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Clips from King of the Hill - The Order of the Straight Arrow (S01E01)

"Hey, me and Dale are taking Bobby's troop up by the lake..."
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"I'll never miss an Order of the Straight Arrow."
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"Yeah. Ours was something special."
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"Not gonna sugarcoat it. Some of you ain't coming back."
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"Those who survive will be honored members..."
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"of the Order of the Straight Arrow."
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"Question. Are you ready?"
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"I want to get all messed up and'll just pollute our minds..."
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"is a three cheeks of down wind, man."
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"if my grades are good enough."
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"Well, we're gonna make some men out of those 12-year-old boys tomorrow..."
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"I thank my father for all the tricks he played on me."
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"He taught me the most wonderful lesson a child can learn."
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"Never trust nobody."
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"BOOMHAUER: I tell you what you do..."
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"that dang old hand-in-the-water trick is gonna work every time."
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"Yeah. But those are getting tired. We need some new material."
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"If you want to be sissies."
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"He said yes."
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"Hey, John Redcorn."
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"John Redcorn, we've got this Order of the Straight Arrow retreat tomorrow."
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"But what I was really wondering..."
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"where we call upon the sacred Wematanye."
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"Let's see. Spirit bags, Wematanye, funny-Iooking headband."
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"The boys are gonna eat this stuff up."
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"The spirit bag is very sacred. You should not make light."
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"I got a bunch of L'eggs tennis socks we can use for spirit bags."
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"It's been six years, Bill."
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"After you walk on them?"
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"Now go to sleep."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey, Eustace."
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"All right, Randy."
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"What a load."
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"PEGGY: Well, okay."
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"Have a good time. Here's a Funsaver. Take lots of pictures."
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"we have to ask the great spirit..."
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"This trip is about the sacredness of Mother Earth and all she gives us."
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"Okay. Yeah. All right. Bye-bye."
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"[Engine stalling]"
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"[Tires screeching]"
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"You didn't say "Wematanye.""
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"24-hour silence starting now."
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"Bobby, son, you just talked."
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"- Who wants a dollar? Say "me." - Me!"
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"Lord, Bobby. Watch out, son. You've lost more chaws than anybody."
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"[Dale screaming]"
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"WOMAN: Thanks to our efforts, we have preserved the nesting areas..."
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"[Clapping]"
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"[Static]"
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"[Static]"
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""My dad wouldn't trick us.""
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"JOSEPH: Thank the Lord. RANDY: My lips were stuck together."
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"She's ours, by God. Our taxes paid for her."
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"I am Senora Rasha Ibenez. And I will be paying in cash."
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"You are about to come face-to-face with the deadliest beast in creation."
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"It's got red, glowing eyes, long, crooked teeth, a claw..."
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"- I think I hear him. - Look out, Bill. He almost got you."
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"[Screaming]"
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"I got one!"
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"HANK: My Lord! That's a whooping crane."
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"What do you mean "you"? We're all in this together."
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"in our own conveyance."
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"I am merely here to enjoy Earth Day and play some hacky sack."
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"Sir?"
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"Well, you see, the bird's tagged with a little transmitter."
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"Due to one of them snipe hunts last night..."
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"Well, if you do see anything, you can contact the ranger station."
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"Now let's get out of here before someone sees us, okay?"
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"I almost could not get away."
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"Amigo, it is time for some new zapatos."
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"A Size 16 for Senora Ibenez, Triple E."
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"Easy. Don't draw attention. We're almost there."
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"We're gonna make it."
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"Taste the wind one last time, bird spirit."
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"[Coughing]"
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"I release your spirit to Wematanye."
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"Woo-Ioo-Ioo."
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"Woo-Ioo-Ioo."
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"Tell him, Dale."
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"- Tell him, Bill. - He's right, Bobby. It's all a crock."
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"Oh, I get it."
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"Of course we're on the same team. You and me."
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"And now Team Hill is gonna bury that whooping crane together..."
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"And I don't know what you did to this gentleman in his underwear."
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"It's a miracle!"
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"Wematanye does exist."
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"No."
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"BOBBY: Woo-Ioo-Ioo."
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"Boy, I'll tell you what. This family goes through microwaves..."
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"quicker than most people go through shoes."
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"PEGGY: Yeah."
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"for Order of the Straight Arrow this weekend."
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"Y'all want to come, for old time's sake?"
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"Well, of course I'll go."
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"Not since ours."
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"Those who don't will be dead."
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"Yeah!"
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"You flunked the test of silence, Eustace! Give me your silence stick!"
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"For the rest of your long, miserable life, you will carry the scar of failure."
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"Now go get me a beer."
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"And you boys get out there and bag some snipe!"
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"Snipe!"
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"Shut up, Dale. There is no snipe."
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"So what are we doing out here?"
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"[Muttering] We're gonna get snackered."
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"[Burps]"
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"When I grow up, I'm gonna drink this stuff every day, just like my dad..."
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"and fly jets, and maybe even be an astronaut."
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"I'm gonna live in London, and be a rich millionaire, and have people killed."
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"I'm gonna sell propane and propane accessories..."
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"Kids and their crazy dreams."
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"I tell you what."
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"But we still get to play practical jokes, right?"
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"That's how I know Bob Dole's been faking that dead arm."
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"You just put it in the water like that, and it don't..."
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"you spend the whole dad-gum day like that, cleaning up that dang old pee-pee."
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"Dad, can me and Bobby bring life preservers?"
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"HANK: Hey, Dale. There's your wife's... BILL: Healer."
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"Yeah, John Redcorn. Let's get some funny Indian stuff to do."
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"Hank, Dale, Bill, Boomhauer."
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