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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Water, Water Everywhere (S01E01)

"'Why are you whistling, Mr. Howell?'"
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"[chuckles] Bird call."
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"* Ta-di-di *"
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"[whistling]"
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"Now the master plan, you see"
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"is these two people distract you"
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"and while your back is turned.."
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"Huh?"
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"Who'd do a thing like that?"
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"Please! Shh! No names."
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"- How many are there? - Now, there's two."
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"Ha-hard to tell, you see, in a crowd."
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"Mrs. Howell and I both knew if this should happen"
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"that your name would be mud."
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"Oh, changing my name wouldn't do any good."
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"The Skipper could still find me. He knows what I look like."
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"- Good luck, my boy. - Goodnight, Mr. Howell."
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"And thanks for the warning. You sure you can't tell their names?"
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"I would never forgive myself."
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"I better turn in. Goodnight."
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"[whistling]"
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"'Ooh! My goodness, me now!'"
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"'Why has Gilligan left the water bag unguarded?'"
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"'Anybody who wanted to steal it could have stolen it by now.'"
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"Now, where in the world could Gilligan be?"
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"- Here I am. - Oh!"
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"My goodness, Gilligan, where were you?"
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"I was hiding behind the bush."
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"Lucky for you, you didn't try to steal any water."
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"Oh, Gilligan. You silly, suspicious boy."
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"Why in the world would I do a thing like that?"
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"Skipper told me that you were on guard duty"
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"so I came over to keep you company."
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"Gee, thanks."
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"Gee, Gilligan. I don't know how you do it."
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"I mean, hour after hour after hour."
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"(Ginger) Don't you ever get sleepy?"
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"I mean, don't you ever find that your eyes are getting heavier"
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"and heavier and wanting to close?"
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"Arms so heavy, heavy, you can't keep 'em up."
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"Don't you ever feel that you're going"
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"into a deep, deep, deep sleep?"
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"- Nope. - Ah!"
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"Of course not. A big, strong man"
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"like you would never fall asleep."
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"'I mean a big, strong man like you.'"
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"'Your right eye could never get so heavy.'"
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"'There, hold it open.'"
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"Big, strong man like you could never, never, never fall asleep."
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"No, I could never fall.."
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"[snoring]"
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"'Sleep. Asleep!'"
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"Goodbye, Gilligan."
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"Gilligan!"
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"Advance and be recognized, Skipper."
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"- Right this way. - What's all the big fuss about?"
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"I'll show you. Ladies."
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"Mrs. Howell."
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"Gilligan, you're lucky. It's all there."
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"Now, aren't you all ashamed of yourselves?"
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"I'm ashamed we got caught."
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"- And you, Gilligan-- - Skipper, I-I-I don't--"
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"Gilligan, what have you been doing all this time?"
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"I made a new divining rod. Look."
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"Oh, it takes a very special technique"
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"to make a divining rod."
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"Will you stop being sore at me if it hits water?"
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"I promise I will never ever get sore at you again"
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"if that divining rod hits water."
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"- 'Well, let me see it.' - No."
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"The boy needs therapy."
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"Darn clever, Professor. Sure beats digging by hand."
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"But we've gotta keep our fingers crossed."
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"Gilligan spilled every drop of water we had left."
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"Hi, Skipper. Hi, Professor."
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"I don't blame you for not talking to me"
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"but I wanna help."
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"Well, if you want me to go away, just nod."
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"I'll give you one more chance. If you want me to go.."
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"...away. Fine."
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"- Gee, I'm thirsty. - Oh, I told you."
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"Concentrate on your sewing. It'll take your mind off of it."
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"That's what I did. Well, sewing reminded me of dresses."
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"And dresses reminded me of wool. Wool reminded me of sheep"
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"The mountains reminded me of the desert"
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"and the desert made me thirsty again."
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"Hi, girls. Came by to cheer you up."
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"I doubt if you can cheer us up."
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"We're making a sheet to catch the morning dew."
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"If we're lucky, we'll get a thimbleful of water."
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"Look on the bright side, we might find a spring soon."
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"If we don't, it might rain."
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"If it doesn't rain, people sometimes last--"
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"Gee, Gilligan, do you really want to cheer us up?"
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"- Yeah, what can I do? - Go cheer up the Howells."
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"I can't understand it, Thurston."
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"All that nonsense about a divining rod to bring water."
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"'Uh, yes, I know. Totally unscientific.'"
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"- Mm, are you ready? - Yes, yes. Ha ha."
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"Anytime you are, my dear. One, two, three."
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"* Ha-hunga-hunga-hunga-ha *"
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"* Hunga-hunga-hunga-ha *"
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"* Hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga *"
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"- Ah! Rain! - Rain!"
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"You're not listening."
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"I don't understand it, Thurston."
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"It worked last year in Yellowstone Park"
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"for the Cherokees."
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"What's wrong, anyway?"
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"Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Howell."
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"Now I know what's wrong."
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"Dear folks, every time I try to do something right"
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"everything goes wrong."
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"Maybe everybody will be better off without me."
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"I make nothing but mistakes."
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"Even make a mistake writing mistakes."
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"[croaking]"
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"Could you mind getting your wet feet off my desk here?"
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"Come on. Let's go."
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"[croaking]"
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