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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - New Patty (S01E01)

"Jenn, this is Allison. Allison, my wife Jenn."
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"That's the kind of juvenile crap he does!"
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"'Cause I'm gonna kill Kevin."
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"In the nicest way possible."
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"No. I just..."
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"Yeah, it shows."
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"How am I gonna explain this to Kevin?"
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"Not that -- Not that you need it, of course."
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"$30."
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"Hey, Kurt."
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"Hi."
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"Oh, yeah. I feel radiant."
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"No, I know."
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"I mean, we've been doing this for three years,"
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"and it's fine."
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"I don't know why we should mess it up."
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"Why not? We both hate exercise."
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"Patty."
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"Normal people."
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"So, I'm not normal because I want to live my life"
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"the way that I want to?"
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"If we're never gonna get married..."
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"Just one teeny tiny, itsy bitsy question."
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"Did you really think I wouldn't find out"
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"And boom goes the dynamite!"
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"I found this burger wrapper from Top Dog"
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"laying on the back floor of my car."
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"Kevin, we found a whole wheel of cheese under one of the seats."
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"The burger would have gotten cold on the drive back."
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"And that's why I have a toaster oven, Patty!"
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"No."
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"-Boo. -Boo."
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"So, Patty O'Connor, you are hereby..."
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"or sometimes near a church --I know what it means, Pete."
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"I know you love a bargain."
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"Yeah."
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"Why don't we do something stupid tonight?"
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"Because sometimes, stupid can be fun."
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"Have fun."
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"Aunt. Yeah. Nice lady."
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"That's not the deal we had."
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"Hey, you didn't ask questions"
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"But if you're gonna dry up the well all of a sudden,"
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"Ah. Detective Ridgeway."
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"We're still looking for this dealer,"
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"You keeping your nose clean?"
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"Just got a nice wash."
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"And what are you doing next Friday?"
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"Hey, bartender."
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"She-Devil was a pain, but she was useful, you know?"
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"Hold up. What have we got here?"
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"Not in life."
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"He's very commanding."
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"I like the cut of your jib, Paddy."
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"Thank you very much, Kevin."
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"Look, I get it, you're cold."
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"It's been warm."
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"Did I tell you Chuck's been falling asleep at stop lights?"
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"Why can't we all agree that change sucks"
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"Sure you can."
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"and, I don't know, maybe apologize."
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"Uppity bitch."
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"You're right, D."
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"Okay."
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"I feel like you must not have heard of me"
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"The way you got up in that Yankee fan's dumb face?"
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"Badass is fresh."
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"You remember that show?"
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"Come on, Kevin!"
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"You're soup to nuts."
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"Whatever!"
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"I, um..."
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"You've been there for, what, 10 years?"
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"But it was terrible money."
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"-It'll be fine. -No, I can't have no money."
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"since I opened this place, and I know you can drop a tray"
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"full of water glasses with the best of them."
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"What?"
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"Did you really think I would have no idea"
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"That's the one you used from earlier."
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"Thanks, Paddy."
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"Because of your actions,"
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"You wanna read a real Bible,"
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"I got them from the trucker in Vermont."
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"The thing is, I think I can."
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"just watch his breathing slow down until it stops."
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"then woke up for kegs and eggs on Christmas Day."
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"when it comes to Kevin anymore."
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"It's gonna be fine."
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"Hey! Patty."
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"letting this end."
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"I was just scared, you know?"
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"Said you couldn't be trusted,"
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"when he was telling me what happened,"
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"Not where you were,"
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"of your career next week?"
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"Oh, shit."
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"Look, Kev."
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"Let me think this through."
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"Bro, you gotta calm down."
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"You're way too intense."
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"Too intense? What, are you kidding me?"
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"No."
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"What'd you do to that mannequin?"
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"Well, guess I'll see y'all in around five to seven years!"
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"It's very purple."
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"I like the cut..."
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"Maybe."
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"So, just take 'em if you think it'll help."
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"No. Shut up."
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"who's to say he wasn't selling to the town?"
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"you know any natural-born killers?"
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"-Soon. -I thought that was you!"
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"that it's a little bit messy -- well, guess what, Allison,"
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"Patty O'Connor? Detective Tammy Ridgeway, Worcester PD."
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"Do you have any idea why this car was reported stolen?"
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"Kevin, you called the police?!"
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"I've been tryin' to reach ya all day!"
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"And you just watched him and laughed!"
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"I need those pills for him."
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