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Clips from Peep Show (2003) - The Interview (S01E01)

"'Think "crazy horse", think "in your face". What would Jeremy do?"
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"'Yeah, that's it."
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"'Nazi love. I'm a nutter! '"
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"'I'm a dirty hobbit and she's a sexy elf"
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"'so she might be..."
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""'Ohh! You dirty hobbit. Take off my bodkin and my jerkin. ""
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"'Oh, yeah..."
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"'Pixie ears."
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"'But that sword. What if she was a hobbit slayer?"
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"'I'd just use my enchanted amulet."
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"'Yeah. Yield to me, hobbit-slayer."
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"'You will touch my magic cock. '"
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"'? And then I go and seal the deal"
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"'? By doing something wicked like this cartoon?"
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"'Swastika love."
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"'It's bloody mental. '"
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"- So what do you think? - I dunno."
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"- Yeah, it's zzzhhhh! In your face. - It's just..."
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"I don't like it."
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"- I just don't. - Oh, right. This is it, is it?"
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"- Whatever. Spunk Bubble. - Momma's Kumquat."
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"No, it's not. I never agreed to it being Momma's Kumquat."
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"Look, if this is John and Paul, 1970, then I need money for the equipment."
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"This is like your whole Balearic bullshit, innit?"
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"One minute, it's all, "I love ya, man," the next, it's, "Where's that 50 quid?""
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"Shit is as shit does, my friend."
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"Look, this is bullshit. We can't just let the Hair Blair Bunch go."
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"We are not the Hair Blair Bunch!"
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"'A bloody swastika. That is the single worst single bloody idea ever."
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"'I mean, a swastika!"
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"'It's gone. It's happened."
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"'Oh, yeah, do what Jeremy would do. Thanks, Jeremy. You tit. '"
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"'Yeah, perfect plan. "I want to fax this off. Oh, Toni, I feel tired. ""
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""'Let's just both lie down on your bed. ""
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"'Hope she gets out the bong, not the cafetiere. '"
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"I was wondering. You're an urban, switched-on lady."
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"A fax machine? Right, like I'd have a fax machine."
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"Have you just come from the 1980s?"
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"It's like The Spaceman And King Arthur, but in reverse."
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"Right. OK."
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"Tell me something, Jeremy."
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"Have you ever tried washing up without using washing-up liquid?"
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"Could you clean a pot or a pan without using a scrubbing brush,"
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"a sponge or a scouring pad?"
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"- I don't think so. - So what you're saying is"
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"these products are essential - products no one could do without?"
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"The first thing to say is that this is definitely not pyramid selling, OK?"
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"Right. Good."
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"'Enter the pit of Sarlak, little crisps."
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"'She's ignoring me."
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"'Of course, she's ignoring me. I sent her a swastika."
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"'Jesus! This is the worst thing to happen to anyone ever and..."
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"'Relax, Mark. You're not Hitler in his bunker."
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"'He was really under the cosh."
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"'Let's strap on the nosebag and eat some serious work. '"
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"I mean, does that look like a pyramid to you?"
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"Clearly, it's not a pyramid. It's a pie."
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"And... it's like a big, lovely club with free money for everyone?"
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"- It sounds great, but... - Free money for everyone."
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"Ha! Look out the window. That'll never happen in this old world."
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"No, see, the early birds"
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"are going to find their bird table covered in money pie."
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"they get a slice of the pie but then they look closer"
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"and - oh, dear - it's only pastry."
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"Boo-hoo, Johnny and Sally."
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"Are you with me?"
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"'Blown it with Sophie. Who's next?"
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"'Big Suze?"
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"'Never met her. Not necessarily a disadvantage."
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"'Why don't I ever get this fucking thing fixed?!"
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"'Every night... Ah, it always comes out eventually. Fuck it. '"
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"Yeah, it's meant to be me and Barbara from Personnel, right?"
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"And... she's handing me this heart of holiday pay"
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"but in the heart, it's just..."
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"- Race hate? - Exactly."
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"That's so Barbara. She's such a racist."
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"Listen, Sophie, I was wondering if I could get your home number."
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"I mean, for work, in case I need to swap a shift or... That is, if you don't..."
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"'She's actually writing it. '"
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"There you go. See you later."
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"Oh, hang on. This isn't enough numbers."
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"'Oh, God, I hope she doesn't mind about my balls. '"
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"Exactly. If it's such a bad thing to do things by the book, there'd be no book."
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"Oh, what? Just because he's black?"
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"No, I mean, not because..."
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"- He was at the garage at the beginning. - I know what you meant."
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"Anyway, in the end, I got Sophie's number."
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"We know he's the only one with the key to the lock-up."
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"So do you think I should give her a call? I probably should."
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"OK, listen, if God's doing mountains or sky or water, I'll call."
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"- If he's doing trees or critters, I won't. - All right, let God decide. Ready?"
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"Yeah, sky!"
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"Right, here goes."
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"'And with a large brush, I'm gonna... '"
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"'The following names were presented to us by temping agencies. '"
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"- Answerphone. - Ah, you see!"
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"He did do it, but for a nice reason."
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"Who's the racist now, Mark?"
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"Far from it."
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"Anyway..."
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"It's good to hear your voice. I know it's only a recording"
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"but you have got a bloody nice voice"
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"and..."
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"God, I just called up to say hi and then..."
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"? I like you?"
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"I mean, not that."
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"But anyway..."
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"I noticed that the paper in the photocopier is running a bit low so..."
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"I know it's not really your job but..."
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"You know, so... See you tomorrow."
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"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
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"- Oh, fuck! - Oh, my God."
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"- Jesus! - I've really fucked it. Have I fucked it?"
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"Maybe it was charming."
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"- It was the behaviour of an oddball. - No, not an oddball. A maverick."
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"You may not play by the rules, but..."
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"by Christ, you get results."
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"Come on, let's go and have a drink. Forget about it."
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"- No. - Right."
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"How much washing-up do you think you could do without washing-up liquid?"
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