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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - The Fall Ball (S02E02)

"I already had my heart jacked once by Nicole,"
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"and it sucked."
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"And you're right... Alison might not like you."
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""you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.""
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"Well, if you don't want to go to the dance, you don't have to."
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"I never got to go to a dance."
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"All I had was a movie."
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"I was wrong."
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"Shaq makes 58% of his shots,"
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"♪ Stay until your love is ♪"
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"♪ Alive and kicking ♪"
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"♪ Stay until your love is ♪"
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"♪ Until your love is alive ♪"
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"That was better than a movie."
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"There he go."
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"About time you asked me."
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"Don't worry. This happens at every dance."
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"It's called a "moosh" pit."
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"Boy meets girl, boy falls in love,"
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"girl elbows boy in the ribs."
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""To help you reachthose coins in the middle.""
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"Grandma, stop it!"
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"No, no. No, don't stop it!"
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"I don't want your loan."
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"Oh."
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"_"
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"$7,000?! That's it?!"
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"We need a lot more than that to buy a house."
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"Thank you, honey."
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"Of course, of course, of course, of course!"
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"Come here!"
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"I'm so excited we're gonna be partners!"
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"Ooh."
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"Is it too soon to suggest a horse mural in every room?"
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"- Yes. - Yes."
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"Okay."
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"♪ Girl, Mr. lover lover ♪"
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"♪ Touch me on me back, she says I'm Mr. Ro... ♪"
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"♪ Hug me up like a quilt ♪"
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"Oh, I wish I had the down payment to buy a house"
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"Oh."
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"♪ Fresh off the boat ♪"
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"'Cause I'll adopt him."
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"I came as soon as I could!"
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"Wait, what?"
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"It's not a big deal."
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"♪ mantic, call me fantastic ♪"
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"'Cause we're gonna gyrate them into our orbit."
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"Your 2-month-old cousin doesn't count."
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"Who's Alison?"
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"The surprise dip."
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"Whoa. That's pretty cool."
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"He once tipped Mitch $20 on a soup."
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"- We were flying, boy! - Louis."
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"That's a good idea."
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"My treat."
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"What?"
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"They wore blazers with rolled-up sleeves"
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"I don't know. I mean, I could be dead, too."
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"Oh, he said he wasn't coming."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I spent on my remodel."
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"because she says I am the cold one."
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"You told me my whole world was gonna change."
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"But what if she does"
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""Shaq-isms"..."
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"I'm just happy you have a choice."
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"which means I have a better chance to make than miss."
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"♪ Say me fantastic ♪"
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"♪ Smooth ♪"
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"♪ If you don't know, homey, now you know ♪"
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"That wasn't in Taiwan. That was in New Jersey."
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"Yeah, that did suck."
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"♪ I'm a lyrical lover ♪"
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"It is a big deal."
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"♪ No take me for no filth with my sexual physique ♪"
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"Uh, "the 7th grade dance is coming up...""
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"What a night that was."
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"S02E04 The Fall Ball"
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"I have big news."
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"Now, if you listen to me,"
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"Uh, no, just for my boy."
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"there's this house that just went on the market."
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"I thought she was just making homemade tea bags again."
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"I mean, look at steff and blane in "Pretty in Pink"."
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"Right."
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"I must have watched that movie 100 times."
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"and I'll stick my arm in."
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"Greetings. Want to dance?"
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"then I feel confident in you."
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"He was very generous."
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"♪ Alive and kicking ♪"
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"♪ Mm, Mr. lover lover ♪"
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"I'm sorry, dad. I don't like those odds."
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"♪ Oh, me, oh, my ♪"
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"Shaggy!"
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"we'd go try that new fro-yo place?"
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"Well, I used to work in a factory that made those."
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"Uh, nope."
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"♪ She call me Mr. Boombastic ♪"
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"Have any of you ever had physical contact with a girl?"
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"It's like Shaq says in his motivational book,"
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"and now they send me coupons!"
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"They've come a long way."
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"Please stop that."
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"Oh."
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"You're not gonna like it."
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"These are the critical hours leading up to the big dance."
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