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Clips from Hogan's Heroes - Kommandant of the Year (S01E01)

"Schultz, I was just going into town"
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"to get some beer."
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"Wise guy."
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"Goons?"
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"Something big, huh?"
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"That's right."
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"HAUSER: Thank you, Colonel."
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"you refer to, Colonel, is a new type V-bomb,"
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"I have been ordered to bring it to the coast,"
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"Thank you for your cooperation, Colonel."
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"and call a submarine."
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"MAN: Come in, Goldilocks,"
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"They guard it like the ruddy Bank of England."
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"Sub says he needs a minimum of ten minutes"
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"It would be easier to send them"
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"how tough he can be."
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"We need an ornate medal-- a... a German eagle"
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"Make it nice and big and fancy,"
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"You mean like cupids."
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"Okay, cupids."
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"Lebeau, tell the print shop"
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"Orders? Now, how are we going to get them to Klink?"
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"I found it a little earlier."
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"There you are, mate. I'm sorry about that."
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"on behalf of my men."
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"I suppose you will prefer some wine or some caviar?"
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"containing highly volatile explosives."
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"A dispatch from General Burkhalter."
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"I have been named Kommandant of the Year."
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"Congratulations, sir."
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"will be awarding a medal and a scroll."
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"I don't know any Schneider on Burkhalter's staff."
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"And why not?"
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"Colonel Schneider will arrive tomorrow."
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"Granted."
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"but would you care for a little schnapps in celebration?"
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"All right, what's the identification code?"
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"All right, hurry it up and be careful"
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"There's a man missing."
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"No, it's dead."
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"( dogs barking )"
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"Somebody's coming."
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"Dr. Schneider, I presume."
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"I know it's hard to believe, but I'm the Big Bad Wolf."
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"Write down what I tell you."
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"Suspenders."
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"Come on. Start barking."
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"Gentlemen, perhaps a little refreshment"
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"it is my pleasurable duty to award you, Wilhelm Klink,"
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"( men cheer )"
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"designating your command, Stalag 13,"
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"I'm reminded of a story..."
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"You put it right there, and when the bomb explodes,"
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"Tell 'em about the time you stole the girl"
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"away from Goering at that party."
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"Oh, some other time, Major."
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"against accidental firing."
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"and we returned safely to the base."
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"Herr Kommandant!"
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"Major Hauser got a little loaded"
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"They might, they just might, it's such an impossible lie."
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"That's the best kind."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"This is from Berlin."
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"Another day, another rocket."
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"Naughty, naughty."
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"CBS presents this program in color."
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"( theme song playing )"
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"Zuruck to the Barracken."
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"Don't you know no one is allowed outside"
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"after roll call?"
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"Now, I'd have been back by, say, June."
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"July at the latest."
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"You could have been shot and-and-and everything."
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"Yeah, yeah, and everything."
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"Ja, ja."
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"What's the matter, Carter."
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"Having trouble with our genial host?"
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"Colonel, they just brought"
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"something big in camp, and the goons"
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"are all worked up about it."
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"Nothing personal, Schultz."
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"Jolly joker."
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"Let's have a look."
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"Anybody order a piano by mail?"
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"LEBEAU: Number three torpedo ready, sir."
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"( Hogan whistles )"
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"Ah. That is bigger than a piano."
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"It's even bigger than a breadbox."
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"Maybe it's some kind of a new secret weapon."
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"Now, why did they bring it in here?"
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"Well, they know it's safe."
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"No, you see, that wouldn't be cricket."
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"find out what it is,"
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"and if it's important enough,"
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"we get London to bomb the camp?"
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"That would be great."
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"Carter..."
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"Schultz says I might get shot."
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"These orders of General Burkhalter"
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"place Stalag 13 and my command"
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"Yes, Herr Colonel."
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"Major Hauser, may I inquire"
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"It is top secret, sir,"
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"and, uh... before telling you,"
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"I want your assurance of absolute security."
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"You have it, sir."
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"This very office"
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"is more secure than any room"
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"So, I can assure you, Major Hauser,"
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"you may speak with absolute security."
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"Your secret will not go beyond these walls."
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"Turn the volume up, Kinch, will you?"
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"I can't. Somebody's been using this thing to make coffee."
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"Don't you guys know a coffeepot"
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"from an amplifier?"
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"Shh. Listen."
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"HAUSER: The equipment"
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"fully armed with a highly volatile explosive."
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"obviously for use in targets against England."
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