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Clips from One Day at a Time - A Snowman's Tale (S01E01)

"Also, you're sitting on him."
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"Come on, Mami, it would be nice to have your support."
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"There is nothing wrong with having dinner with a friend..."
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"Thank you."
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"If you wanna have a second dinner, wear the red lipstick."
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"I actually don't own one."
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"You can borrow mine."
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"and overcame an expected,"
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"yet still surprisingly strong anxiety attack."
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"Now I'm here."
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"Your waiter will be with you in a minute."
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"Thanks, Kristen."
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"I know you're waiting for one more, but can I start you off with an appetizer?"
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"No, you can start me off with a drink."
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"Because, Tyler, I went through hell to get here tonight."
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"My mom, my daughter, my landlord, some giant, hot baby in the bathroom."
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"Have you seen her, by the way? Please tell me she's eating something."
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"The point is, everybody had an opinion about this."
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"Okay."
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"Of course."
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"Why wouldn't you two be waiting for me?"
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"I thought you had a thing with Carmen."
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"I came home early so we could all dish."
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"Cuéntanos De todo."
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"Did he have soulful eyes?"
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"Were his teeth white, but not too white?"
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"Now the teeth are too white. What is that?"
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"He was very nice. And I'm glad I did it."
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"But, uh, wasn't two hearts in the desert like you and papi."
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"Yeah, I'm not gonna see him again."
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"See who?"
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"You didn't wanna give me the heads-up that he was here?"
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"It's Scarlet sunrise."
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"All right, everybody, get out of here,"
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"Sit down, papito."
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"- What happened to your face? - What happened to your face?"
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"I'm sorry. I was hanging out with my friends."
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"Anyway, stupid Finn pushed me into a bush and I got scratched."
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"Why do you like that kid again? Because he seems like a..."
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"Like a dick?"
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"Yes, but that's not okay that you said that."
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"Anyway, I wanna be straight with you."
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"Tonight I had a date."
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"Wait, just listen."
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"So, do you know what you want?"
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"- Let me give you a second. - Thank you."
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"You walked out?"
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"I don't want those gossiping hens to hear."
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"And I realized what I wanted wasn't a date."
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"Then what did you want?"
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"A crappy chick flick by myself."
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"And a fro-yo with three too many toppings. The kind that I make you and Elena split."
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"Aw, man!"
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"Anyway, I sent the guy a text apologizing,"
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"but I want abuelita to think that I went out with him,"
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"so that next time I don't get the third degree."
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"Next time?"
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"Yeah."
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"Because I'm pretty sure there's gonna be a next time at some point."
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"Are you okay with that?"
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"After all, women in their late 30s are in their sexual prime."
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"Oh, god! What?"
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"Tell her to stop talking to me!"
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"Anyway, dating is super weird."
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"I know! I know..."
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"Why do you know?"
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"My dumb friends have been trying to get me and this girl, Anna, together."
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"Oh, I see."
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"Then everybody bailed on purpose, so Anna and I could be alone."
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"Okay."
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"I mean, I like Anna, but I don't really want a girlfriend."
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"It was like everyone had something to say about it, but me."
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"That's exactly how I felt."
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"And you're right, dating is super weird, until it's not."
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"Well, I kinda lied to you."
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"Oh, god, what is it?"
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"Did you steal something? Did you damage something?"
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"Did you pee on something 'cause you were mad"
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"and then later you were, like, "I shouldn't have done that"?"
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"No! Who does that?"
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"These are just general examples."
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"This isn't because Finn pushed me into a bush."
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"Really?"
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"Oh, my god. It's all happening."
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"So... you don't want a girlfriend, but you did wanna look nice."
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"I guess."
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"I used one of your razors and cut myself."
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"I have no idea what I'm doing."
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"I think I know someone who can help you out."
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"so we have the same amount of facial fuzz."
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"Okay."
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"Watch and learn."
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"With... the hair."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Now that I'm shaving, it's gonna grow back thick, right?"
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"No, that's a myth."
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"Hola, mi vida."
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"Berto, you look guapísimo in that suit."
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"Which is why you buried me in it."
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"So, lupe did not go on that date."
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"- ¿Qué? - Mmm-hmm."
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"- You told me she was going. - Oh, she lied."
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"but when she got home, she wasn't super happy,"
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"she wasn't super sad."
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"And I know our lupe."
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"What are we going to do about our niña?"
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"Dichoso tú, you don't have to do anything."
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"Yeah, you don't look that sorry."
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"¿qué puedo hacer?"
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"Bertito..."
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"They broke the mold when they made you."
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"I'm not that nice."
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"That's why I married you."
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"I can't wait until I have more hair than you."
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"What's abuelita doing?"
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"Uh..."
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"Over the top, or just Cuban?"
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"Lady, you look great."
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"You better stop flirting with me, Jerry."
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"People don't hook up with their uber driver,"
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