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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - New Patty (S01E01)

"Oh, I am totally unpredictable lately."
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"I quit the package store today."
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"You did? Yeah."
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"I just -- I threw down my smock and I walked out of there."
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"Wow."
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"16."
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"I just felt like if I was in that place for one more second,"
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"I'd literally die."
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"I'd keel over next to the rack of Malibu."
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"On sale for $23.99."
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"What are you gonna do instead?"
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"Uh, I don't know."
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"Anything."
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"That's exciting."
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"Very impulsive. Yeah."
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"And obviously, that job wasn't going anywhere,"
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"and I feel like I need to keep going, you know?"
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"Although they did pay me."
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"But it was still money."
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"It was still steady money."
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"Oh, my God. What have I done?"
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"There's the Allison I know."
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"No, I'm serious. What am I gonna do?"
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"What am I -- I'm gonna rely on my husband for an allowance?"
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"-Jesus Christ. -Hey, listen, um..."
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"I've been hurting for reliable employees"
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"-I've seen it. -That was one time."
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"Well?"
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"Are you -- Are you serious?"
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"You're offering me a job right now?"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"Yeah, it didn't really seem problematic until just now,"
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"but I just wanted to impulsively offer a hand."
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"I know what you did."
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"The seat, please."
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"Interrogate her like I taught you, Kev."
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"Where are we even gonna find 40 strobe lights?"
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"In my van."
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"Where were you tonight, Allison?"
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"At work."
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"Doing what?"
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"Working?"
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"Do you take me for some kind of an idiot, Allison?"
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"what's going on with my own wife?"
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"This is a small town."
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"It was only a matter of time until I found out..."
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"that you quit the liquor store?!"
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"The liquor store? Yeah! The liquor store!"
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"Diane just called and told me what happened."
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"Now, if you'll look at this board, you'll see see all the --"
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"Eh, you got the wrong side there."
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"Just flip it around, Kevin."
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"Flip it, Kev. There you go. Nice flip."
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"So, I took the liberty of laying out the math for ya."
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"Uh... this is math?"
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"Look at the board and you'll see all of the things that,"
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"because of your little tantrum, we can longer afford."
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"I love when Kev goes full "Murder, She Wrote.""
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"We do have similar hair."
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"Kevin, I already got a new job."
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"Is it at another liquor store?"
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"No. A diner. Gah!"
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"Allison, this all comes back to one basic concept --"
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"loyalty."
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"I demand it."
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"Our marriage demands it."
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"Kev, you deserve not to have to think about this stuff."
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"You know what would make you feel better?"
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"The doctors say a quadruple bypass."
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"A relaxing dudes' day of competitive paintball."
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"Sir, we'd love nothing more."
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"Hell yeah."
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"I'm out."
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"But, Dad, you love war simulations."
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"Yeah, you always get so into them."
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"Those are called flashbacks."
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"I'm gonna sit this one out, catch up on my Bible reading."
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"might wanna check out "The Da Vinci Code.""
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"No one mentioned you were in here."
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"They probably forgot."
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"You waiting for me?"
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"What the hell are these, Allison?"
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"What? You went through my pockets?"
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"So not the point."
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"The one you pistol whipped."
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"Okay."
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"You carried them around."
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"You're actually thinking about doing this."
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"It's not my fault you don't listen. Excuse me."
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"You're the woman who won't speak up"
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"when she doesn't get a slice of her own birthday cake."
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"You can't blame me for having some doubts that you're going..."
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"You know I'm dry,"
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"and it's -- it's created more problems."
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"Like, murder-y guys guys coming around my place, threatening me."
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"Why don't you just give me these, okay?"
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"Can't. No, Allison."
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"You can't do this."
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"Turns out, I'm actually good at..."
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"doing terrible things to people"
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"who deserve what's coming to them."
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"It's not that hard."
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"It's just like giving karma a little push."
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"And no one deserves what's coming to them"
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"And I got the pills, and all I gotta do"
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"is just spike the next disgusting meal"
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"he makes me make for him, and just --"
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"And then I'm free, Patty."
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"Okay."
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"Maybe that's true."
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"Maybe you could go through with it."
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"I'm telling you, I can."
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"Okay, you can go through with it."
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"But are you really sure that it'll work?"
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"Because you better be."
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"You better know beyond a doubt"
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"that he's not gonna wake up the next day"
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"wondering why the hell he passed out"
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"Well..."
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"that should be enough."
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