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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Week in Review (S02E02)

"So, the deadline to get into the next issue"
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"and you stage the house?"
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"Great. Staging is my specialty."
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"I used to help the Tampa Police Department"
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"re-create crime scenes."
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"Don't mind me. I know you're working."
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"I had to run some errands"
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"and thought I would surprise my favorite ladies"
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"with some lunch."
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"Louis, thank you."
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"We're so lucky to have such supportive husbands."
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"You know where my shirt with the blue flowers is?"
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"Yes, it's in the pile that's got to go to the cleaners."
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"But I was gonna wear it to lunch at the club today."
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"Well, I've been really busy with the investment property..."
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"which, of course you know"
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"because you've been so supportive,"
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"which is why you're happy"
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"to take the shirt to the cleaners yourself?"
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"Yeah."
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"I guess I'll just cancel."
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"What is this?"
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"My mom likes to recycle paper."
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"She wrote a note on the bottom."
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""Dear Teacher, Paper is paper.""
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"Excuses from your mom"
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"aren't gonna help you on the basketball court."
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"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!"
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"I know you don't like to work."
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"You certainly don't like to show it."
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"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!"
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"Well, I heard you don't like to show up,"
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"Heard you missed that."
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"- Oh, no, he didn't! - Aw, shoot!"
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"I was a little late."
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"By the time you could see the head, I was in the room!"
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"But it's cool. It... It's totally cool."
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"You know what? You even score on me, one basket..."
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"- Whoa! - Aw, man!"
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"What?"
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"Deal."
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"He's a grown man."
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"He drives an Explorer, Eddie Bauer edition."
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"Guys, relax. I got this."
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"That doesn't count. I had an itch."
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"Steep."
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""House good. You buy.""
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"You know,"
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"this is that four-minute window Wednesday afternoon"
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"we have the whole house to ourselves."
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"I've been so efficient because of my wristband,"
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"I even had time to pick us up a French CD."
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"So extravagant."
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"No!"
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"Eddie!"
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"It's the middle of the day. What are you doing here?"
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"They sent me home."
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"I have lice!"
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"- Lice? - It's going around school."
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"and I couldn't come back until it was gone."
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"We didn't come to this country so our son could get lice."
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"It's so awesome."
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"I can't go to school, which means I can't play"
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"Lice?"
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"Oh, here. The nurse gave me this pamphlet."
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"Back away. Go."
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""A Parent's Guide to Lice.""
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"Okay, uh, first, we have to get a special shampoo."
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"We also have to vacuum, wash, and disinfect"
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"anything Eddie has touched in the past 24 hours... Ugh..."
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"And, uh, anything he will come into contact with."
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"I have a better idea."
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"Well, this obviously throws a wrench in things,"
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"I bet he got lice from sleeping over at Dave's."
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"I don't think drinking soda gives you lice."
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"You're telling me"
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"lice see an innocent child in a dirty home"
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"drinking a sweet soda and they don't want in on that?"
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"They're the pedophiles of the insect world."
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"We have to get rid of it, which is why..."
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"One is for everyday scheduling. One is for tackling lice."
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"Okay. Now, I'll get the treatment shampoo,"
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"and I know you were supposed to take photos"
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"_"
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"_"
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"Ma, it's the '90s. We're a team."
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"_"
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"_"
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"Okay. So, the instruction sheet also says no hugs."
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"Hugs are a surefire way to transmit lice."
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"Also, all stuffed animals need to be isolated for 24 hours."
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"I have lice."
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"It's spreading!"
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"Bao-bao."
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"My baby."
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"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
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"At least poke air holes in the top."
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"Evan, quit your yapping."
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"Mom's got it all wrong."
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"Being homeless is awesome."
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"This is terrible."
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"Come on."
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"Won't it be nice to take a little break from school?"
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"It's like you don't even know me."
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"What's going on?"
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"We have lice."
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"Wait. How come I don't have lice?"
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"Lice are straight fools."
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"Hey, Sharlene. Remember what we talked about?"
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"How I got to stop following you home"
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"and looking through your bedroom window?"
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"It's just a simple tip on how to be a good friend."
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"Thanks, Emery."
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"I love you."
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"Emery, stay away from them!"
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"They are diseased!"
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"Hey, Dad, did you remember my toothpicks?"
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"Ah, it's right there in the crack."
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"What if the H.O.A. finds out about this?"
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"They already know I'm scared of the dark."
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