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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Into the Mild (S07E07)

"Wow, that does sound pretty amazing."
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"Anyway, I just double-checked the walk-in,"
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"before I have to charge it again."
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"- That one's older than Gene. - And hairier."
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"and everything is marked down."
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"I guess today is the last day."
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"It actually sounds like a pretty good sale."
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"16-pound laptop."
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"Perfect crust."
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"Wow. These discounts are incredible."
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"Kayaking. You. Really?"
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"Okay, maybe not a kayak guy,"
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"Let's talk about the word "guy.""
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"The kids and I will finish up the dinner rush"
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"Yeah, she wrote a one-woman show."
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"- Be nice. - Okay, then, I'm definitely gonna go."
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"I need you kids here in the restaurant."
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"You walk out that door,"
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"♪"
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"Hello, outdoor stuff."
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"- Welcome to Outdoor Adventure World. - (gasps)"
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"Big sale. Huge sale!"
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"Now let's get you in some gear."
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"I've demoed everything in the store."
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"- Oh. - In fact, I'm taking this one with me"
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"You looking for a split-grain leather or a full-grain leather?"
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"I'm just still browsing."
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"- Racing? - Oh, look, there's a tent."
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"It's basically a house."
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"I can't really hear you, I'm inside a tent."
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"Ooh, I'm gonna zip this up."
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"of my one-woman show?"
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"Laughing and Aging and Raging and Laughing.""
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"I love it. Oh, and it's so great"
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"they're letting you perform at the library."
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"where the water fountains and the bathrooms are."
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"It's part of a series called "Art in the Hallway:"
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"the play gets a little messy."
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"Oh, you know, at one point I spill some milk"
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"- Okay. - In another part,"
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"Why don't we do it in the basement?"
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"Great. That way, no one will hear me scream."
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"Bob's Burgers: it's a dead cow on a bun"
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"- Gene, it's me. - Oh, hi, Dad."
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"Yep. People love it."
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"Oh, sure. That makes total sense."
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"You're not having an affair at all."
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"That's not much of a discount. Maybe not this tent."
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"But one a lot like it."
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"One that maybe smells like it."
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"Whoa."
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"Ah."
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"Oh. That's weird."
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"Damn it! Oh! (groans)"
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"(sighs) All right, I can... I can just call for help."
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"Okay, uh, landline."
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"Wait. Is that a motion sensor?"
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"Hey! Is there anyone there?"
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"(sighs) Linda and the kids are probably worried sick."
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"GENE AND LOUISE: I'll go tell him. I can go."
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"Write on the phone what you want to say to him"
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"Chapter two: birth."
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"My first studio apartment was a cozy uterus."
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"But, boy, was it small, and the plumbing was a mess."
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"But when I started to put up a fight, I was evicted."
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"The hospital carelessly, casually threw away my placenta,"
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"and in some ways, I've never recovered."
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"- (kids gasp) - Ugh, it's wet. Why is it wet?"
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"Okay, tried that door already."
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"I remember. I didn't get your name."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, I've been hanging out in the back office"
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"Okay, yeah. Um, can you please show me"
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"Hmm... I don't really know if there is a way out."
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"Well, how were you planning on getting out?"
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"Oh, I was just gonna wait until the moving crew comes"
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"to get the rest of the merch in six days."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Why isn't that working?"
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"Ah, I turned that off so no one would know I'm here."
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"that I'm here when they come for you."
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"(beeps)"
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"Don't tell 'em I'm here."
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"Why'd they say this job was hard?"
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"It... stopped. Nobody's coming in."
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"I'm gonna set it off again."
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"(groans) It's not working."
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"- Yep, this thing's shut off. - Oh, great."
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"- Mom, that's you. - Name drop."
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"when an elegant woman walked by."
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"- (gasps) - It was the briefest of gestures,"
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"but it meant so much to me."
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"(swoons)"
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"at TGI Fridays... especially Dave."
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"- Unbelievable. - Seriously,"
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"Yeah, hard to believe because it didn't happen to her."
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"It happened to me."
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"Yeah, it was me who got winked and gunned."
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"And one hot son."
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"You know? Kind of see that? Like, uh..."
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"I-I have a family, I-I can't sit here"
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"Well, there is one other way out."
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"You can't be serious."
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"over on aisle 14."
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"Uh, no to that. No."
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"Well, the other option is me and you doing this for six days."
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"Yeah, that's the stuff. Breath and Breeze!"
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"Okay, let's climb."
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"Great! This is gonna be fun."
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"Quick question: how big is your crotch?"
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"you look like a medium, but I don't want to assume."
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"This is so exciting."
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"over that girder."
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"Really? So good."
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"But also terrifying, so I'm glad you haven't seen them."
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"- Oh, my God. - Anyway, once we're both up there,"
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"One, two, three."
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"- Blue. - I don't care."
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"I do one of these... (clicks tongue)"
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"And... I'm flying Delta!"
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