top Dog burger?"
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"-Where'd you get that? -Oh, I'm not sure."
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"Someone left it on the back stoop with a note"
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"that just said "I'm sorry.""
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"Who could it have been?"
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"Who in my life needs to apologize to me?"
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"-Probably Patty. -Yeah, it's gotta be Patty."
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"Um, Patty does make the most sense."
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"No, no, no. Paddy's right here."
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"Alright, this sounds insane, but hear me out."
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"I bet it's Patty."
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"Solid work, Kev."
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"So, Patty drove all the way back to Top Dog"
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"just to make up for her act of betrayal?"
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"Noble."
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"Hey, there, little buddy. In a matter of moments,"
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"you're about to go from outside me to inside me."
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"You step back, She-Devil!"
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"You are banned from the premises!"
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"My intensity is what makes me an ideal upgrade from you!"
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"Ain't that right, my guys?"
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"Clearly, they agree with me."
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"Oh, yeah, right. And they're just too nice to tell me?"
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"Absolutely not. They're too scared."
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"Scared?"
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"Kev, that's not how you feel, is it?"
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"I try not to start any statements with "I feel.""
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"It's too soft."
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"Paddy, you're terrifying."
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"I'm very afraid of you, and I'm huge."
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"Sorry."
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"No, I'm sorry, alright?"
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"I never wanted to make anybody feel uncomfortable."
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