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Clips from Community (2009) - Virtual Systems Analysis (S03E03)

"I left my Puttin' On the Ritz cane in here earlier."
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"I know it probably has another name,"
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"but, um, can I be perfectly honest with you guys?"
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"I think I went too far with this one."
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"I have to go to the bank today."
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"What am I supposed to tell people in line?"
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""I had good news and bad news"?"
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"Come on, Craig."
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"Get you life together."
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"♪ Give me some more, time in a dream ♪"
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"♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪"
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"♪ somebody said we could be here ♪"
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"I am Inspector Spacetime."
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"And I know that which is unknown."
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"I patrol it in the x7 Dimensionizer"
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"with my loyal constable, Reggie."
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"So I'm aboard the much crappier H.M.S. Spacetime 12,"
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"from the worst season ever, with temporary constable, Geneva."
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"Geneva, I need the quantum spanner, the big one."
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"Oi, gov'ner, quantum spammer, up an' at 'em, in'it?"
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"If we can't get out of orbital lock,"
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"the Blorgons may intercept."
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"Tut tut, m'lord."
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"Wouldn't give a tuppence for that sticky wicket."
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"Okay, stop simulation."
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"I can't do this anymore."
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"But the Blo-gons might intercept..."
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"It's Blorgons with an "r"."
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"Blo-gon means "thank you" in blorgon."
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"You're mad at me for playing matchmaker with Troy and Britta."
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"You think you're gonna lose Troy."
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"I'm not petty, Annie."
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"I'm mad at you because you tampered"
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"with the fabric of the group."
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"How do you know Troy and Britta pairing up"
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"I run the scenarios."
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"I examine this stuff from every conceivable angle."
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"You don't have a patent on being a control freak, Abed."
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"I kind of do."
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"You think this is just a room where Troy and I play dinosaurs"
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"versus river boat gamblers together?"
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"Sure, it's how I got the construction approved,"
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"but, much like myself,"
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"the Dreamatorium has higher functions."
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"Would you like me to show you how your stunt"
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"with Troy and Britta will play itself out?"
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"Why not?"
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"Execute simulation Troy/Britta."
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"were dope and legit!"
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"I don't usually support lunch"
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"because it's unfair to breakfast."
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"I never thought about"
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"I guess that explains why you never"
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"see any two of them on the same table."
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"So I guess Annie's pretty hot to get us together."
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"She probably just doesn't understand people."
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"Well, the sooner the food comes,"
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"the sooner this will be over."
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"I'm afraid your food won't be ready for another half hour."
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"I'm too busy misunderstanding the whole point of Die Hard."
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"I can't wait to get home to Abed."
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"So you can dart back and forth"
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"doing impressions of your friends."
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"There's no science at work here."
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"You're right."
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"The science is at work in here."
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"This is the Dreamatorium's engine."
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"My thoughts are collected by this box"
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"and everything I know about my friends is stored here."
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"recombined into objective observation."
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"I'm able to simulate any of the study group"
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"and even a half-accurate Chang in over 7,000 unique situations."
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"Abed, it's cardboard tubes and a funnel."
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"to a specific level of brain function."
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"Right. I'm stupid."
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"Not stupid, just less able to see what I see."
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"Gee, you've got it all figured out."
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"King of toilet paper rolls over here."
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"Hey, Troy, I'm glad you called."
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"Your lunch is going well, right?"
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"Yeah, just checking on Abed."
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"What? He's fine."
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"He just implied I operate on a lower level"
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"of brain function, so business as usual."
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"I worry about him when I'm not around."
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"Well, he's fine, he always will be."
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"People bend over backwards to cater to him."
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"He's just extra sensitive in the Dreamatorium."
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"It takes a lot out of him to run that thing."
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"I don't want you to break his brain."
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"Bye, Troy."
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"- How is he? - He'll be okay."
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"It's so sweet how much you care about him."
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"And another thing I hate about Die Hard,"
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"two FBI agents named Johnson."
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"I've been thinking about our Inspector Spacetime scenario."
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"It might work better if instead of playing Geneva,"
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"you played Rosamund."
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"She was a constable in season five"
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"I have a better idea."
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"You know what would make your scenarios a lot more realistic?"
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"If Troy weren't on a date."
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"Why don't you take all your thoughts"
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"and your logic and add one step to the process."
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"- What are you doing? - From now on,"
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"before you do or say anything,"
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"Abed?"
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"Abed?"
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"Oh, my God, I broke Abed."
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"Abed?"
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"You know how you wanted me to tell you"
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"when you were being scary weird instead of cute weird?"
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"This is scary weird."
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"Hello, Annie."
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"What was I doing on the floor?"
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"Were we... doing it?"
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"Well, I'm not being a Kardashian."
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"So where are we now?"
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"We're in the doctor's lounge of Greendale Hospital School."
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"Hospital school?"
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