Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from One Day at a Time - A Snowman's Tale (S01E01)

"unless they want to be part of a very unfortunate story in the news."
One Day at a Time
"Well, not now."
One Day at a Time
"I'm a little hyped up, if you can't tell."
One Day at a Time
"Take it easy. It's just a first date."
One Day at a Time
"Just have fun. No pressure."
One Day at a Time
"No pressure, Jerry?"
One Day at a Time
"Mira, a first date is two hearts parched in the desert,"
One Day at a Time
"quenching forever their thirst for Amor."
One Day at a Time
"Hold on."
One Day at a Time
"Dígame."
One Day at a Time
"Mami, the story of when you and papi first met."
One Day at a Time
"Cuba, 1958."
One Day at a Time
"You might wanna circle the block, Jerry."
One Day at a Time
"and I had borrowed my sister maruchi's red dress."
One Day at a Time
"And the passion fell like rain drops."
One Day at a Time
"Of the hurricane."
One Day at a Time
"And I'm circling the block."
One Day at a Time
"I was Lydia. Now..."
One Day at a Time
"How could you know? You've never left Cuba."
One Day at a Time
"And now... I never will."
One Day at a Time
"You tell me."
One Day at a Time
"but I know your date's not gonna be that good."
One Day at a Time
"Thanks, Mami."
One Day at a Time
"Tell it again."
One Day at a Time
"Then my mom says, "niña, your papi and I have a love that goes beyond death.""
One Day at a Time
"He's dead, Jerry."
One Day at a Time
"Oh, Jerry, I'm sorry."
One Day at a Time
"Okay, I'm out. You have a good night."
One Day at a Time
"- And I'MMA give you five stars. - Thank you."
One Day at a Time
"I can't tell you what it took just to get to this moment."
One Day at a Time
"I used to be in the army, but I don't wanna get off track."
One Day at a Time
"I'll tell you about that later."
One Day at a Time
"Anyway, they start all this stuff about me being..."
One Day at a Time
"So, what's everybody got going on tonight? Any fun plans?"
One Day at a Time
"I was thinking of walking the aisles at target"
One Day at a Time
"You wanna make new friends,"
One Day at a Time
"you ought to come to the bowling alley, and watch me crush some pins."
One Day at a Time
"That's a good... Oh, you're serious?"
One Day at a Time
"Well, what about you, Penelope?"
One Day at a Time
"Oh, you know, mama got a big pile of bills with her name on it."
One Day at a Time
"No, literally my name is on every bill."
One Day at a Time
"Anyway, I'm just, you know, flying solo."
One Day at a Time
"Penelope..."
One Day at a Time
"You are so brave."
One Day at a Time
"I mean, casting your man aside and striking out on your own."
One Day at a Time
"At your age, I would literally kill myself."
One Day at a Time
"It's not so bad out there for older singles like Penelope and me."
One Day at a Time
"Ugh! I felt that one in the gut."
One Day at a Time
"microwave meals now, and I dig 'em."
One Day at a Time
"Dating apps. Oh, they're great. There's guys like me out there."
One Day at a Time
"You gotta start dating again, Penelope."
One Day at a Time
"Right now, while there's still barely time."
One Day at a Time
"- I'm 38. - I know."
One Day at a Time
"Okay, okay!"
One Day at a Time
"Everybody, I really appreciate all the advice but..."
One Day at a Time
"I'm good. I don't need a date."
One Day at a Time
"I was married to Victor for 17 years, and I'm loving not having a dude around."
One Day at a Time
"Excuse me."
One Day at a Time
"I have a package for Penelope Alvarez."
One Day at a Time
"What? Why... why is everybody laughing?"
One Day at a Time
"That's me."
One Day at a Time
"Sign here."
One Day at a Time
"Okay."
One Day at a Time
"I'll remember now."
One Day at a Time
"Oh, my god! You saw that?"
One Day at a Time
"And there are hot men out there with big packages"
One Day at a Time
"and you know whose name is on those big packages?"
One Day at a Time
"So, yeah, I still got it, Michelle, but for how long?"
One Day at a Time
"Because let's face it, Lori's right,"
One Day at a Time
"when it comes to dating, 38 is basically..."
One Day at a Time
"I'm the Dr. berkowitz of women."
One Day at a Time
"I don't know what that means, but it sounds sad."
One Day at a Time
"Dr. berkowitz is my boss, remember, Michelle?"
One Day at a Time
"I'm about to have my first date in 20 years,"
One Day at a Time
"Let me explain what you're looking at."
One Day at a Time
"I don't wanna be racist, but does that mean..."
One Day at a Time
"Coke dealer?"
One Day at a Time
"Snowman means, right now, I look good,"
One Day at a Time
"because it's still winter and everything is where it's supposed to be,"
One Day at a Time
"Is about to melt."
One Day at a Time
"That's silly. You look amazing!"
One Day at a Time
"Right now, but not for long."
One Day at a Time
"I mean, I have one slight advantage, 'cause I got the latina patina."
One Day at a Time
"I am yours."
One Day at a Time
"I know, Jerry!"
One Day at a Time
"You saw that!"
One Day at a Time
"but spring is a comin', girl."
One Day at a Time
"A white girl like yourself's gotta start worrying around 30."
One Day at a Time
"Okay."
One Day at a Time
"Okay."
One Day at a Time
"Okay, what about this guy? He's a cop."
One Day at a Time
"so I could get a free makeover."
One Day at a Time
"Shut your face, my new best friend, Abby!"
One Day at a Time
"Oh, yeah, I'm sorry."
One Day at a Time
"Abby, I am hairless."
One Day at a Time
"I just mean..."
One Day at a Time
"Tramp? No."
One Day at a Time
"Of course."
One Day at a Time
"Well, when you're done thinking, can I have $100?"
One Day at a Time
"Who is a man, so..."
One Day at a Time
"We didn't get a chance to talk much, but..."
One Day at a Time
"Duh!"
One Day at a Time
"It's hard to turn it off."
One Day at a Time
"Yeah, I mean, I figured you would."
One Day at a Time
"So, what happened tonight was Finn made a plan."
One Day at a Time
"Aw, man!"
One Day at a Time
"Lo siento, mi Amor."
One Day at a Time
"Me neither!"
One Day at a Time
"I don't speak Spanish,"
One Day at a Time
"He's probably already forgotten about your date"
One Day at a Time
"So do your kids. No one wants to see your kids."
One Day at a Time
"Yeah, yeah."
One Day at a Time
"Hey, don't worry, I'll be way too busy to tell them."
One Day at a Time
"For starters, there are so many"
One Day at a Time
"I'm sorry, honey."
One Day at a Time
"I still got it!"
One Day at a Time
"Hmm..."
One Day at a Time
"You seem cool."
One Day at a Time
"Ay, no seas ridícula,"
One Day at a Time
"I'm doing this."
One Day at a Time
Show more clips