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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Wide Window: Part One (S01E01)

"- But you would be dead wrong. - Dimmo..."
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"- My name is Lemony Snicket. - Dudy Damo..."
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"- It's my sad duty... - Democlay..."
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"to tell the tale of the Baudelaires' tragic lives."
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"Dimoclath..."
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"- Dimoclat... - And should escape from this sad story..."
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"It's pronounced Damocles."
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"After the probably apocryphal figure in Sicilian mythology."
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"Well, I don't have time to learn things. The banking day has already begun."
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"In any case, I'm sure you'll be off on some exciting adventure"
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"with your new guardian."
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"Remember, you can always rely on us at Mulctuary Money Management."
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"I will leave you alone on this mostly deserted dock"
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"to await for your taxi to your Aunt Josephine's house."
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"She's not meeting us here?"
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"Strangely, she said she'd be unable to come to the dock,"
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"and I didn't think it polite to ask why."
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"Perhaps she's planning a surprise party for you children."
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"Which reminds me,"
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"I know you've had a frightening and mystifying time"
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"with that horrible man, what, um, Count..."
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"- What's his name? Um... - Olaf."
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"You put us in his care."
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"I wouldn't exactly call it care."
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"He's a thief and a murderer, and so far has completely escaped capture."
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"Peppermints!"
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"Delicious peppermints! My second favorite candy when I was a boy."
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"You can eat them in the taxi on the way to meet your dowager aunt."
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"- What's that? - Oh, Violet, I'm surprised at you."
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"A girl your age should know that a taxi is a car"
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"that takes you someplace for a reasonable fee."
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"And this should just about cover it."
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"Cheers, Baudelaires!"
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"Good luck."
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"- Dowager is a fancy word for widow. - Thank you."
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"Should we have told him we're allergic to peppermints?"
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"It didn't seem worth mentioning."
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"We have a lot more important things on our minds."
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"Like asking Aunt Josephine if she can help explain"
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"Does anyone need a ride somewhere for a reasonable fee?"
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"- This town doesn't seem very crowded. - It's the off-season."
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"When the weather's nice, this town is as crowded as can be."
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"But around now, things are as dead as the cat I ran over this morning."
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"Hold on."
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"I hope your Aunt Josephine has enough food and supplies"
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"I'm gonna sit it out in a cabin with the works of Herman Melville"
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"and a large pot of vegetarian chili."
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"I thought hurricanes only occurred near oceans."
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"With a body of water as large as Lake Lachrymose, anything can happen."
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"You know, what's interesting is the storms in Herman Melville's work"
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"are more metaphorical, or even allegorical,"
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"rather than the naturalistic style of someone like Thoreau,"
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"if you know what I mean."
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"The shore represents our tenuous hold on the earthly nature of mortal existence,"
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"and the turbulent waters represent"
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"the villainy and troubles in our own lives."
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"Like a threatening rowboat getting closer and closer with each passing moment."
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"Solitude."
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"Blissful contemplation of my inward eye."
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"Only when I am alone can I court the muse"
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"and dream up the next step in my..."
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"Brute force?"
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"Something dashing, something romantic."
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"You know, in many ways, I am married to the sea."
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"This is actually a large lake."
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"I am married to the sea, but my girlfriend is a large lake."
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"- Land ho! - I told you to stop calling me that."
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"I'd say to him, Lay off the big white whale for a few days."
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"See how you feel. Take a vacation. Rest your leg."
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"Your aunt must be a remarkable lady to live all the way up here by herself."
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"We've been told Aunt Josephine is fierce and formidable."
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"She must be."
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"- Good luck! - Thank you."
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"I hope she really can answer all of our questions."
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"There's so much we don't know."
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"It's like we're standing on the edge of a precipice"
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"with no idea what lies below."
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"Although I do know what lies below,"
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"which is a 300-foot drop into the freezing waters of Lake Lachrymose."
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"Still, standing on a precipice is better than slipping on a precipice,"
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"So, before things get worse,"
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"I would advise that you take note of the three words"
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"Please go away."
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"Don't knock. You might get splinters."
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"This door is made of wood, which is teeming with tiny shards,"
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"which in turn is teeming with infection. You must never knock."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sure you're right about all of that."
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"We're looking for our Aunt Josephine."
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"I'm Violet Baudelaire, and these are my siblings..."
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"Klaus and Sunny, of course, of course. Come in. Come in!"
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"- The doorbell didn't appear to be working. - It's disconnected."
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"There is the danger of electrocution."
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"And be careful not to bump into the phone."
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"I've read quite a bit about electricity,"
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"Not if you have a faulty pacemaker."
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"Does someone here have a faulty pacemaker?"
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"No, but you can never be too careful."
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"Do you live with our Aunt Josephine?"
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"I am your Aunt Josephine."
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"- You are? - Yes, of course."
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"Although, I prefer the word certain. Follow me."
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"But mind the rug. You might trip and break your necks."
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"Fierce Aunt Josephine."
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"Formidable Aunt Josephine."
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"Delmo? What do you mean by delmo?"
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"I consider myself an expert on the English language,"
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"and I have no idea what the word delmo means."
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"Sunny doesn't speak fluently yet. Just baby talk, mostly."
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"Well, you have arrived just in time."
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"I know you've seen many unusual things."
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"- Yes, we have. - And you must have many questions."
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"- Yes, we do. - In my library,"
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"you will find all the answers that you need."
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"- Are you ready? - We're ready."
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"Then open the door."
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"Ah! Just... just push on the wood."
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"The knob could shatter into a million pieces and hit your eyes!"
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"Lake Lachrymose."
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"I know every island in its waters and every cave along its shores."
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"But now I can only stand to look at it from far away."
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