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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - New Patty (S01E01)

"Yeah, well, I thought I could get away"
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"with waiting to fix the furnace for another week or so."
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"Yeah, well, you say that every year."
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"Ah. Cold does you good."
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"Keeps you awake."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Context clues, Allison."
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"Well, you got a-a whole liquor store in here."
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"It's efficient."
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"You still excommunicated?"
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"What?"
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"No. I mean, yes."
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"It's not about that."
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"Okay."
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"It's just all this shit, you know?"
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"and everything should stay the same?"
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"Well, that's a -- that's a losing battle."
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"You can't put that toothpaste back in the tube."
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"Use a Q-tip."
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"You know what I mean."
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"Day Drinking Barbie."
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"Love it."
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"Well, watching you work's making me thirsty, so..."
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"Excuse me."
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"Hey."
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"I said "excuse me.""
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"Okay, sorry."
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"When you bump into someone, you should acknowledge it"
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"Yeah, uh, I just said I'm sorry, okay?"
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"What did you just call me, you piece of shit?"
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"You said "shit." I'm so proud of you."
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"All I'm asking for is some decency."
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"I am so sorry, sir."
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"Uh -- It's on the house."
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"What?"
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"D, that man just bashed into me and called me a bitch."
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"Yeah, and I am sorry, but hello?"
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"Is it your first day here?"
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"Come on. You know the drill."
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"We gotta put up with this crap daily."
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"Yeah. I know."
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"We do."
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"What's this? You just said you were -- you were cold."
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"Um..."
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"I quit."
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"What?"
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"Uh, Allison, you don't have to be so dramatic."
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"Bye, Diane."
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"Consider this my gold watch."
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"Sam, I need to talk to you."
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"Now."
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"I'm not wallpaper."
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"Evening."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Never got to finish our conversation from earlier, so..."
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"thought I'd stop by."
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"I don't know what else we have to talk about."
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"Oh."
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"The pills you owe me, for one."
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"The town is dry."
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"It's not my fault."
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"Oh."
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"if you're taking that sorta tone."
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"No, I-I've heard of you."
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"Good."
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"Your friend Tammy stopped by my house today."
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"Right after I saw her at your salon."
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"I-I didn't do that."
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"Sure."
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"Fine."
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"But..."
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"she was asking questions about a local drug dealer,"
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"someone who maybe sold before the town..."
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"went dry."
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"Sounds familiar."
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"So, if you want your friend Tammy to think that your salon"
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"actually specializes in a good wash,"
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"give me some pills, honey."
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"You scared him outta the bar"
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"without even saying a single word."
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"You just stared at him."
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"And pulled out a big-ass knife."
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"This is exciting. We've never had a real badass in our crew."
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"I've been badass for years. It's nothing new."
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"Alright. Got an intruder."
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"Female, 5'7", brown hair,"
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"about 55 to 60 years of age."
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"That sounds like Patty."
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"I'm 33 and look it!"
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"Can't allow it."
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"Patty violated my trust, and the price must be paid."
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""You are the weakest link! Goodbye!""
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"It was wicked cool."
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"Alright, Kevin has spoken."
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"Nobody gets into this house."
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"Let me in!"
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"I have Allison's coat."
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"And a tallboy."
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"See? Not a trick."
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"Kev, you just say the word"
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"and I'll booby-trap this place soup to nuts."
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"You don't need to booby-trap anything."
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"Paddy, will you please tell Patty"
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"that if Patty has something to say, Patty can say it to Paddy"
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"and Paddy will tell me what Patty said?"
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"Uh, I think that means get outta here."
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"I'll wait in the kitchen for Allison."
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"That way, you won't even have to look at me."
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"Yeah, except we already looked at ya."
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"-What was that, Neil? -Nothing. I was talking about Kevin."
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"Wow. That's nice."
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"I'm sorry. I just -- It's complicated."
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"Okay, well, maybe it doesn't have to be, you know?"
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"Everything's complicated if you overthink it."
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"So, maybe instead of going just straight to guilt,"
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"you could enjoy being stupid for once."
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"Impulsive."
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"You're giving me lessons on being impulsive?"
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