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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - New Tricks (S01E01)

"Step two is--"
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"Ah, Neil returns with step three."
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"I sent him to my guy."
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"He's former SWAT."
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"Neil, what are you doing?"
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"Well, this is what your guy gave me."
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"Wha?"
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"You got me a dog?'Course not."
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"My "No Pets" rule stands."
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"I refuse not to be the cutest thing in this house."
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"Impossible, babe."
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"Besides, that's not a dog."
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"That's a mistake."
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"like, a rifle or a crossbow or something."
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"Yeah, well, your guy said this was the most weapon"
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"It's something. Is it?"
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"I don't know. He looks tired."
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"Maybe a little slow."
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"Yeah."
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"Doesn't seem like McRoberts material."
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"Dog, you're here on a trial basis."
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"No name till you're off probation."
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"And no cavortin' with my wife."
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"Okay, so, what's step two?"
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"Well, step one's the bat."
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"So what's step two?"
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"Oh, I installed a full DING security system outside."
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"Cameras at every door, motion-sensored."
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"I've got it wired, babe."
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"I'm feeling diligent,"
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"focused."
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"You got chips there?"
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"You know what they say about sharing."
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"No. Gimme."
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"Hi."
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"Hmm?"
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"That's a good boy."
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"What's this?"
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"Yeah, you're a good boy."
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"Well, actually, no."
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"That's not a nice thing to say."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Trust me, I get it."
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"This is my first time sneaking out of a house."
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"Why'd I wait so long to do something like this, huh?"
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"It'll be a good story."
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"Oh."
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"I stole the goddamn hoodie."
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"Don't rat me out, okay, pal?"
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"You stay there."
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"Uh..."
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"You Marcus' girl?"
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"Yeah. Well, no."
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"I'm not his girl, but --I got ya."
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"Uh, how do you wanna do this?"
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"Uh..."
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"However you'd normally do it is good, I guess."
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"Money first?"
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"Sounds good."
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"W-What do you want to pay --So, wha-- Oh."
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"You g-- Uh, y-you go first. Sorry."
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"Most girls in your position would be kissing the ground"
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"I walk on for that price."
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"Well, I'm not most girls, so..."
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"$120, final offer."
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"Get in."
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"Uh, where we going?"
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"We can't do this right here."
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"Oh."
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"S-- Uh-- So, you got the stuff?"
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"Oh -- Oh, I got your stuff right here."
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"No, wha-- What the hell are you doing?"
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"Oh, right."
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"Marcus said you were into that sort of thing."
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""Oh, no, Mister. I'm not that kind of guy.""
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"What?! No! No! I'm not gonna have sex with you!"
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"Marcus said I -- I would have sex with you?!"
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"E-- That's usually what the money's for, yeah."
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"Oh, my -- No, I'm not a prostitu--"
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"Marcus said that you'd sell me pills."
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"La-- Lady, I sell life insurance."
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"Marcus was trying to get back at me, so it --"
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"I'm sorry, I have to go."
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"Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. Ah!"
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"What the hell?!"
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"I-I -- I -- I was just trying to tell you"
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"Oh, my God."
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"You -- You broke my frickin' nose!"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Here, here, here."
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"Ow! God! Oh!"
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"The least you could do is give me a handjob."
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"Oh."
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"No, thank you."
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"-Allie. -Hey."
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"-Uh, it's late. -Yeah, sorry."
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"Um, how are you?"
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"Uh..."
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"Uh, I don't really know how to answer that question."
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"I know that I am supposed to say, "I'm good."
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"How are you?""
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"Anything more than that is just rude."
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"No one actually wants to know how you are."
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"It's just a way of saying, "Hello."
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"I'm good, how are you?""
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"To me?"
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"Yeah."
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"Thought maybe you were mad or something."
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"Why would I be mad?"
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"Sure."
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"You want a coffee or something?"
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"Uh..."
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"After the night I had, I'd say an Irish coffee,"
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"but I don't want to make you do that."
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"I can muscle through."
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"Well -- No, I was being -- I was being rude."
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"Impossible."
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"This is really for me."
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"I used to love mixing drinks for you."
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"Remember our, uh, white trash margarita?"
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