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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Dead Uncles and Vegetables (S02E02)

"- Gonna be a third one. - Isn't it what this is for, to taste the soup?"
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"Taste, yes. Not to orally deduce their chemical structures."
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"Everything has to be at your pace."
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"A pace that can't be measured by the number of times the earth circles the sun."
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"- Actually, I've heard that. - What?"
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"- Traitor. - The women in my group are very picky."
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"was less chilled than appropriate, she was ostracized for a month."
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"- That hussy Heddy had it coming. - Lorelai."
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"They're on time for once. Good."
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"I got a lot of other things happening. They can't come to a grinding halt for this."
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"Your full attention for a short period is too much to ask for?"
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"I'm giving you more attention than I would someone in these circumstances."
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"No one else would get eight separate soups to taste for a lousy DAR... Sorry."
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"A not-lousy DAR meeting. We only do this for weddings."
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"- Would you like me to pay for the tasting? - No, just decide in this calendar year."
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"Can I... I'm sorry."
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"The mushroom is a great choice. It's super-popular..."
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"and it's my Jackson's favorite."
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"- You're getting married? - To the best man in the world."
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"I'm way ahead of you. Already got a couple of ideas."
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"Is one of them having me design and make them..."
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"so I don't secretly hate what you pick and harbor a secret grudge against you?"
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"- It is now. - I'll do it."
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"We're a good team."
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"That fellow's on the phone from the restaurant."
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"- Who? - The flannel man with protruding ankles."
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"I forgot his name from the desk to here. That's how memorable he is."
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"Okay, thank you."
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"- Where are you going? - To talk to Luke."
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"- I think you're right. Mushroom. - Great."
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"- Tell me more about your wedding. - Just started planning, not much to tell."
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"Have you decided on anything yet? Location or the music for the ceremony?"
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"We'll probably just wind up playing something off a CD."
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"CD's can be very unreliable. They break sometimes or they skip..."
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"or the person assigned to turn them on and off gets distracted..."
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"and the whole ceremony is ruined."
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"- I hadn't thought of that. - Have you thought about live music?"
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"- A nice string ensemble. - That sounds nice."
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"There are a couple of wonderful groups I could recommend."
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"- Sure. It doesn't hurt to check them out. - No, it doesn't."
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"- Mushroom soup. - String quartet."
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"- Luke? - Yeah. Hi."
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"- How's it going? - Pretty good. How's things with you?"
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"Not bad. Dropped some eggs. Hazard of the business."
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"- Am I catching you at a bad time? - No, it's kind of slow here."
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"So slow that Michel and I were about to get the tetherball out."
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"I never knew that's where the tether comes from."
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"Yeah, it's tied like an anchor is tethered to a rope on a boat."
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"Neat."
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"- Most people don't put that together. - Probably not."
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"- So anything else? - Yeah, actually."
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"If I needed a room or two for a couple of days, would it be possible?"
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"- You need rooms? - Like, nine."
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"- You need nine rooms? - Just for a couple of days."
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"- Wednesday and Thursday. - I can take care of that. What's it for?"
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"- No, funeral. - What?"
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"- You weren't babbling. - You've got nine rooms."
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"- Wednesday and Thursday. - You sure?"
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"- It's a done deal. - Thanks."
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"But it's always hard. You okay?"
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"- Yeah, I'm okay. - Can I help you with anything else?"
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"No, the rooms are help enough."
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"Are you sure? 'Cause, I'm dealing with my mom now..."
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"and I'd be happy to rush over and help with whatever."
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"You'd be doing me a favor."
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"The rooms are all I need. Thanks."
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"- You're welcome. - I got to go."
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"- Call if you need anything. - I will."
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"- Yeah. He knows. - All right. See ya."
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"Bye."
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"- It's so sad. - I know."
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"Was Luke shaken over his uncle dying?"
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"I don't know. He's so unflappable. It's hard to tell."
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"The man definitely can't be flapped."
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"- Is that my food? - More coffee here, too."
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"- Is that my food? - Yes, that's your food."
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"- Can I have it? - I'm doing all I can, folks."
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"- I asked nicely. - Watch the cord."
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"- Try ducking. - You should update to a cordless."
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"- We noticed. - I can't serve and be on the phone."
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"We noticed that, too."
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"- Where do the poached eggs go? - Crank in the hat."
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"- I'm not a crank. You are a crank. - He is a crank."
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"- And the French toast? - The lady with the giant purse."
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"- This is not good. - Fall back, cowboy."
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"- What are you doing? - Come here."
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"Stay on the phone and give me these."
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"- Where do they go? - Table by the window."
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"- Don't you number your tables? - No."
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"If I said a number, you wouldn't know what table's what number."
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"- But all restaurants number their tables. - They go to table five."
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"- By the window, Wilma. - Got it, Gertie."
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"But mine's a quarter caf. Three-fourths decaf, one-fourth caffeinated."
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"- And four-fourths don't care. - Fill it up."
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"- Sorry about this. - It's okay."
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"The world's full of people who micromanage their lives..."
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"- No, I got it. - Do you know how?"
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"Do I? I'm Cathy Coffee, mister..."
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"- Where's Jess? - I don't know."
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"- School? - Please. Probably upstairs."
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"Really? Excuse me."
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"- It's too strong. - It's not."
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"- You're on the phone. - Not everyone likes it strong."
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"Then I shall convert them. I'm the Jehovah's coffee girl."
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"Jess, open up. I know you're in there."
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"Aren't we bright-eyed and bushy-tailed."
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"- Luke needs you downstairs. - Why?"
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"He's on the phone, Caesar's off today, the place is packed. He needs help."
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"- I'll be down in a minute. - No. Now."
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"I'm in the middle of something."
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"Assume that Jeanie's gonna get Major Healey out of whatever he's in."
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"- I need some more Equal. - There's one right there."
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"I need seven."
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"You're not squirreling these away in your pocket for home use, are you?"
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"- No, I use seven in my coffee. - Okay. Good. Then allow me."
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"There you go. Go ahead and give that a taste."
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"- See if it's to your liking. - Okay."
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"- Perfection. - Good."
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"- You're very graceful. - She pushed me."
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"As long as it's not your arm. We need your arm."
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