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Clips from Daria (1997) - Fair Enough (S02E02)

Yes! Uh, I... won it in a raffle.

"Yes! Uh, I... won it in a raffle."

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that Tolstoy felt he had to make War and Peace so darned...

"that Tolstoy felt he had to make War and Peace so darned..."

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Good morning, young people.

"Good morning, young people."

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I might as well do something that challenges me as a teen

"I might as well do something that challenges me as a teen"

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"Preserve me from the vengeance..."

""Preserve me from the vengeance...""

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Daria, what will you be doing at the fair?

"Daria, what will you be doing at the fair?"

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Nothing says support like you and Dad leading a rousing cheer from the footlights.

"Nothing says support like you and Dad leading a rousing cheer from the footlights."

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Should we try out for the play?

"Should we try out for the play?"

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Yeah. We have more important things to do.

"Yeah. We have more important things to do."

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Let's go to Cashman's and try on sequined gowns.

"Let's go to Cashman's and try on sequined gowns."

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I'm happy you're auditioning.

"I'm happy you're auditioning."

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If you get the part it'll be just like me getting it, only not.

"If you get the part it'll be just like me getting it, only not."

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Umbilical cord sculpture, next on Sick, Sad World.

"Umbilical cord sculpture, next on Sick, Sad World."

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Honestly, Quinn, I'm just tapped out.

"Honestly, Quinn, I'm just tapped out."

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I thought I'd be nervous, but I was cool as a cucumber.

"I thought I'd be nervous, but I was cool as a cucumber."

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Until I walked on stage and found myself in front of the crowd standing room only.

"Until I walked on stage and found myself in front of the crowd standing room only."

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Oh, Palamon, who has such love for me.

"Oh, Palamon, who has such love for me."

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For which he is deserving of... death.

"For which he is deserving of... death."

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Oh, Palamon, who has such love for me...

"Oh, Palamon, who has such love for me..."

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Uh, shall we begin?

"Uh, shall we begin?"

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I do, Kevvy... I mean Palimony.

"I do, Kevvy... I mean Palimony."

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Kevin, you're really doing something special with Palamon.

"Kevin, you're really doing something special with Palamon."

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But... aren't I Palamon?

"But... aren't I Palamon?"

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Right here.

"Right here."

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With a hey-nonny-nonny, tra-la, tra-la.

"With a hey-nonny-nonny, tra-la, tra-la."

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Daria, I have to rehearse.

"Daria, I have to rehearse."

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It's not like I want you there.

"It's not like I want you there."

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Stop it, you two.

"Stop it, you two."

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I hope the other girls weren't too disappointed that you got the part over them.

"I hope the other girls weren't too disappointed that you got the part over them."

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Well, let's see. Sandi was really nice about it.

"Well, let's see. Sandi was really nice about it."

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And Brittany just kind of made noises.

"And Brittany just kind of made noises."

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I guess she's speechless with joy that you and Kevin are going to be acting together.

"I guess she's speechless with joy that you and Kevin are going to be acting together."

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For your information, Daria,

"For your information, Daria,"

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Did she volunteer to get him a dainty transplant for his head so he could remember them?

"Did she volunteer to get him a dainty transplant for his head so he could remember them?"

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Nah. I'm cool.

"Nah. I'm cool."

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'Cause, you know, I don't want anything to distract you from your performance.

"'Cause, you know, I don't want anything to distract you from your performance."

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Hey, my man! Cool threads.

"Hey, my man! Cool threads."

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You calling me a wuss?

"You calling me a wuss?"

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Helen. Jake.

"Helen. Jake."

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You suck. You suck!

"You suck. You suck!"

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Congratulations on Quinn getting the lead in the play.

"Congratulations on Quinn getting the lead in the play."

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Well, poor Sandi's acting is a little subtle.

"Well, poor Sandi's acting is a little subtle."

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Mr. O'Neill was obviously looking for someone over the top.

"Mr. O'Neill was obviously looking for someone over the top."

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You got my name right. Somebody actually...

"You got my name right. Somebody actually..."

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Next!

"Next!"

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Hey, I wanted to come, remember?

"Hey, I wanted to come, remember?"

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I am the brave Sir Chuck, Sir Chuck, manly and strong and quick...

"I am the brave Sir Chuck, Sir Chuck, manly and strong and quick..."

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Feisty. Hey! Andrea! You like madrigals?

"Feisty. Hey! Andrea! You like madrigals?"

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Don't touch me, you Howdy-Doody-looking creep.

"Don't touch me, you Howdy-Doody-looking creep."

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Good afternoon, young men.

"Good afternoon, young men."

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You're about to learn firsthand the profit-generating principles by which games of chance...

"You're about to learn firsthand the profit-generating principles by which games of chance..."

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Yes!

"Yes!"

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and I just saw him and I said hi and he pretended like he didn't even see me.

"and I just saw him and I said hi and he pretended like he didn't even see me."

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I know.

"I know."

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Oh, I'm sure she'll do a good job.

"Oh, I'm sure she'll do a good job."

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It was Ms. Barch's idea.

"It was Ms. Barch's idea."

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You will marry a man while still in your prime.

"You will marry a man while still in your prime."

