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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - New Tricks (S01E01)

"Uh, how do you mean?"
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"B--"
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"What's going on here?"
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"Oh, uh --"
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"You like like 10 miles of bad highway."
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"It's, uh, actually my new favorite."
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"Oh, it -- it's got stains."
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"I know."
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"I like 'em."
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"I mean, you've got a good shape going on under all of that."
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"Don't just let yourself go."
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"It's not fair to Kev to just give up."
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"Not fair to Kev?"
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"from Hawley Lane for my plantars,"
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"but Chuck says they make me look like a night nurse"
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"coming in to change his diaper."
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"Mm. So what do I do?"
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"I deal with my arches on my own time."
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"Okay, well, you know you don't have to do that, right?"
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"'Cause that's -- that's crazy."
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"No, honey."
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"That's marriage."
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"Uh, h-h-has Kev seen this new look?"
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"-No. -Oh, good."
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"No, I just wear this here."
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"Oh.'Cause I -- I get cold."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Well, okay."
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"I'll pick up a space heater from Lowe's."
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"Ugh."
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"...the minute I saw them!"
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"They took it! I know they did!"
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"I've got a terrible feeling about something."
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"Let's check it out, shall we?"
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"Alexer? Where's my stuff?"
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"That's what I'm saying."
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"Alexer."
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"Alexer, where's my stuff?"
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"What am I doing wrong?!"
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"Speaking English."
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"Okay, try this. Say "Alexer.""
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"There ya go."
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"Alexa, where's my stuff?"
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"One shipment was delivered for Kevin today."
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"Foul play!"
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"My Belichick hoodie -- the closest thing"
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"I have to a child -- was stolen!"
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"Ugh. You don't want children."
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"from what really matters in life --"
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"your needs."
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"my pride and joy."
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"All cold and alone."
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"Not even knowing I'm trying to find it."
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"It knows, Kev."
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"Damn foreigners are tearing my boy apart!"
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"Pete, you blame hurricanes on foreigners."
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"Maybe it was just a mistake with the mailman."
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"Allison, whose side are you on?"
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"Sanity's."
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"Well, it's obvious what has to be done."
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"-No. -Set the neighbors on fire."
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"No!"
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"Neil, we don't let you do fire anymore, remember?"
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"the flame..."
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"I love a reboot."
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"This is almost as good as the new "CHiPs"!"
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"Stealing that sweatshirt was as bad as the Boston Massacre."
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"Worse!"
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"You guys said the same thing about cinnamon gum."
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"It's too hot."
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"Gum is meant to be minty and refreshing."
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"Get those leftover Roman candles."
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"-We're gonna need ammo. -Roger that."
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"You left the fireworks at the salon?"
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"There's so many times I wanted to use them!"
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"We don't let you do fire anymore!"
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"Let's go, men!"
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"We got a war to win!"
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"Yes! Ow!"
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"Oh! Hernia!"
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"Alright, I'm good!"
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"We're men!"
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"U.S.A.!Ow!"
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"U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"
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"U.S.A.!"
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"Hi."
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"Hey."
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"What's up? Nothin'."
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"'Cause I've been dying to show you, uh --"
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"-Just, like, show someone. Can it wait?"
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"for those Roman candles. They're buried"
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"in the crawl space somewhere and I'm gonna hit my head"
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"at least three times trying to get 'em."
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"Oh."
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"What? No, nothing."
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"I just thought that we were, uh --"
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""We"?"
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"I never really thought of us as a "we.""
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"Yeah. Right."
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"My mistake."
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"So why the hell you tell me about the money, then?"
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"About Kevin?"
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"I called the bank, and you were right."
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"The money's gone."
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"You blew up my life. Was that just for fun?"
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"No."
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"Convincing yourself all your dreams are gonna come true."
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"That you were destined for something bigger than this."
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"That you were gonna be happy."
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"It was hard to watch."
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"I'm bad with cringe comedy."
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"Okay. So, I'm an idiot for wanting something,"
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"and you're fine with hitting your head"
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"Yes."
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"You felt sorry for me."
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"They're oatmeal raisin!"
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"Why would you put fruit in a cookie?"
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"Mixed messaging!"
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"Like a dessert with homework."
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"Yeah, it's like putting a vegetable in a -- a cookie."
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