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Clips from Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce - Rule #426: Fantasyland: A Great Place to Visit (S01E01)

"God."
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"You're so cranky today."
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"You know, I just... I don't want to be doing this."
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"I don't have time to be doing this, and I already have a suit."
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"So, if you could just focus, we can get through this faster."
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"(CELL PHONE CHIMES)"
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"(SINGSONG) Yeah. I'm shopping my way to inner peace and calm."
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"How is that going?"
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"(SINGSONG) Eat me."
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"So, well. It's going well."
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"Rocking the boots."
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"Oh, crap. Jesus, God, no."
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"You know what, Max? I am not wearing this to the gala."
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"I just... It's for sexy time."
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"Diego, he just messed up his thumb doing karate."
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"Karate."
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"He's so stupid."
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"Who's Diego? (SIGHS)"
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"He's my shortstop and my cleanup hitter."
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"I got to get a good thumb protocol in place, stem any swelling."
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"(MOUTHING) Sorry."
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"Charles! I'm out, I'm out."
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"Hey, I need you to move all my afternoon drive-bys"
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"and reschedule the Struger meeting."
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"Yes, you can say it's an emergency!"
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"Should that be an oxymoron?"
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"You look like a lion tamer's assistant, only the lion ate your pants."
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"Okay. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Or Vika likes very high boots"
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"and very short shorts"
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"What's going on?"
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"at school the other day."
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"Wow. Thank you so much, Lyla."
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"ABBY: Unreal."
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"LYLA: I told you, 60/40 I could keep a secret off the clock."
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"It's not what you think."
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"I'm actually trying to help save Vika's marriage."
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"Well, what are the therapeutic qualities of your vagina"
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"for the married couple?"
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"I can't imagine why people think you have anger issues, Lyla."
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"Okay, um, you know what?"
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"Phoebe, why don't you buy your boots?"
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"Yeah."
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"And, Lyla, why don't you just try something else on?"
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"I don't have anger issues."
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"How many times have you said that this week?"
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"I'm just saying I think you should do something about it."
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"For example?"
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"Find something that relaxes you,"
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"Don't murder Dan. Don't murder Dan."
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"I hadn't thought of that,"
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"but I will take it into consideration."
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"ABBY: But I mean, practically speaking,"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You guys, I got to go write. I love you."
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"Bye. Bye."
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"No, he's my physical therapist, body-worker guy."
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"I'm going to text you his number right now."
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"So you think what I need is a back rub?"
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"(CELL PHONE CHIMING)"
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"Please, for the love of God, will you just do this?"
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"Mmm-hmm. It's so easy."
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"He's just gonna come to your house."
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"Just tell him that you're my friend."
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"That's all you have to do. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm."
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"Okay, also, I'm gonna get chakra realignment..."
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"Don't... You needn't finish that sentence. No."
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"Thought I would try that. Okay. You needn't."
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"Just call Damon Cash."
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"He'll take care of you. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm."
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"Love your face."
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"and I hear,"
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"(BUZZING)"
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"Total white noise."
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"I can't hear anything. YouTube it."
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"I'm looking around like an idiot. (LAUGHS) Oh, my God."
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"Why are we even talking."
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"No, I sound like such a douche."
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"So I'm basically deaf."
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"And somebody smacks me in the back of the head,"
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"kind of hard..."
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"Thwack and schwink."
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"It all comes rushing back."
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"Everybody's applausing and crazy..."
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"Paul Newman just smacked me... Smacked you in the head."
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"...back into my senses."
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"And he leans into my ear, and he says, "Hey, schmuck."
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""You just won. Get your ass up onstage."
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""I got to piss like a racehorse.""
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"True story. Wow."
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"let alone the "I just won an Oscar for Best Screenplay.""
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"That's incredible."
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"Wow."
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"Um, that..."
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"...is not even the super-secret awesome part of the story."
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"Yeah, what's that?"
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"No."
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"Oh, come on. It's not first-date material."
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"All right, well, I am not gonna tell you my,"
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""I was almost Oprah's best friend" story,"
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"because that's not first-date material either."
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"Wait. Really? Yes."
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"Lunch, dinner, lunch again, like, three-day BFFs."
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"You were Gayle King for three days?"
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"I would probably be in Aspen with Oprah right now."
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"That makes me very happy for the health of Gayle King."
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"ABBY: Thank you."
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"WAITER: Enjoy."
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"I have to say that I was actually really nervous"
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"that we wouldn't have anything to talk about in person,"
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"Are you kidding me? We covered everything."
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"We did. Relationship troubles."
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"Our jobs, our kids. Yeah."
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"Our peccadilloes."
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"But not as much as I love your actual peccadilloes."
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"Ooh, stop saying that word."
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"Peccadilloes."
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"Yeah, it's not really a sexy word."
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"No, it sounds kind of like a bird with a dildo beak."
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"But we digress all over the place."
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