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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Dead Uncles and Vegetables (S02E02)

"I'll still remember that your DAR meeting is that Tuesday."
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"When you're tasting anything, the first taste acclimates the palate..."
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"One is to acclimate, two is for foundation, and three is to judge."
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"- Do me a favor and tell Michel that... - Lorelai, please."
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"Thanks."
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"While we're on the subject, bridesmaids' outfits."
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"- Can't you call him back? - Have your third taste."
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"Lorelai! Is she always this scattered?"
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"- She's the stablest person I know. - That's very sad."
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"What?"
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"- I just got some family coming in. - Reunion? We can get the tetherball out."
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"Luke, I'm so sorry. Here I was babbling about tetherball."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"It's okay. It sounds like he went peaceful. He was 85."
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"- In a minute. - Is that my food?"
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"- More coffee for me, too. - Shut up, Kirk."
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"Your reenactment of Jerry Lewis in The Diner Guy will wow the critics."
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"You should number your tables."
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"- Cool. Which one is that? - The table by the window."
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"- How about that coffee? - I got it."
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"to the point where they can't wait an extra second."
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"- We're running out of coffee. - I'll make some more."
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"the bastard offspring of Mrs. Folger and Juan Valdez."
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"Thanks for spoiling it for me."
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"- Sue me. - I could've broken my neck."
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"He spent most of his life here but retired to Orlando."
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"He wanted to be buried in Stars Hollow?"
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"Before my dad died, he asked me if I'd look out for him."
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"Got it. Good man, that dad of yours."
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"Great. That's done. Okay."
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"Are they arranged like this for any particular reason?"
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"- I wanted to make them tonight. - Sorry."
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"Across the street?"
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"Wait a minute. I know you."
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"That's right. Good memory. How are you?"
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"- Is that your market? - Yes, that's my market."
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"Excuse me."
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"Thank you."
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"- See you, Mr. Doose. - I want to lie down."
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"- Luke from Luke's diner. - Nine rooms for Luke from Luke's diner."
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"It's this company's sample place setting. Emily set me up with them."
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"- Because you said 'turnips. ' - No, I didn't."
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"- Still serving breakfast? - We serve it all day. What'll you have?"
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"- Two eggs up on toast. - Up, huh?"
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"- Where's Luke? - He's busy with some stuff..."
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"Boy, it's freezing out there."
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"Yes, it's quite a cold snap. How about a hot blonde with sand?"
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"- Hello. - Taking a little break?"
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"I say to the people, 'I'll be back in a jiff. '"
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"can take a break now and then."
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"Luke, it's me."
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"said they were too exhausted from a fishing trip."
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"and I have to confirm them for Louie's funeral."
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"The chair recognizes Taylor Doose. Taylor, you have the floor."
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"against this hirsute hippie who opened a produce stand in the park."
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"- We certainly are entertaining, Mac. - Indubitably, Tosh."
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"- Transcript? - Taylor, this isn't Charlie Rose."
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"We'll talk."
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"Patty, how would you feel if this guy decided to open..."
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"Guys, come on. You heard me calling you. Stop."
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"- He hit on my wife repeatedly. - Toto was always different after that."
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"I'd toss her something to fetch. She'd run after it and then forget about it."
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"- And not soft things. Hard things. - Rocks and small tools."
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"- A real loner. - To hell with you guys. Who needs you?"
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"The danger of Emily-world is that you don't always know you're in it..."
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"Have you run the numbers on any of this? What is this costing you?"
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"- You're coming out of it. Keep going. - No, it's not what I want."
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"- That's Louie. - Nice tan."
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"- May I? - Give it a shot."
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"Other people would have loved to have those baseball cards."
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"But, no. My uncle, King Tut, has to take all of them to the afterlife with him."
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"Thanks for doing the very least you could possibly do."
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"A tad."
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"He knows."
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"Bad vibe sandwich just came in. You better retreat."
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"I gave up on that dream a long time ago."
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"I have to go. I'll see you for dinner tonight."
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"- Especially the ones that were suing him. - Stop. Sorry, Father."
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"- He's not so far off. - You are not your uncle."
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"Yeah, plus you're all see-through and gauzy."
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"Made enough money to do some traveling. Have you been to Israel?"
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"- It wasn't? - No, no way."
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"- Wait a minute. - Welcome."
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"Finally, one of the kids gets courageous and goes sauntering up to the door."
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"Louie grabs it, says 'Thank you,' and slams the door in his face."
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"- I'm sorry I never met him. - He was colorful."
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"One day I'm at the post office in line when Louie just about knocks me over."
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"I got one. Louie was parked outside Al's Pancake World..."
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"and I was trying to pull in the space behind him."
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"All of a sudden, he starts to back up. I honked my horn..."
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"We're not in, so... Bashed my thumb. Leave a message."
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"I'm tired of this ridiculous machine. I get it every time..."
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"That was close."
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"...Rory are always out. What is it that you do?"
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"Is your house that awful you can't be in it? It's too much excitement."
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"What isn't in Emily's rules of conduct?"
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"I don't want to talk to a machine. Call you later."
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"If you had your way, you'd lock us up like veal. You want veal children."
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"We're not in, so... Bashed my thumb. Leave a message."
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"- It's me again... - You are talking to a machine."
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"...don't forget that my DAR meeting's on Tuesday..."
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"It's burned into my brain. It's there forever."
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"...and the women are all extremely punctual."
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"When I'm senile and gaga and drooling into a cup..."
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"and I can't remember my name..."
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"I'll talk to you about some other things later."
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"I'd have to be deprogrammed by cult deprogrammers..."
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"to get that Tuesday out of my brain."
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"We're not in, so... Bashed my thumb. Leave a message."
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"- Your phone message is annoying... - Unbelievable."
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"...you know how annoying it is?"
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"I think I have a standard against which to measure it."
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"...you heard it lately?"
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"Can't because I'm amputating my ears."
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"...don't say your name. That thumb bashing thing, is that a joke?"
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"Why is that your jokes are always..."
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"An earless world, what a dream."
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"Haven't you already tasted that soup twice, Mom?"
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"- You keeping a running count? - I'm morbidly fascinated."
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"the second establishes a foundation, the third is to make your decision."
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