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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - New Tricks (S01E01)

"-Ugh. -No. -Again? -No!"
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"Previously on "Kevin Can Himself"..."
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"No!"
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"If I could start over, and go somewhere else..."
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"Sam."
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"We decided we're staying."
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"We did?"
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"So, this is, what? Seven days in a row?"
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"You're sweet to notice."
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"It's my new ritual."
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"Are you new to town?"
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"No. Lived here all my life,"
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"but I just never had any time for myself."
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"But since my husband passed..."
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"Oh, I didn't realize."
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"I'm a widow."
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"How'd that happen?"
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"Oh."
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"How'd you do it?"
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"I don't know how I did it."
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"What the hell is happening?!"
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"-What?! -It's Belichick Hoodie Day!"
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"Oh, no."
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"You okay, babe?"
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"Definitely concussed."
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"And any other day, that'd bother me."
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"But not today!"
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"Don't you wanna ask me why?"
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"Wh-- Because my genuine Bill Belichick sweatshirt --"
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"cut at the sleeves like a boss"
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"and worn to at least two Pats games --"
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"is arriving today!"
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"And, uh, how much you pay for a torn hoodie?"
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"I cannot and will not put a price"
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"on what the greatest coach of all time means to me."
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"Okay, well, what price did the Internet put on it?"
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"More than our wedding, less than our car."
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"Oh! I was having the nicest dream."
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"Come on! You can sleep anytime!"
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"This is like Christmas morning!"
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"Okay, well, then, where's my present?"
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"Your present?"
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"Well, I'm the gift that keeps on giving, baby!"
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"I killed him."
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"It's, uh -- It's Bill Belichick Hoodie Day."
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"Oh, yes."
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"But I celebrate privately."
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"Well, have a good one."
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"Hey, where's our breakfast?"
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"You're not supposed to have favorites."
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"Yeah, Neil, breakfast is for family."
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"See, Kevin's the husband, I'm the father-in-law."
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"Yeah, and I'm like a brother."
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"No, you're more like a cousin"
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"who just got out of jail for stalking."
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"And everyone's secretly kind of hoping he goes back."
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"How is Keith? Bad."
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"Can you go see if my package is here yet?"
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"Can't you do it?"
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"I'm in the middle of something."
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"The old self-esteem took a real hit this week"
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"So many chins."
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"That's just baby fat, bro."
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"Thanks, brother."
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"Well, I checked, and no package yet."
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"Ugh! This is taking forever!"
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"What sins did I commit in a past life to deserve this?"
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"Past life?"
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"Hon, you know what happens when you try to be funny."
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"Kev, I think I hear a delivery truck coming down the street."
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"Now he can get up."
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"Aw, man, it's just an ambulance!"
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"Please don't be for me."
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"Hey, the new neighbors have packages on their stoop."
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"I saw her moving in, and I am not a fan."
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"Bad vibes there, bro."
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"Ooh, bad neighbors."
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"What would that be like?"
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"You trying to be funny again?"
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"No."
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"Good."
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"And Neil's probably right."
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"I went over there to be neighborly."
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"Uh-huh. You know, make sure they know"
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"who's the alpha on the street."
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"And you know what they said when I asked them"
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"what their favorite football team was?"
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"Manchester United."
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"-Football is football. -I mean, really,"
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"is nothing sacred?"
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"Hey, there's no eating in here."
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"This is a "liberry.""
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"Of course. Sorry."
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"Um, you want a napkin?"
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"I'm writing a book. Mm."
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"It's a romance novel, actually."
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"It's about a woman who's sad."
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"of her life on this terrible marriage."
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"It's very depressing in the beginning, but, um --"
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"But then, one day, she realizes what she wants --"
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"truly -- and she has this brilliant plan."
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"She keeps playing perfect housewife,"
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"but in the meantime --Affair with her neighbor?"
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"What?"
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"No."
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"She decides to kill her husband."
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"Why wouldn't she just leave?"
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"Leave?"
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"Like it's easy?"
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"What -- No. What would she do?"
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"Sleep on the street?"
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"No, he'd find her anyway."
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"And maybe she doesn't want to leave."
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"Maybe this isn't about leaving at all."
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"Maybe she wants him dead, and he deserves it."
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"How is that romantic?"
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"It's aspirational."
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"Computers are in back."
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"Thank you."
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"Hi. Excuse me?"
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