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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"I'd even consider not trying to sleep with her if that's what it takes."
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"Guys, I've decided to seduce Michelle."
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"Guys, that was great. Let's take five."
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"Hey, babe, did you like it after my bass solo when I flicked my pick at you?"
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"That rocked."
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"Oh, uh, sure. Um..."
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"- It's cool. You'll find it later. - Oh, cool."
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"I wish I didn't have to go to work in the morning."
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"But, babe, you got to go to work."
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"You got to play our demo on your show."
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"Oh, well, you know, it's not a show. It's the news."
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"Right. So you can be, like, "Hey, did you hear there's some news?"
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"There's a rad band you guys should check out." And then play it."
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"Or just, like, the first three songs."
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"And now it's time for "Puppy Corner,""
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"some little angels looking for a new home,"
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"courtesy of the Midtown Animal Shelter."
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"♪ Murder climb aboard the Murder Train ♪"
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"♪ Murder climb aboard the Murder Train ♪"
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"Hey, a lot of puppies got adopted."
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"Of course, a lot of the people calling in"
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"thought we were going to kill them."
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"Robin, your revertigo is really starting to affect your work."
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"What's revertigo?"
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"It's a stupid, made-up word with no meaning."
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"No. It's a phenomenon where, when you're around people from your past,"
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"you start behaving like them."
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"Oh. One example of that springs to mind."
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"I think we all know what it is."
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"Yeah. Ted."
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"Me?"
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"it's like, all of a sudden, Ted's in high school again."
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"Okay, okay. First of all, his name is Adam Punciarello, and I don't do that."
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"Ooh. That must be Adam."
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"- 'Sup, Punchy? - 'Sup, Shmosby?!"
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"- You want to go? - I'm already there!"
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"- Come on! - This is it!"
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"Dude, seriously, I'm sorry about your dad."
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"Yeah, it was a real shock."
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"I can't believe you, of all people, are saying this."
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"Why?"
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"No reason."
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"Robin, the point is,"
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"what are you doing? I mean, this guy?"
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"Okay, you want the truth?"
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"I like Simon."
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"We know you do, honey, but we're worried about you."
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"You're worried? Okay, hold on."
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"Is there any version of this conversation"
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"where you guys don't sound like my parents?"
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"I don't know."
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"Is there any version where you don't sound like a 16-year-old?"
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"That's exactly what my mom would say."
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"No. If I was your mom, I would say, "We forbid you from seeing this boy.""
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"No, I'm sorry, but it's for your own good."
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"This is my life!"
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"You guys just don't get it! You've never felt the way that I feel!"
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"No, no. We were once young and in love, too."
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"Yeah, like, a billion years ago."
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"You've been drinking, haven't you?"
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"Yeah, we all have. You bought the last round."
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"You're not going to that show tonight!"
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"Oh, yes, I am, and you know what else?"
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"Tonight, after the show, Simon and I are going all the way!"
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"Young lady, get back here!"
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"Thanks for your help."
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"- Hey, so, today at work... - Not now, Ted!"
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"Hey, Simon. Great show."
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"- You guys still rock. - Yeah."
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"They totally dug my bass solo."
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"Why can't I always feel this alive?!"
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"God, I just love seeing you so happy."
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"Yeah. About that."
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"Listen, babe."
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"It's over."
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"What?"
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"I'm getting back together with Louise Marsh."
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"What? You're kidding me."
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"You're breaking up with me?"
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"Again?"
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"F-For the same ex-girlfriend? In the same van?"
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"What is it? Her-Her parents got a pool?"
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"Is that still the reason?"
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"Well..."
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"her folks did just put in a Jacuz."
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"I'm sorry, Robin."
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"I'm fine, really."
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"- You feel me, Chelle? - Mm-hmm, for reals."
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"- He a scrub. - Mm. True dat."
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"I'm get me my champagne and grape soda on."
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"So, how's Columbia?"
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"Great!"
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"I'm almost done with my dissertation."
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"I'm getting a PhD in behavioral psychology."
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"Can I make an observation?"
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"I know."
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"Whenever I'm around Lily, she just brings out that side of me."
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"There's a psychological term for the phenomenon."
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"- Revertigo? - No."
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"Actually, it's associative regression."
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"Oh, no, you did not just put on my jam!"
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"One by one, we all had to go home."
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"Soon, it was just Robin."
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"All right. I can't find your video."
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"I've wasted three days tr..."
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"What's the matter?"
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"Simon dumped me in his van after the show."
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"Yeah, Robin, that was, like, ten years ago."
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"No, tonight."
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"Really?"
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"Oh, come here."
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"Come here."
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"when I was young, I was so..."
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"vulnerable and-and open to things, you know?"
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"And..."
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"I guess I just..."
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"I wanted to feel that way again."
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"I wanted to be 16 again."
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"Robin,"
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"You want to be 16 again?"
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