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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Beloved Aunt (S01E01)

"You gotta go."
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"All right, look, set the alarm. Do you know how to set the alarm?"
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"7:00 a.m."
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"- I believe you, it's not about that! - You think I feel up old ladies?"
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"I apologized, it's not about that! It's not about that."
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"You gotta get out of here at 7:00 in the morning."
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"I'll be out of here early in the morning."
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"Your mother thinks I touched her breast? That is so sick."
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"It's what she thinks, what can I say? Sweet dreams."
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""Sweet dreams.""
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"I'll dream about fucking your mother. "Sweet dreams.""
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"- You! - Quiet."
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"- How dare you. - I didn't do anything."
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"- Let me explain what happened. - Do you think I enjoy that kind of thing?"
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"- Don't be ridiculous, I didn't do anything. - This has gotta stop."
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"- Please tell her I didn't do anything. - Ma, he didn't do anything."
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"It was the toaster and the hand. You rubbed against me."
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"You're gonna wake up Sammy."
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"It was an accident, you rubbed up against me."
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"Yes, you pushed up against my hand! I didn't do anything!"
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"- It was an accident. - You have to go."
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"- Go back to sleep. - Sick person."
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"Enough with the "sick person," he's not a sick person."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"Even when I was dating, I would wait four months..."
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"Not in their kitchen, in front of their daughter-in-law and son..."
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"I know, it's horrible. I'll smooth it all over tomorrow."
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"Do me a favor. Let me take care of the sunglasses."
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"- After this entertaining evening? - You gave it to her."
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"- I don't think so. No. - That's called "Indian giving.""
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"I know what it's called."
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"It's a very racist term, but I'm okay with that."
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"What could you possibly do with them?"
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"Where are you going now?"
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"I don't know, I can't go home."
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"Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, how can I help you?"
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"I'll see you this evening, thank you."
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"- Welcome, how can I help you? - I'd like a room, please."
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"I'm very sorry, we're completely filled to capacity this evening."
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"Okay."
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"There's a guy in this hotel, his name's Craig Butler."
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"I'm paying for his room. I don't want to anymore."
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"Wake him up, get him out, that's my room."
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"He's authorized to be there till 11:00 a.m. Tomorrow, check-out time."
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"Our manager will work out the bill with you, if you come back tomorrow at 10:00."
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"You don't have a room for me in this hotel tonight? Not one room?"
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"Don't you always keep extra rooms for people?"
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"Not one. You're not the first person we've turned away."
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"- Jr. Walks in and you turn him away? - Yes, sir, unfortunately."
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"- Are you going to shoo The Pope out? - Yes, sir."
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"We are filled to capacity, sir."
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"- A pair of sunglasses? - Excuse me?"
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"I have a pair of sunglasses here."
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"- You want to give... - Yeah."
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"- Elizabeth Taylor sunglasses. - They're very nice..."
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"Elizabeth Taylor wears these sunglasses."
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"Thank you, sir, I wear prescription. Thank you very much."
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"- You ever watch the Seinfeld show? - Yes, sir."
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"Just curious."
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"- Hey, Larry! - Larry, hi!"
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"- Hi, buddy. - This is Larry?"
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"Thanks for ratting me out to Becky, really appreciated it."
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"I did not rat you out."
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"You told her everything we talked about. And I told you not to say anything."
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"- What a jerk. - I'm a jerk? Is that right?"
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"Are you going to beat me up?"
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"- Maybe I will. - Go ahead, take a shot."
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"You Hollywood people..."
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"Gentlemen, I cannot have the two of you standing in the lobby of the hotel..."
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"yelling at each other."
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"Excuse me, are you guests at the hotel this evening?"
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"- Yes, I am. - Can I see your room key, please?"
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"Excuse me, one at a time."
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"It would be best if you go back to your room."
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"Very good, thank you very much."
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"He's here because I'm paying for him."
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"- No. - Then I need to ask you to leave."
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"- I'm so sorry about your aunt. - It was Cheryl's aunt."
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"No, her sister and her sister's boyfriend and her parents flew in."
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"Thanks for the hotel room. I appreciate that."
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"Cut my finger this morning trying to put that..."
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"And I'm not into it."
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"Listen, you guys..."
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"but we were a little upset that there was no obituary."
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"There's anything you want to add, tell me, I'll get it in."
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"- I don't know. - My mom's in town with my dad."
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"She's been on the phone all morning with her boyfriend..."
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"Isn't that awful, Larry?"
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"- Is that okay? - Where are you going?"
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"- The obituary! Do we have the paper? - Yeah, we want to look at that."
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"Give you a case, I'll throw in some lens cleaner."
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"- Can you gift-wrap these? - No, I'm sorry, we don't wrap."
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"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry."
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"It's a typo, it's "aunt"!"
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"But they don't have the tape and scissor."
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"- All right. - Hi! Look who's here."
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"You'll stay here. Mom and Dad are here anyway."
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"I won't grab anything, I'll just walk out."
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"- Did you see what he did? - I explained to her, it was an accident."
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"What kind of human being are you?"
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"I'm sorry. It's an awful thing."
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"Guess I'll go to a hotel."
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""Devoted sister, beloved cunt"?"
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"See, Mom, I told you, he's got a very, very sweet side."
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"This is horrible, I'm so sorry. Please accept my apology."
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"I understand."
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"- Is he okay? - Yeah."
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"- Maintain the outfit. - "To its completion.""
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"She kicked me out of the house."
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"I'm Frank Sinatra, Jr., you're turning me away tonight?"
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"The Pope is being shooed out into the street."
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