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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Week in Review (S02E02)

"This is too many skeletons in my closet."
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"You get to hang out with your big bro."
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"You get to spend all day outside..."
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"Uhp, wiener's ready!"
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"we just need to put this shampoo in your hair,"
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"and lice will be gone tomorrow."
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"But the basketball game's tomorrow!"
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"Let's do it! Team Jess-ouis!"
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"I'll keep thinking."
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"Don't you die on me!"
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"Ahh. All clear."
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"Ugh! Lice!"
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"How come the treatment worked on Evan and not on you?"
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"Guess lice just can't get enough,"
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"can't get enough of this Eddie stuff."
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"Wait, no, Big Red, keep your distance!"
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"Mr. G says the bet is still on."
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"No way!"
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"If I can't play in the game, the bet is off."
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"the student-faculty basketball game today"
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"because of "lice.""
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"if he doesn't show up,"
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"I'm gonna give all of you double homework."
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"May I go to the bathroom?"
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"The sharp part kept stabbing me in the butt."
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"He can't give the whole class double homework."
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"That wasn't the bet."
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"Well, he is,"
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"and if you don't show up after school"
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"I got to get back before home ec."
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"So, these are the photos I took of the flip house."
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"I know. Cool, right?"
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"It's the suggestion of house."
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"I was going for a feeling."
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"I mean, isn't it more interesting to create a feeling?"
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"and do pictures that actually show the house."
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"Let's do that."
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"That's a great idea, Honey."
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"Um, how's it going with the lice?"
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"It's awful."
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"Just hearing the word "lice" makes me want to scratch."
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"Oh."
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"I mean, I know it's just in my mind, but..."
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"Man, those conventioneers made me feel dumb."
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"Like I'm the only person to ever confuse the NCAA"
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"I have lice."
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"That wasn't in the pamphlet."
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"I need you to get me the treatment shampoo."
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"Then we need to vacuum and wash everything all over again."
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"Plus, now we have to do the sheets in our room."
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"Also, I still have to take pictures of the flip hou..."
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"What... What are these for?"
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"I'm out."
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"What do you mean, you're out? Louis, I thought we were a team!"
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"And I appreciate that... but I'm out."
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"_"
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"You're leaving?"
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"Evan gave it to you."
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"It's only a matter of time before you give it to me,"
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"and that can't happen."
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"I have to provide for this family."
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"Well..."
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"Are you saying your career is more important than mine?"
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"- Well... - Okay, I see."
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"as long as it doesn't get in the way of yours."
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"I support your career. I babysit the kids all the time."
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"It's not babysitting if they're your kids."
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"Well, this week, I did the laundry."
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"I even remembered Emery's toothpicks."
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"That's just being a parent."
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"Why would you blame me?!"
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"Well, I mean, you're the mother."
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"And you're the father."
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"Exactly."
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""Exactly" what?!"
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"Louis, I thought we were a team."
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"And I appreciate that... but I'm out."
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"_"
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"Defense! Defense!"
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"I don't even know why we're playing."
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"Even if we win, we still get double math homework"
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"because Eddie didn't score a basket."
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"We're doing it for the pizza, Dave."
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"Principal Hunter's playing dirty."
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"He keeps pinching my arm when no one's looking."
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"Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch!"
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"Not a foul if the ref doesn't call it."
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"Mmm! Pizza!"
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"My slice is so big, I got to fold it in half."
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"I ate so much pizza, now I have to make more."
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"You got rid of your lice!"
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"Nah. I still have it."
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"He can't be here. He has lice."
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"Then go remove him from the gym."
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"I'm not going near him."
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"I have a date tonight. I shaved and everything."
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"Well, I'm not doing it. I have horses."
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"I wasn't about to let you guys get double homework."
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"You could have come before there were six seconds left."
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"You know I like to make an entrance."
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"Okay. Hit it!"
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"Once you miss the birth of your son,"
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"I'm a businessman who runs a restaurant."
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"I had no choice but to leave."
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""it's the '90s" business... I give it 10 years, tops."
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"- pulling my weight... - I know. I know."
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"Coming, dear!"
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"- What? - See?"
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"Ah, sure is different from our generation, huh?"
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"Hey, why don't I mix us up some Gin Rickeys?"
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"Remember at the start of the war how we used to kick those back?"
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"I'm not sure I was even born then."
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"Aw, poor Jessica. I feel so bad for her."
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"I know. Lice is the worst."
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"I'm sure that's why you guys agreed"
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"that it's better for you to come here"
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"so you don't get it yourself."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"I mean, there's no sense in us both getting lice."
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"And she's a Realtor."
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