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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Wide Window: Part One (S01E01)

"That is why I put cans near all the doors and windows each night."
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"In case any burglars come in, they trip over the cans and wake us up."
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"But what if we're awake in the house with an angry burglar?"
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"Angry burglar? Where?"
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"Aunt Josephine, you must be very worried about Hurricane Herman."
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"- Hurricane? - Herman."
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"The taxi driver said it's a huge storm headed our way."
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"Oh, dear."
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"We'll need food! We'll need supplies!"
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"Maybe my sisters and I could stay here."
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"Good point. You never know what might happen in a small town."
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"You ever read Thornton Wilder? Perhaps we should all stay here."
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"Of course, but what if we run out of food in the middle of a hurricane?"
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"I won't be long, children!"
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"Don't do anything dangerous! You know, anything I wouldn't do!"
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"- Of course not! - Nothing you wouldn't do!"
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"I know you don't care for the sound,"
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"but maybe I could use your rattle to invent a burglar alarm"
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"so Aunt Josephine won't have to rely on piles of cans."
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"And, Sunny, you can have the deck of cards."
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"You enjoy playing poker more than I do."
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"- That leaves you with the doll. - Plenty of boys enjoy playing with dolls."
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"Although, I would rather a book."
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"- That doesn't seem fair. - At least Aunt Josephine's trying."
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"She wanted to get us gifts, even though she didn't know what we liked."
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"You're right. She means well."
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"Even though she's terrified of everything, we shouldn't complain."
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"You're right."
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"- I want to complain anyway. - Let's get to work."
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"Aunt Josephine told us that all the answers we need"
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"were in her library, but she made a grammatical error."
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"Wait, let me get this straight. Aunt Josephine made a grammatical error?"
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"The word library is singular, meaning one."
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"and the one you don't."
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"Aunt Josephine might not open up, but her safe might."
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"That won't be easy. That's why people have safes."
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"Most safes use three numbers."
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"One million."
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"Aunt Josephine said that she and our parents developed secret codes."
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"In some codes, numbers substitute for letters and words."
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"It'd have to be something she'd remember. Something she cares about."
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"Avoiding questions about anything we want to know?"
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"That's three letters long."
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"I is the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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"Eleven for K."
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"And E, the fifth."
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"Crackers?"
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"Very high-pitched Beethoven."
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"That's Ike's whistling music. And look..."
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"Aunt Josephine wrestling with an alligator?"
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"And winning."
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"Boxing. Skydiving."
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"Who jumps out of a plane for fun?"
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"Cooking with fire."
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"- She wasn't scared of anything. - What happened to her?"
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"The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations."
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"All the answers are in here."
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"Even if our guardian won't tell us anything,"
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"we can still find out what we're looking for."
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"Baudelaires."
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"Baudelaires, there you are."
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"Sunny!"
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"I found something very interesting at the town market and petting zoo."
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"I found two very interesting things at the town market and petting zoo."
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"One, yes, a great deal of limes at a reasonable price."
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"The other is even better."
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"Something wonderful."
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"Baudelaires, I know I am a disappointment to you and to countless others."
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"Believe it or not, I used to be a fierce and formidable woman."
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"Your parents and I were more than friends. We were associates."
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"We were colleagues, comrades, collaborators, allies, volunteers!"
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"But these are troubling times."
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"I know you miss Ike very much."
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"And I know you miss your parents very much."
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"It's a curious thing, the death of a loved one."
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"thinking that there's one more stair than there is."
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"And your foot falls through the air,"
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"and there is a sickly feeling of dark surprise."
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"- That's exactly what it's like. - It's terrifying."
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"you can't be terrified forever."
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"- And I think we can do it together. - That sounds wonderful."
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"So, can I leave you children alone a few more hours?"
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"He wants to take me out for a fried-egg sandwich."
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"- What? - I met a man,"
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"a gentleman, at the town market and petting zoo."
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"and we're going to talk about it over a fried-egg sandwich."
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"It'll be good to have something hot for a change."
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"I just wanted to get a warm cardigan that's flattering to my figure."
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"You're going on a date?"
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"Don't be vulgar, Violet. It is not a date, necessarily."
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"It's just two adults sharing quality time together"
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"over toasted rye bread and runny yolks."
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"Oh, be nice to him, won't you?"
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"Oh, Captain!"
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"I'm hobbling as fast as I can, Josephine."
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"Well, good evening, children."
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"My name is Captain Sham, and my home is the sea."
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"No, it isn't."
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"Well, it's... it's a large lake."
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"Don't be ridiculous."
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"All right, all right. My home is near a large lake."
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"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance."
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"We've already made your acquaintance. You're Count Olaf."
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"Count Olaf?"
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"Why would you bring up such a terrifying person?"
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"Count Olaf!"
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"Just as I was working up the courage to go put on my cardigan."
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"Aunt Josephine, this is not a sea captain. This is Count Olaf."
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"It's true."
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"I am shocked at your grammar. You can't say, This is Count Olaf."
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"The proper sentence is, He is Count Olaf."
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"He has the same shiny eyes and the same single eyebrow."
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"- That is an eyepatch. - The tattoo!"
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"Count Olaf has a tattoo of an eye on his left ankle."
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"this man's left ankle was devoured during his duties as a sailboat rental agent."
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"That's how the two of us met."
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"- I was shopping for limes. - She was shopping for limes."
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"- Shall I? - Oh, you tell it."
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"- No, you tell it. - Very well."
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"I remember it as if it were yesterday."
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