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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - New Tricks (S01E01)

"Sir?"
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"Um, sir?"
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"Hey, sorry, um, how did you get past the, uh --"
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"the firewall?"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, shit."
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"You okay?"
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"Um... I don't know."
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"I've never found a dead body before,"
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"so I don't really know if I did it right."
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""Did it right"?"
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"Better than being used to it."
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"At least oxys aren't a mess."
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"We got this call once -- 300-pound dude,"
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"dead in his fourth floor walk-up for like five months."
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"Wait, this guy overdosed?"
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"Yeah."
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"He wasn't living on the street."
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"Yeah, there's no type for this sort of thing anymore."
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"All kinds of people OD."
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"Really?"
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"So..."
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"like, anyone c--"
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"Garbage men, cable guys, could be on oxys?"
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"Yeah, grandmas, frat kids."
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"Three of my cousins."
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"I don't remember the last time I was shocked by an oxy OD."
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"But that 300-pound dude leaking through the ceiling?"
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"That was a surprise."
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"I killed him with oxycodone and made it look like an OD."
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"Hello, Allison."
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"Hi, Dr. Gaetz."
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"Thank you for, uh, seeing me so quickly."
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"Of course. Kev carried the bowling team on Thursday."
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"I owe him one. Ah."
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"So, uh, first up, we're gonna get your height and weight,"
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"Yep. Still need your height and weight."
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"-Come on. -Take off my shoes."
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"It really doesn't matter."
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"So, you're having some back pain."
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"Yeah, um, lower back, mostly, on the right-hand side."
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"I have to, uh, carry a lot of boxes at the package store,"
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"and it think I must have just kind of tweaked last week"
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"carrying a box of Olde E onto the hand truck."
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"admitting when I need help."
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"My, uh -- My Uncle Chu--"
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"Well, you know Chuck."
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"Um, he has a slipped disc,"
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"and said that there's some pills that, um,"
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"Allison. Mm-hmm?"
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"You know, pain medication,"
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"it's not given out lightly."
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"Yeah, no, I -- Yeah, and I --"
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"I wouldn't expect that you --"
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"They're only given out for people in real pain."
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"Of course."
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"Yeah, I've heard."
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"I've -- I've heard that is -- It's awful."
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"Yeah. Ugh, yeah, yeah, right."
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"I am -- I'm fine, and I don't"
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"want to get mixed up in all -- all that."
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"I haven't even tried acupuncture yet, so --"
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"You talk to Kevin about this?"
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"Uh, about my back?"
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"I'm sure he'd want to chat about it --"
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"your..."pain.""
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"I could call him with you if you'd like--"
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"No, no, no."
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"I -- I don't want to bother him with all that."
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"I am -- I'm fine."
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"I think what you really need is to talk to someone."
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"Maybe not Kevin, but a --"
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"a girlfriend or a -- a book club."
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"You got a book club where you sit around"
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"with wine and chat about things?"
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"Eh, not really."
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"Well, maybe a coworker."
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"Before you try..."
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"acupuncture,"
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"I think you need to talk."
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"That'll be $75 for today's visit."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"someone to talk to -- I know someone."
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"Great with this sort of thing."
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"-A-A professional. -No, thanks."
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"I don't do therapy."
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"It's worth considering."
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"Yeah, well, just the thought of paying a stranger"
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"to listen to me complain -- I --"
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"I-It's not like that."
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"Well, it's just, it's not for me."
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"I swear, she helped my sister-in-law."
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"Same thing. Alright?"
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"Needed a little something for herself."
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"Oh. Thank you."
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"Oh. Ugh."
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"No, no. I got it."
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"Yeah, I'm -- I'm not sure why I'm the one"
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"Even though I got 15 years on you."
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"-It's fine. Sorry."
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"Uh, my back's been hurting a little bit."
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"How's Uncle Chuck's back been doing, by the way?"
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"Uh, well, you know."
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"Waiting for the insurance company"
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"to approve the surgery on his bulging disc,"
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"and still saying the procedure's "experimental.""
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"I don't know what the big experiment is."
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"So... Right."
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"He's pretty much laid up asking for meatball subs"
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"and whiskey rocks from the couch."
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"But it's fine."
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"Ugh."
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"Chuck says it makes him feel like a child,"
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"having me be in charge of him, so..."
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"Yeah."
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"He insists he can handle it himself"
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"and I don't wanna argue anymore."
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"Allison."
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"Huh?"
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"Are you giving up?"
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