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Clips from Community (2009) - Virtual Systems Analysis (S03E03)

"After you."
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"♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪"
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"♪ one by one they all just fade away ♪"
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"Duty-bound to protect a universe of innocent unremarkables,"
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"This week, however, Reggie has been forced to go to lunch."
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"More British?"
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"Can't we play something I know about"
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"like hospital administration?"
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"wouldn't destroy everything?"
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"Oh, and you can do that but I can't?"
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"Oh, those appetizers"
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"meals fighting each other."
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"Both are distilled by logic and then"
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"Well you see it that way because it's calibrated"
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"Making sure he's okay."
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"Great, um, just, you know, make sure he stays comfortable."
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"you're gonna think about how it affects the people around you."
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"We lower functioning brains call this "empathy"."
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"Are you being Jeff?"
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"but damn the rules, damn the system,"
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"damn our two foot height disparity, I want you."
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"Later."
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"Bye."
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"Terrific."
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"I'm a surgeon!"
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"And I'm your administrator!"
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"Fine."
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"Dr. Perry might know."
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"- You're lying. - Maybe I am, so what?"
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"Well, be scared of this."
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"I can see why women find Clive Owen attractive to the point"
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"I'm more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie."
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"You said you saw his name in the files."
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"Abed doesn't exist, young lady."
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"Your hospital school, young lady, is a simulation"
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"And I'll make love to you."
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"Jeff, take me to Abed."
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"I'm not Abed."
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"Jeff... Abed, stop!"
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"You're not holding anything."
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"Signed, healthcare administrator Annie Edison."
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"That's out of context."
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"And I did not push Troy and Britta together"
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"Execute simulation, Annie/Annie."
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"No, we don't."
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"- Stop it. - Pop culture, pop culture."
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"- I'm on a TV show. - You're gonna get in trouble."
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"I got an Abed here!"
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"Abed?"
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"We're inside a locker."
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"You think this is where we'd put you?"
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"- You know that's absurd, right? - Well, I'm not stupid."
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"It's a place where people like me get put"
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"If you start turning into a vampire..."
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"Did we have a space odyssey?"
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"and we over-validated Carson Daily."
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"You caught me."
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"Isn't that what a... quantum spanner's for?"
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"than I would have simulated it,"
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"Inspector, set the tachyon drive to hyperjump."
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"Well, this mission has gone pear-shaped, indeed."
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"Take that, Blorgon scum!"
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"Ow, Annie!"
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"- I'm hungry, are you hungry? - Yeah."
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"All right, back to cramming?"
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"and my answers seemed to amuse"
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"Hmm, maybe after a long, dark night,"
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"Okay, I didn't really avoid sitting on them."
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"for a Moroccan feel."
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"playing blazer tag..."
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"We are so screwed."
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"How are we gonna memorize all this?"
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"Let's just go over it again."
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"Kingdom, phylum, class..."
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"Order, family, genus, species."
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"I use a mnemonic device."
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""Kevin, please come over for gay sex.""
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"Why wouldn't you use "Karen"?"
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"'Cause it's gay sex, dummy."
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"So use "great"."
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"Now I can't remember anything. Thanks!"
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"God, why do we always wind up in this position?"
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"For all the time you spend here, you'd think we wouldn't"
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"have to cram so much."
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"Maybe we never get any work done because we have"
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"so much fun hanging out together."
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"Definitely, maybe that's why."
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"Ah, the duali-Dean of man."
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"I'm dressed this way because I have good news and bad news."
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"You have got to be kidding me."
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"The bad news is Professor Kane has the flu."
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"The good news is biology class is canceled..."
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"What a gentleman."
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"Guys, we don't have to cram last minute anymore."
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"Last minute got moved to tomorrow."
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"Three-hour lunch? Three-hour lunch? Three-hour lunch?"
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"Three hours?"
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"I could watch the first half of three movies."
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"Ooh, I don't have to go to the fast food"
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"restaurant across the street."
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"I can go to the fancy one across town."
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"Their manager wears a tie."
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"If we don't eat, we can make-believe"
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"an whole episode's worth of Inspector Spacetime"
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"- in the Dreamatorium. - Word."
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"Yeah."
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"Maybe we should go to Señor Kevin's."
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"Britta, didn't you want to try that new cage-free bean burrito?"
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"The tortillas are made with micro-financed flour."
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"Troy, you could drive."
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"I can't go to Señor Kevin's. The manager and I are enemies."
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"He said Die Hard was bad."
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"Well, how about this."
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"This lunch is already a runaway train, no point in stopping it."
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"Troy, Britta, you go to Señor Kevin's."
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"Abed promised he'd show me how the Dreamatorium works."
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"- Today's the perfect day for it. - But I want to..."
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"Abed, don't you think today's"
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"- the perfect day for it? - No."
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"- Abed. - Is this a social cue?"
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