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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Dead Uncles and Vegetables (S02E02)

"I want lunch, but I'm not sure what to get."
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"I have a suggestion: A hamburger with some strawberry ice cream..."
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"- with chocolate sauce for dessert? - Sounds good."
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"Yo, burn one, then pass me a pink stick and throw some mud on it!"
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"God, I love this business."
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"Coffee with cream and sugar would be great. Thanks."
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"- Make sure its foot's out the door. - Put it in a cup to go. Got it."
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"This icy weather hasn't kept customers away. They keep coming."
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"A lot of vegetable soup being eaten tonight, yessiree."
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"I hope I don't put the good people at CampbelI's out of business."
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"Hey, Taylor. Didn't notice you there."
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"I don't see how if you're anywhere near as busy as I am."
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"Keep waiting for a lull, never get one."
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"Look at them. They're lining up there already."
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"FYI, Van Halen hair, I'm plenty busy."
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"But a good, well-groomed businessman with properly prepared staff..."
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"Probably helped that your store was dead, too."
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"- It was not dead. - I thought it was closed when I walked by."
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"Then I saw Gabby at the cash register reading a tabloid..."
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"- Shut up. - Tapping on the counter..."
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"- with one of those astrological scrolls. - Enough."
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"- Here you go. - Gracias. Boy, it's a mob scene."
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"Brought you a wimpy with a rose pinned on it."
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"- A what? - A turkey burger with onions."
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"- Thanks. Come on. - How's the money pit coming?"
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"- Just... That's it. - What's the matter?"
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"- None of them are coming, not one. - Who?"
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"My relatives, the ones I booked the rooms for."
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"- Not one is coming to Louie's funeral. - You're kidding. Why?"
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"Which lame-o excuse do you want to hear first?"
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"- A bunch claim they can't get out of work. - That's not so lame-o."
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"Randy and Barbara don't want to miss their kid's rugby semifinal."
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"- Rugby has semifinals? - My sister never even called back."
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"My cousins that my dad helped put through college..."
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"And slightly disturbed cousin Frannie said she can't leave because her Petey's sick."
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"- Son? - Parrot."
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"- Petey, the parrot? - I saw the stupid thing once..."
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"flapping its wings like crazy, banging around..."
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"squawking the only two words it knows over and over: 'Petey' and 'gorgeous. '"
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"Gorgeous. Petey."
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"- That's disturbing. - My family's disturbing."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"This is wrong. This is not how it's done."
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"A family member dies, you pay your respects, period."
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"If they don't want to be there, you don't want them there."
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"- My dad wanted them to be there. - I know."
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"Louie lived in Stars Hollow most of his life. So people from here will be there, right?"
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"Right."
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"I know it's upsetting, but maybe it's better this way."
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"Yeah, I guess. I really hate that bird."
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"What's up? You got a herd of bulls shopping for china?"
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"- What? - Customers."
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"How long have you owned a diner?"
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"Sorry. Jackson wants to talk to you. Says it's important."
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"- About what? - I don't know. He seems upset."
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"- All right. You okay? - Yeah. Thanks."
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"- You might want to study that diner talk. - I'll do that tonight."
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"- Where's Jess? - Probably out playing basketball."
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"That little punk."
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"Can I take your order?"
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"Yes. Bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, no mayo."
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"I need a piggy-piggy with a green bed... Green blanket."
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"Remember that sweet, simple, affordable, little wedding Sookie and I agreed on..."
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"with minimal disagreement, none in fact, perhaps the first time in the history..."
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"of wedding planning that a couple agreed 100% on everything?"
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"- Yes. - Gone. Ancient history."
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"It's the library of Alexandria, the colossus of Rhodes."
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"It's Pop Rocks. It's over. And do you know why?"
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"- My mother? - Look."
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"- What are they doing? - They're measuring the town."
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"They're measuring the entire town with tape measures."
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"Your mother got hers at Neiman Marcus. It's platinum with gold leaf."
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"- Costs more than my car. - I'm so sorry."
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"I love Sookie, and I want her to have what she wants."
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"But... You see what they're doing now?"
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"According to their diagrams, that's where the 16-piece orchestra goes."
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"How are they gonna fit a 16-piece orchestra in the gazebo?"
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"- They want to move the gazebo. - What?"
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"A gazebo that's been there for 100 years, and they want to move it."
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"Who moves a gazebo?"
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"What kind of twisted mind even thinks about moving a gazebo?"
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"- Okay. I'll take care of this. - She's so excited."
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"She's brainwashed. She's Patricia Hearst and my mother is the SLA."
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"- I just hope it's not too late. - I hope so, too."
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"- Watch the shirt. - Cork it."
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"- It seems the right thing to do, Taylor. - I concur."
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"When one gazes at Stars Hollow..."
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"one can easily overlook a vital component of its beauty..."
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"and that's the humble, yet spunky twinkle light."
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"- Holy cow. - It doesn't get fruitier."
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"Harry's House of Twinkle Lights has been an integral part of this town for 20 years..."
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"so it's only right that we honor his retirement."
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"So I hereby designate next Tuesday, 'Harry, the Twinkle Light Man..."
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"'from Harry's House of Twinkle Lights' day."
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"That just trips off the tongue."
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"- Late again, are we? - Yes. I hope I'm not pregnant."
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"What?"
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"- Are these seats taken? - Don't drag me in this."
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"You have to work on your punctuality. I banged the meeting in a half an hour ago."
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"Dirty."
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"I'm gonna take advantage of this unexpected pause in our proceedings..."
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"- What did we miss? - Harry's retiring."
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"What do we do for twinkle lights?"
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"- Go to any discount store. - Blasphemy."
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"What are you doing here, anyhow?"
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"This is a town meeting for people who participate in and care about the town."
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"Corky's Country Cavalcade on public access was pre-empted."
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"- Thought I'd check out the next best thing. - I'm surprised to see you."
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"I haven't been able to get any of the war re-enactors on the phone..."
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"The last order of business is a matter relating personally to me."
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"- So I'm going to give Miss Patty my gavel. - Again. Dirty."
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"Stop that. Now, don't go power mad."
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"All right. Gee."
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"Thank you, Patty."
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"My issue, ladies and gentlemen, is in the form of a grievance..."
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"- Oh, yeah. Killer veggies. - Tasty."
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"- His squash is beautiful. - Sexy. It's sexy squash."
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"Sexy or not, I demand that this man produce his permit posthaste."
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"Got it right here."
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"Just what I thought. This is not the proper permit for this kind of business."
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