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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

""no food or drinks in the Fiero, not even groceries" rule."
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"Barney. That's like the third one in a row that you've screwed up."
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"Well, I'm trying, but it's..."
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"Look. You fold twice to the middle, fold back and forth, pull the ends out,"
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"flip over, open the flaps, fold the edges, crease the front, fold in half,"
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"Or would you like one of my kindergartners to show you?"
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"No."
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"Aw, nerts."
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"The food rule is insane. We could have died because of it."
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"Dude, I told you that doesn't work. It's the 100K fiasco."
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"It was just before winter break our freshman year of college."
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"Marshall and I were roommates, but we weren't really good friends yet."
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"I thought Ted was a little bit pretentious."
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"And Marshall was a total slob."
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"I know we see enough of each other as it is,"
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"but if you want a ride, I could use the gas money."
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"You live in Ohio, right? I could swing through and pick you up."
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"All right, first of all, my parents live in Ohio."
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"I live in the moment."
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"We're both really invested in making this long-distance thing work, so..."
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"All right, well, call me if you change your mind."
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"My odometer's going to hit 100K."
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"She'd be so bummed if I left early."
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"I mean, Karen brought it up first, but I..."
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"Yeah."
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"Dude, we're college freshmen."
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"I'm not going to get tied down by the first chick I hook up with."
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"Lily's cool, but this bird you'll never chain, you know?"
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"The next few hours of our drive were classic road trip."
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"It's the only song I like."
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"Tape's been stuck in the player for, like, two years."
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"Better than nothing, though."
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"Maybe."
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"I am so... sick... of this song."
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"Don't worry. It comes around again."
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"What do you mean?"
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"# Just to be the man who walks 1,000 miles #"
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"# And falls down at your door... #"
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"Yeah, we totally nailed the ending."
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"Hey, you want to play Zitch Dog?"
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"- What? - Uh, it's a car game."
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"- I'm pretty good, so... - Zitch dog."
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"Okay, that's cool. You got the first point."
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"- Zitch dog. - Zitch dog. Damn it!"
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"12-nothing."
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"Marshall."
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"- Marshall. - Zitch dog, blue Suburban."
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"18-nothing."
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"Where the hell are we?!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on."
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"I think you skipped something."
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"Really? Seems impossible."
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"Hey, we got some time."
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"Robert Frost."
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"Who's not fun enough now, Karen?"
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"Then we got lost."
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"Where the hell are we?!"
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"We're almost out of gas, and we might not even be on a road anymore."
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"Plus, I only have, like, six granola bars and three bottles of water."
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"No food or drink in the Fiero."
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"Thus began the longest night of our lives."
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"Eat my flesh."
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"Slice me open like a tauntaun, whatever."
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"Thanks, Ted."
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"You're a good friend."
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"And if I die first, you just leave my body alone."
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"What?"
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"I just said you could cut me open and crawl inside me."
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"Yeah, don't do any of that stuff to me; it skeeves me out."
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"But... but you're dead, and I'm gonna die if I don't."
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"This is all because of your insane no-food rule."
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"Hey."
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"I know we're low on gas,"
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"but can we turn on the heat for just a minute?"
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"I hate to say this..."
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"but it's so cold..."
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"there's only one way that we're gonna make it through this night."
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"I never told anybody this, but..."
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"I've known for a long time that I'm gonna marry that girl."
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"If we survive this, someday I'm gonna marry her."
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"I'm sorry about your spectacles."
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"Hey, Marshall."
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"Yeah?"
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"Yeah."
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"And so Marshall and I thought we were gonna die out there in the middle of nowhere."
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"But funny thing..."
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"Hey. You lovers better just keep on driving."
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"- Zitch dog! - Damn it!"
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"You said you were gonna marry me that long ago?"
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"That is so sweet."
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"That trip is when Marshall and I became best friends."
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"With privileges, from the sound of it."
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"Eriksen."
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"Wow."
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"Looks like he really needs a hug."
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"He said it would be at least 3,000 bucks to make it run again."
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"And even then, there's no guarantee."
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"Well, it's a pretty old car."
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"Yeah. You can keep prolonging its life,"
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"but it's really mostly machine at this point."
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"but it's my Fiero, you know?"
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"I'm about to graduate and take some sellout corporate law job,"
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"and without that Fiero, I'm just another guy in a suit."
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"- How dare you... - Hey."
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"I've been through so much in that car."
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"The suicidal cat."
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"The homeless guy who broke in through the window"
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"Guys, what are you talking about?"
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"Okay. Shortly after we met Robin,"
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"she and I were jonesing for Thai food from this one place."
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"An hour and a half delivery. We can't wait that long."
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"I wish we could take the Fiero, but Marshall has this insane no-food rule."
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"But Thai food, Lily."
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"Pad Yum Mao."
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"Tom Kai Gah."
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"Thai See Ran."
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"Oh! You're just saying random syllables, and it still sounds delicious."
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"Okay. Here's what we'll do."
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"We'll drive over, pick it up, have them double-bag it,"
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"and he'll never know."
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