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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Dead Uncles and Vegetables (S02E02)

"This is a Type 24B. Otherwise known as a Cart, Kiosk, Cart/Kiosk permit."
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"- This is not valid for your business. - Why does it say it twice?"
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"You said, 'Cart, kiosk, cart, kiosk. '"
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"- It's repetitive. - And redundant."
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"It's not redundant. It's three separate things."
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"It's a cart, a kiosk, and a mechanical hybrid..."
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"referred to as a cart/kiosk."
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"Hence, cart, kiosk, cart/kiosk."
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"He did it again."
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"He's been stressed lately. His store is deserted."
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"I'll make it simple:"
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"This is for businesses that roll in in the morning and roll out at night."
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"Emphasis on the word 'roll. '"
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"Rolling businesses. Businesses that roll."
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"But I carry my tables out at night."
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"You're supposed to roll them, Rapunzel, and carrying isn't rolling, is it?"
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"I mean, did anyone hear the word 'rolling' come out of his mouth?"
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"Check the transcript. You'll find one word missing: Rolling."
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"He's losing his marbles."
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"- It's just a personal vendetta. - His store is deserted."
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"- I think we should end the meeting here. - Wait a second."
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"You, there, when Lady Godiva here wanted to be town troubadour over you..."
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"I stood by your side. Why aren't you backing me now?"
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"'Cause you left me twisting for a long time before you did, and it didn't feel good."
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"I wrote a song about the experience."
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"I heard it. It's called Taylor Left Me Twisting."
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"- It's really good. - You think?"
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"'Cause I'm having trouble with the chorus."
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"Taylor left me twisting He set my eyes a-misting"
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"- I'm not sure if it has that thing, though. - No, I love that part."
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"I actually thought that maybe at the end, you could do more about the sweater."
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"I'm gonna wrap this up."
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"the Longhaired Freak School of Dance? Or the Longhaired Freak Diner, Luke?"
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"Or the Longhaired Freak Bookstore? It's not good, right?"
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"Everybody who agrees that we would not feel good about that, say aye."
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"Meeting adjourned. Good night."
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"Don't you have some cleaning up to do over at the diner?"
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"- What is it, Luke? - My uncle Louie's funeraI's tomorrow."
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"I haven't heard from any of you."
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"you go to vets' funerals. So you're gonna be there, right? Hello?"
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"- You said you were gonna talk to him. - Burt said he was gonna do it."
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"- It's Taylor's job. - You always pass it on."
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"- Talk to me about what? - You might as well know."
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"- We don't want to go to Louie's funeral. - What?"
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"- We all hated Louie. - That's not true."
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"He always had a scowl on his face, not a kind word for anybody."
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"He would light those hideous cigars, blow smoke in people's faces..."
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"and then spit after each puff."
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"- He was disgusting. - He kicked my dog when I was a kid."
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"My wife was much affected as well."
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"- She stopped enjoying her soap operas. - She'd just lie down and go to sleep."
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"- This is an exaggeration. - We're not exaggerating."
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"We threw a big party when he left town."
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"I made love to my wife that night like I never have."
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"My Toto barked a happy bark, then quietly stopped breathing. She was old."
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"- I don't believe this. - You knew the guy."
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"This man was my uncle, and a war veteran."
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"He deserves a veteran's funeral. But, if you guys are too lazy to show up..."
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"He's the lazy one. Never once did he participate in a town function."
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"When we re-enactors gathered, he'd throw things at us."
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"I've heard enough."
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"And he got meaner as he got older. Never married, never had kids."
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"I might throw rocks and small tools myself next time I see you."
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"- A defensive hothead just like Louie. - Practically clones."
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"Oh, my god. This is so high tech."
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"What's going on?"
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"I'm downloading wedding stuff from Prague."
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"- You're kidding. - It's streaming in right now."
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"That's Internet talk. Streaming. Did you know that?"
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"Slovakia is its own separate thing. It's weird, isn't it?"
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"Like saying there's no more Connecticut. It's just 'Connec' and 'Ticut. '"
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"- What are you downloading from Prague? - This will much amuse you."
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"- Color samples for the big ceramic stands. - Stands for what?"
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"For the midgets dressed like angels to dance under, silly."
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"Oh, my God."
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"He's much better than the guy in Belgium. What a hack."
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"I need you to stop staring at the screen. We need to talk."
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"Please don't talk her out of these things."
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"I do not want to die without seeing midgets dancing with mushrooms."
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"- Stay out of this. - You're no fun."
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"What is it, honey?"
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"- when actually you are. - Not this Emily-world stuff again."
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"I don't know the full cost, but your mother is getting me 50% off of everything."
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"- She is so connected. - But 50% off a load of money..."
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"is still half a load of money. You don't have that to spend."
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"- If I scrimp, I can afford a quarter load. - That's still too much."
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"- Your mother said she'd chip in a little. - That is way inappropriate."
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"I didn't take her up on it, but it was nice."
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"This isn't you: The midgets, mushrooms, and God knows what else."
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"- And it isn't Jackson either. - What do you mean?"
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"- We talked. - You and Jackson talked?"
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"I'm sorry, but he came to me all upset. And I love both of you..."
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"and it just seemed like it was time for me to meddle."
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"- He was upset? - He was pretty upset."
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"- Why didn't he just talk to me? - Because he's Jackson."
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"He wants you to be happy and to give you everything you want."
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"So what it comes down to is, is this what you want?"
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"Maybe the midgets are a little over the top and the mushrooms..."
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"Oh, my God. It's all sounding so silly now."
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"We were supposed to keep this nice and simple. God, we had it all worked out."
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"- So go back. - I will go back."
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"- That is if Jackson still wants to marry me. - Of course he still wants to."
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"I'm gonna call him and tell him it's all changing back."
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"Good."
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"I should call and cancel some stuff first. I've got to call Belgium, Oslo..."
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"- Copenhagen, Bora Bora. - What did you order from there?"
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"- I'm gonna shield you from that one. - Thanks."
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"Slow down."
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"Okay, I'll come right over. I got to go."
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"- Call and... Welcome back, friend. - Thanks."
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"I'm gonna start with Hong Kong. Hope those acrobats can get another gig."
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"- There you are. - It won't close."
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"- What? - The lid."
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"Hello, Louie."
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"- Now you say the lid won't close? - Yes."
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"- Did you buy the right size? - Of course."
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"It's the model we recommend for those of medium height and weight."
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"- And he's of medium height and weight. - Why won't it close?"
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"Because of the stuff. He left a list of stuff he wanted buried with him."
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"- It's not uncommon. - It's a very long list."
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