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Then, after putting him through school

"Then, after putting him through school"

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But you'll be better off without him. Much better off.

"But you'll be better off without him. Much better off."

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I'll pass. Knowing the present is bad enough.

"I'll pass. Knowing the present is bad enough."

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Do I look desperate to you?

"Do I look desperate to you?"

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Crusades! Crusades!

"Crusades! Crusades!"

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Ladies... wait till you hear the Ballad of the Misunderstood Minstrel.

"Ladies... wait till you hear the Ballad of the Misunderstood Minstrel."

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Hey, come on. Listen to my song.

"Hey, come on. Listen to my song."

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Can't. We're full up.

"Can't. We're full up."

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They're this really weird shade of red.

"They're this really weird shade of red."

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I'll pay you double.

"I'll pay you double."

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All aboard.

"All aboard."

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... cesarean

"... cesarean"

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because Sandi's head was so round and smooth and not flat and bumpy like the other babies.

"because Sandi's head was so round and smooth and not flat and bumpy like the other babies."

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so her head was quite round, too.

"so her head was quite round, too."

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That's great, especially since giving birth can be risky for women over 35.

"That's great, especially since giving birth can be risky for women over 35."

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Now, let's bow our heads for a moment and remember poor James Dean.

"Now, let's bow our heads for a moment and remember poor James Dean."

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I will make a dainty garland...

"I will make a dainty garland..."

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We came by to wish you luck.

"We came by to wish you luck."

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Not that you'll need it.

"Not that you'll need it."

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You really think so?

"You really think so?"

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You're really talented, Quinn.

"You're really talented, Quinn."

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Well, okay:

"Well, okay:"

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"I will make a dainty garland for my head and sing."

""I will make a dainty garland for my head and sing.""

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Oh, yeah.

"Oh, yeah."

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But you, Quinn, with your... special talent, you said,

"But you, Quinn, with your... special talent, you said,"

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Now, I know we don't take a highway to school, babe.

"Now, I know we don't take a highway to school, babe."

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Are you sure?

"Are you sure?"

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and he still didn't ask me out again.

"and he still didn't ask me out again."

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Don't we get utensils?

"Don't we get utensils?"

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Pops?!

"Pops?!"

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Come on, Quinn's play's about to start, anyway.

"Come on, Quinn's play's about to start, anyway."

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Next!

"Next!"

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Why would I do that?

"Why would I do that?"

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This is revolting. I think I'm going to be sick.

"This is revolting. I think I'm going to be sick."

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I will make a dainty garland. I will make...

"I will make a dainty garland. I will make..."

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Come on, man...

"Come on, man..."

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Thanks, Jeffy.

"Thanks, Jeffy."

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Who am I supposed to be again?

"Who am I supposed to be again?"

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It started with a "P"?

"It started with a "P"?"

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"I will make a dainty garland for my head and sing."

""I will make a dainty garland for my head and sing.""

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Yes, right now. Before I commit justifiable homicide.

"Yes, right now. Before I commit justifiable homicide."

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Uh-oh, someone just put us in a position of responsibility.

"Uh-oh, someone just put us in a position of responsibility."

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I just wanted the play to go well.

"I just wanted the play to go well."

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See, in another life, you were a woman, which explains why you have feelings.

"See, in another life, you were a woman, which explains why you have feelings."

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Very, very soon.

"Very, very soon."

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Must have been cool to see the ox carts rolling through the streets,

"Must have been cool to see the ox carts rolling through the streets,"

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And the real Robin Hood actually lived in the 1300s.

"And the real Robin Hood actually lived in the 1300s."

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King Edward II busted Robin and his band of outlaws poaching deer.

"King Edward II busted Robin and his band of outlaws poaching deer."

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Robin was so grateful, from that day on he insisted on giving the king his bath.

"Robin was so grateful, from that day on he insisted on giving the king his bath."

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I could have sworn I had money budgeted for a new roof under capital improvements.

"I could have sworn I had money budgeted for a new roof under capital improvements."

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Oh, well. Everyone makes mistakes.

"Oh, well. Everyone makes mistakes."

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Is that a polygraph machine?

"Is that a polygraph machine?"

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I don't know where we'll get the money for repairs.

"I don't know where we'll get the money for repairs."

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Boogie Bash '70s Revival Night?

"Boogie Bash '70s Revival Night?"

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No, we'll have to come up with something

"No, we'll have to come up with something"

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that truly captures the spirit of student life at Lawndale High.

"that truly captures the spirit of student life at Lawndale High."

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I have a very sad announcement.

"I have a very sad announcement."

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Great. There goes the only place I can go to be alone.

"Great. There goes the only place I can go to be alone."

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Oh, you know that's not true.

"Oh, you know that's not true."

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To raise money for repairs, the school will be presenting a medieval fair,

"To raise money for repairs, the school will be presenting a medieval fair,"

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simulating life in the middle ages.

"simulating life in the middle ages."

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Those who refuse to volunteer must voluntarily purchase a ticket for ten dollars

"Those who refuse to volunteer must voluntarily purchase a ticket for ten dollars"

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or voluntarily face suspension.

"or voluntarily face suspension."

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